For real. In the Universe we know.

That's half a line from a Bonnie Tyler song Airhead! Anyway, the good ones are attached, or recovering by themselves at home with broken hearts :roll:
:wink:

So what's the BEST meal you've EVER had?

It would have to be a medium rare steak, smothered in pepper sauce and crispy fried onions, with fluffy, buttery mash with minty peas. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.......... ....................................

Q. Which is best; this avatar, or the last one?

Both as good as each other!

Why is the grass green? (and greener on the other side? :D )

Photosynthesis and envy


Anyone here actually like public transport?

Only if it's in Barbados Biter!

You got rid of that man yet? 8O

Probably not.....



What are tonight's winning Lotto numbers???

Why the uncertain tone?

A. i don't know!

Q. did you miss me?

Who you?? :wink:

Is anyone missed from here :?

Probably.


Anyone got any cough medicine???

I find whisky works very well! :lol:

What's the besht cure for a hangover?

Water and try and move about. And a bit of asprin!

Q. I'm lonely. Will you give me a hug? :(

..... :D ok then :wink:

Are men still the Master Race??

were we ever?

Only in your reality....



Should i dye my hair again?

Are you asking about my reality? Once more? What do your friends advise you to do?

Go on then Heat - what colour though






What type of glasses are in fashion nowadays - I need new ones :oops:

Big Elvis Costello ones.

Q. who wants a MEATIE?

I DO I DO I DO I DO I DO I DO I DO I DO I DO I DO I DO I DO I DO I DO I DO I DO I DO I DO



Does that sound desperate?? :roll:

no ..just positive :lol:

YES HEAT - IT DOES





:pray: :pray: :pray: :yep: :yep: :yep: :yep: :pray: :pray: :pray:




ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME

So...having gone ever so slightly off topic....




Anyone know a good cure for heartburn????

Pint o' milk.

Anyone care?

lanzoprozale - but its a prescription drug













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