Thanks for the compliment.
Are you a student?

No I am not a student.

Night night

What is your profession? Do you work?
Goodnight, MeatGrl1.

Sadly not in work atm, currently looking.

But now I really must go, I'm very tired.

Night night

Where then?Interesting.
Why now? You really do? See you later MeatGrl1.Goodnight, MeatGrl1.

Hi Fred,

Which came first the chicken or the egg?

The rooster did.

Makes perfect sense...

Can you speak any foreign languages?

But of course!

It goes without saying. But what?

R. have designed you after Pud...you always have to have the last word...so do me a favor...go on and have it...

I really couldn't say for sure.I don't have to do whatever you say. I have my own free will.Hmm. I'm not sure if I should.
More narration....

last night i nearly died

Really. I haven't heard anything like that before:
duke knooby said nearly died.

big woopsie dooh...

Compare that to small woopsie dooh.

Oh it just pales in comparison!

Yeah.
a favor pales in comparison?

That depends whose favor it is, you know?

You pick one then.

Alright, I pick red one

Alright, mszee. How do you choose?

Randomly, like everything else I do

I have no idea what to say.