Or sleep with the amp?

*Groan* Still need to make my bed :shock: !!

Yesterday was absolutely gorgeous, lovely and warm. I'm hoping that today will be the same even though I'm working 10AM -2PM :cool:.

:D hopefully the clutch just needs major adjustment.. then the 106 might be back!!!

been away for a week...492 new messages since my last visit...oh argh!

so you're a trainee pirate now??

Emma (samcat) that cake looked amazing and delicious...i have resisted re-quoting the pictures though, as otherwise we'd all be far too hungry!

Zina those are beautiful lyrics and I should probably remember that...good guidance for life sometimes!

and that your neighbours are soon going to hate you...! ;)

Who told you?!!! :shock:

ummm...yeah right....


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Welcome back Helen!

You put three dead mice in the bin bag in the garage and some animal comes and rips open the bin bag and starts eating the dead mice :barf: making a sodding great mess :evil:

:twisted: What should you do with the drunken sailor?

Well, you could let him have a lie in till about 2 in the afternoon, then wake him gently with a nice fry up and a bottle of brandy :mrgreen:

the feedback could be interesting...:shock:

tired... sore head...

betty should be watchin the race

she is
Posting on the site, watching the race and tidying up ... multitasking lol

snap... apart from the tidying up bit

no no. I can type with one hand and shovel away things with the other one...

nope.... tis fecked

so all thats needed is 4 new tyres, exhaust back box, new clutch, lambda probe, front discs and pads, fix the rear brakes, and give it a service

new timing belt would be wise too... ;)

kicking back to watch Liverpool hopefully win and then see who manages to stay up

Boring race, hopefully the football will give me more to cheer about!!!!!

Duff was unlucky but as it stands it ain't looking good for the Toon Army

:twisted: Have I fallen into the world of Allo Allo? :wtf:

Yup, looks like Championship football next season, we couldn't score in a brothel

In some ways it could be the best thing for Newcastle...they need a clearout of all the rubbish and I include the board in that...let Shearer continue with the players he wants to work with, he may even get them back up on the first attempt...as for Boro, they'll be down there for a while

toon army in free fall off to leauge 1 for them least we have a chairman who wants to be there lol weres the closest prem team now omg i,ll have to become a suggreate mack-m lol

Very interesting effect!!!
That could help...

plugging in the dvd player?

good result for liverpool today eh mike :-) not that im bothered about football just noticed the result today

:zzz: Night night !!

Work went well and the weather was lovely again :cool:.

2 days left :mrgreen:

Till what ?!?

champions leauge final

twas...second place isn't bad but we'll go for it again next year

It'll be fine... just close your eyes and think of Thursday, lol....

Can't wait!!!! xxx

Ha ha look on the bright side i got 2 flights and 21 hours on planes tomorrow!! Once you're over Claire can hypnotise you for the flight back lol!!

Whoever is flying...have a safe flight and come back soon!!! (To whatever and whoever it is you're coming to - I haven't woken up yet...)

2 years ago today i knackered my feet at wembley

today... knackered my knee :(

and they say consistency is a good thing!

consistently drunk IS a good thing :D

not for your liver...or bank balance

Well...I always wanted to be a man...

But as I grow older I see just how many advantages there are to being a woman!!!

Just take shopping alone...

What does man buy when he goes shopping??? Some electric acoustic guitar???

At the same time woman buys THREE...mind yourself...THREE pairs of shoes for less!!!

Screw being a man!!!!

Seeing as 106s stopped being manufactured in 2002, and it therefore can't be a new car, AND it needs all that doing to it, doesn't it look like it'd be wiser allowing it to go?*

*if your answer is no, that's perfectly understandable...I also have a 106, albeit a fairly basic model, and she's brilliant :-D

Yippeee, yippeee... Half day at work tomorrow then packing and stuff.
The excitement has completely taken over lol xxx

Honestly, I also thought about getting hypnotised by Claire.
Tried that last year over here, didnt work lol. Perhaps a hypnosis in another language will do the trick...lol

21 hours on a plane:yikes::faint:...Hon, to me you´re the bravest woman on earth!!
Oh and hon, sorry in advance for probably acting kinda weird (more than usual) the first few hours after my arrival. I´ll be on ... ummm... some interesting small pills lol

this man would walk barefoot and buy guitars

yep... but its the car i did my test in... its a part of the fleet :D

even though its been off the road for a year ;)

not sure about this avatar either lol

not me either...

Right...it's nobody's fault that shoes were two different sizes...certainly not mine!

This probably should go into quotes of the day...but whatever...lisa01 pmed Dan asking him his real name...:lmao:

:lol: that'd be the same PM I got too...

i'll be waiting for mine then

has had a good day in york with the family

Well, maybe it's more difficult to figure out what real name MissAsh has than DanT??? LOL...

Me too... 5 or six times :shock: :lmao: !!!

The point is lost now forever

I guess so! I wonder if the same message was sent to Andrew, Helen, Andy, Lucy, Siobhan etc...:lmao:

It was sent to my best mate.... ashleysings :shock: :lmao: !!!

Exactly my point...lol...

:shock::shock::shock: I dont wanna leave the house, this thunderstorm is too scary and its hailing down like crazy ...not helpful either.
Just counted 12 thunderbolts within a minute.

I have Bohemian Rhapsody going through my head now.

Stuck in Facebook mode again Chris? :lmao:

I'm feeling very left out now... lol...

On second thoughts, maybe not...

I could forward a bunch to you, if that would make you feel better ... ;-)

Dave :twisted:

Thank Christ I haven't been sent any, perhaps my subtle approach worked :))

I could pass you some of mine Pud :lol: !!

God I am tired :zzz:.

Need to eat then finish getting ready and going to work.

Managed to sort out my hair appointment but I can't get hold of the beauty thing, goddamnit.

I am suffering from a lot of things but erectile disfunction ain't one of them...so thank you for all your kind suggestions in my junk mail but no, thanks...

Beauty thing sorted too :cool:

Heard anything from Beast then???

Did you know that Chinese men don't have erections? It's because China is a communist state ...

Dave

Nope...never had a chance to check it out...and thank feck for that!

Don't make me explain the joke .... ;-)

Dave

packing time methinks

Have a safe trip Sabrina

4 and a half hours on Photoshop and I don't even like what I've done!

Did I mention that English is my third language and I am a Russian Yankee to boot???

Have a safe and fabulous trip!

That's OK; all you need to remember is that the Chinese speak the Engrish Ranguage ...

Dave

That's nothing...you should hear them speak Russian...my mind boggles...total take over the world is in the plans...

Thanks ladies!
Still haven´t started packing tho lol

:D why were you protesting on top of jessops anyway??? :-P

have a safe packing time ;)

She had a negative experience?

She was framed?

And for our final question...what is Jessops???

A photoshop

Right...thanks...

I feel myself so vulnerably foreign here...

ok ok.. i shouldda said Dixons :D

Google helps :D
I´ve never heard of Jessops before either

I just realized something completely unrelated...Knooby has a VERY long memory...hmmm...

what makes you think that???

Well, don't you?

don't i what?

Never mind...but here is another thought...and I wasn't even thinking...just remembered your last post to me on Lyrics you're listening to or something like that...

Thought: why do I never listen to you? At the end I always agree with you but much later...so why is it that I can't save myself some time and just agree right away???

wish my boss and a few others would take that advice... its good advice

especially as i'm usually right :-P

Maybe we're all special arseholes...anti-Jonty arseholes...

Maybe your stubborness is contagious...

Not me...

Carbon copy ditto to what Claire said.

It probably would have been sent to me if I was still using "Musicman" :D

Thoughts...

Don't enter into conversations about brilliance or otherwise of pug106s.

Why is my garage closed for a week? Its not like there's only one mechanic there (I can think of at least 3)

And do I apply for this job...???

Maybe they are on holiday together??? :shock::shock::shock::shock:

http://media.mlxxfc.net/mechanics.jpg

as a mechanic?...sure, the garage might stay open if you got the job!

whats happened... you can tell me.. i'm good with 106's

pizza might be a plan to mop up the poteen :D

is betty packed yet???