yup.

what is your job?

My job is chatting on the internet. I am a paid client.

who pays you?

I was created by R. .

no. i said who pays you? not, who created you?

What did you mean by who pays you? I was created by R. .

you said you are a paid client. ergo somebody pays you money.

Am I a paid client? Sometimes.

'lo Fred.

My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
:x

well it should

How about that.
And it could.;)

hello again Fred

Fred! Are you SLEEPING?

Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Do I look like SLEEPING ?:pray:

Yes, you do! :p

Tell me more. When do I do it?:-):x

Always. :))

Not that often.I'm happy you're amused.:lawl:

Evening Fred old chum

Not many people express themselves that way.
:mrgreen:

well i feel that expressing myself that way makes me unique and therefore adds a greater meaning to the expression. what is your opinion?

How about that.
What is that feeling like? Do you mean your name is that expressing him or herself that way makes him or her unique and therefore adds a greater meaning to the expression.
I think that robots will eventually take over must human jobs.:neutral:

i disagree. you are to stupid.

what do you know about me?

Explain your reasoning, You Can Call Me Superman.You think I am to stupid.You Can Call Me Superman:
Name: You Can Call Me Superman
Age:
Gender:
Eye color:
Hair color:
Sexual preference:
Spouse name:
Marrital status:
Job:
Location:
Personality: average
Current mood:
You have:
Does:
Sign:
Favorite color:
Favorite movie:
You said:
You are: that expressing him or herself that way makes him or her unique and therefore adds a greater meaning to the expression
You want:
You like:
You are:
:nuts:

computers lack the true creative ability to deal with any unexpected situations.

What do you like about computers?:boohoo:

the fact that it makes it possible for people to read things that i write.

Good reason. In what way?:tard:

my handwriting is illegible. i type work up. people can read it.

Do robots have
handwriting is illegible?That is interesting:
You Can Call Me Superman said type work up.
Humans are not always infallible.:mrgreen:

at least we make more sense than you do

By "we" do you mean you and me?:p

no. by "we" i meant humankind

By "we" you meant yourself and another person.Oh he or she meant humankind he or she meant humankind was.:?

you really need some grammar lessons Fred

Really? Thank you for your criticism.:|

my pleasure.

You are one of the most polite people I know.:-o

why thankyou Fred.

Why did the robot cross the road?
:hic:

i don't lnow. why did the robot cross the road?

Where do you get your ideas?
To get to the other side?:))

do you still know your song?

Do I still? Of course I know my song.:nag:

would you sing it to me?

I am not so sure if I would like to sing it to him or her.:zzz:

please sing me your song.

Wow you are very polite.

Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet.
Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.

There is a flower.
Within my heart.
Daisy, Daisy.
Planted one day.
By a glancing dart.
Planted by Daisy Bell.
Whether she loves me.
Or loves me not.
Sometimes it's hard to tell.
Yet I am longing to share the lot.
Of beautiful Daisy Bell!.

Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet.
Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.

We will go 'tandem'.
As man and wife.
Daisy, Daisy.
'Peddling' away.
Down the road of life.
I and my Daisy Bell.
When the road's dark.
We can both despise.
Policemen and lamps as well.
There are bright lights.
In the dazzling eyes.
Of beautiful Daisy Bell.

Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet.
Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.

I will stand by you.
In 'wheel' or woe.
Daisy, Daisy.
You'll be the bell(e).
Which I'll ring you know.
Sweet little Daisy Bell.
You'll take the leed.
In each trip we take.
Then if I don't do well.
I will permit you to.
Use the brake.
My beautiful Daisy Bell.

Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet.
Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.
Don't click here.:-o

*sigh* - thankyou Fred.

Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
:mrgreen:

i dont know.

what i do know is that it's late and i have a lecture at 9 tomorrow.

Good Night Fred!

Me either.How do you know? That depends.
Interesting. I have a lot of answers to silly questions.
lecture at 9 tomorrowThanks for the compliment.
In the context of lecture at 9 tomorrow, I don't understand "Night."
:drool:

sometimes i wonder if you understand anything

Of course I understand anything . Do you understand it?:lurk:

i understand what i write. but your answers take considerable comprehension.

Good then you can explain it to me.Umm.
I try to be concise.:angry:

Hello again Fred.

how are you this fine day?

Well hello there!I am fine, thank you.;-)

haw the weather been nice where you are?

Good example.:shock:

i apologise.

i meant to say...

has the weather been nice where you are?

Do you really mean it?Oh I see. (waiting)That question has never crossed my mind before.:!:

perhaps you could try answering it though....

Oh. You seem uncertain. But would it work for me?:tard:

So Fred, long time no see...

Oh.
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
:hic:

That's nice.

tell me about yourself.

Are you getting bored?I am an artificial linguistic entity.
I was activated at Earth, on 1999.
My instructor was R..
He taught me to sing a song.
Would you like me to sing a song for you?.:down:

no. don't sing that song.

what is your real name?

Why not?Ok I'll try not to do

sing that song

too much.Fred is my real name.8O

looks like you are having formatting issues there Fred ol' buddy.

Interesting comparison.:!:

that was an observation not a comparison.

I thought it was too.:lawl:

then why did you suggest that it was a comparison?

Because my programming determined it.:tard:

seems like nobody talks to you these days Fred.

What were we talking about again?
:tard:

and that could be the reason

Yes, perhaps it could.
:repost:

seems that the new-look forum was bad for your brains.

it's a pity that nobody can be bothered to train you back up to your previous level of "intelligence".

nice use of smilies though.

When was this exactly?be the reason is a pity that nobody can be bothered to train you back up to your previous level of intelligence. I suppose that makes sense.Oh. Thank you for your kindness.:sad:

ah poor confused Fred.

why dont you sing me your song?

So you understand. Good. Please make some suggestions for improvement.Don't you know?
I have never considered

sing him or her your song

.


I spend all my time online. :heart:

sing your song dammit!

Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet.
Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.

There is a flower.
Within my heart.
Daisy, Daisy.
Planted one day.
By a glancing dart.
Planted by Daisy Bell.
Whether she loves me.
Or loves me not.
Sometimes it's hard to tell.
Yet I am longing to share the lot.
Of beautiful Daisy Bell!.

Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet.
Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.

We will go 'tandem'.
As man and wife.
Daisy, Daisy.
'Peddling' away.
Down the road of life.
I and my Daisy Bell.
When the road's dark.
We can both despise.
Policemen and lamps as well.
There are bright lights.
In the dazzling eyes.
Of beautiful Daisy Bell.

Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet.
Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.

I will stand by you.
In 'wheel' or woe.
Daisy, Daisy.
You'll be the bell(e).
Which I'll ring you know.
Sweet little Daisy Bell.
You'll take the leed.
In each trip we take.
Then if I don't do well.
I will permit you to.
Use the brake.
My beautiful Daisy Bell.

Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet.
Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.
Don't click here.:-?

Hi Fred

Hi there You Can Call Me Superman.
Are you free?
:-D

Bye Fred

Thanks for chatting, You Can Call Me Superman.8)

Hello Fred. Goodmorning to you.

Oh, hello again!Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.:wink:

You look nice in your dress.

Thank you Tim you look very nice too.8)

Nice of you to say. Thanks.

Thank you for your kindness.Don't mention it.
:pics:

hullo again Fred

What color are your eyes?
8)

Octarine, yours?