:lmao: Surreal huh! :lol:

Can you please assure Andy that I didn't laugh...well...not very hard anyway...I am at work...I'll look again from home...

I just read a song R. taught Fred to sing...mind boggles...

need drink!

Yeah right ... but I bet you didn't laugh half as hard as I did when I saw the reflection?

Well...I've laughed much harder after I've read this post...my imagination is much better than my vision...lol...

Sorry but it's just so obviously fake, anyone knows that Smoggy's no lady lol

ugggh...and it was going so well...scoring 4 at stamford bridge, v good, conceding 4 at stamford bridge not so good.

but at least they made a fight of it...and as for Peter Cech, he's a very tall bundle of nerves.


right am off to bed

awesome performance!!!!!

uh-oh...

Can't believe it's now less than a week 'til I head off round the UK for a week! Really can't wait.

whats this??

Yay I now have straightners Whoo !!

LOL

God am suddenly hungry :shock: !

Woohoo! The FIA see sense for a change; Brawn car legal :-) Come on Jens!

<---- Looks for Ferrari branded toys being thrown out of the red pram.

The judges in Paris heard evidence from both sides, with Ferrari's legal representative, Nigel Tozzi QC, describing Brawn GP team boss Ross Brawn as "a person of supreme arrogance"

:lmao:

Well Mr Tozzi, you could be arrogant too if you were as good at your job as he is at his :lol:

Yippeeee i got my new passport!! Now i just got to get my visa lol!!

can't believe it's been 20 years since the Hillsborough Disaster...I remember watching it on television as it all unfolded.

20 years later and no one has taken responsibility for this....

Visa sorted, now just a whole load of clients to do and some packing lol!!

And a leg of lamb to eat!!!!!!

yippeeee!!

Double yippeeeeee!!
Are you ready for the penguins??;)

My boss can drive anybody insane...and I am the easiest one...

Yippeeee!!!!

Getting all my jumpers out and contemplating taking my hot water bottle too lol!!

I'm still waiting for my New Zealand passport as my British one runs out this month :yikes:

we,ll always remember the fallen 96


there were only i group to blame & 1 certain indavidual they have the blood on there hands.....

:shock: and I was only joking lol

You can have both cant you?

I'm surprised he's even allowed to have one ... :twisted:

LOL!!

I can, but I only need one.

i want an audi r8

I want a Jag XKR :cool:

I want a million dollars in umarked bills in a brown paper or no one gets it...whatever it is

:up:

:zzz: Am tired.

2-6PM today, I like those shifts :lol:.

Tonight I'm going to the theatre with mum and Chris to see this Agatha Christie play I think, should be fun :cool:.

Ta muchly Dave! x

Doesnt seem to be a healthy year for my family and friends :?

That's my week over with...bring on new york

Not even once did you confirm that you have my phone numbers...so I am posting this in open...Mike???

you can add me to the injured list since about 3.30 today when i fell backwards of a stack of pallets... and landed on the broken glass

even managed to break me car keys in the fall!!!

and now... it feckin hurts like hell :(

:shock:

I guess it's pointless to ask if you're ok...but how un-ok are you????

sore to move just, and a few cuts and bruises and swellings... nothin serious, i'll live

Well, take care of yourself...

ribs and hip's a bit fecked, so its sore to laugh lol, ouch

Then I shall refrain from funny posts...oh...never mind...those are never funny...

You should really check your ribs for being cracked...it's not like doctors can do anything for it but at least you can have them taped...

:(

drink is a good pain killer

is in for a busy weekend -- what with birthdays & christenings

lousy smarch weather...

any video footage of that??
you should hang around carl a lot then :p

Ewww ming !!

Just made a cuppa when I got it upstairs to check things it had white floaty things in it, so just made another one with different milk !!!

Lovely when you've just woken up !!

try to decalcify the water boiler, that's mostly the problem with white floaty things.

You need to take the dead sheep out of the mug before adding the tea bag ...

this could be my last day... hang on, this IS my last day :shock:

:shock:

?????????????????????

REALLY looking forward to seeing Mike again tomorrow!!!

hi everyone long time no see believe or not i've just come out of hospital today apparantly i've got guild stones they're ment to be dangerous has anyone on here ever had them before? really not looking forward to going back to the hospital to find out weather i got to have an op :(

Is it gallstones?

yeah thats the one zina sorry wasn't sure on how to spell it lol

I didn't mean to correct you, I just wanted to make sure it's the same thing. My entire family had this shite and yes, you can get rid of them naturally which is pretty painful and I don't remember how but I remember it was bad...and the bad news is that they come back no matter what you do. They do here laser thingie to crush them so you really don't have surgery so to speak...however, like I said...in every case I know they came back. So people just remove gall bladder and are done with that...it's more dangerous to live with these stones than living without gall bladder...

Disclaimer: although I do have some medical education, I am not a doctor...lol

lol thanks zina that has helped me alot see my mum told me that she had them when she was younger and she nearly died with them which has made me worried a bit lol

Yeah, I had one relative who nearly died also...but they caught it in time with you so it should be ok...

soooo thats where clouds come from....

still hurts :evil:

Poor...hope you're feeling better soon...

is having a nice jd & coke

aaaaawesome car!!!! perfect colour!
cant wait to drive that thing :mrgreen: shame its not mine tho

Sounds like a lot of ungreat news around here atm so hope those with injuries, hospital visits and other general unhappinesses are ok and right as rain soon. Jo (and Barb!) try not to worry as it generally makes no difference to things, and I hope it all goes fine

mike and zina i hope you and families have a great time!

those with good news and general happiness at the moment, i am glad to hear it!

as for me and other than those thoughts, mine are far too random to post them all here. i might frighten people.

think I drank Swansea dry of vodka last night. I'm sure I was giving off alcohol fumes on the train home this morning :shock:

The whole damned merry go round is starting again.... Aren't I getting too old for this? I've certainly had enough...

Stop the world, I want to get off.

Ooooh no hon!
First we have concert to attend then it´s ok to stop the world and get off ;)

weirdo

:p

aaah cycle ride today. no particular reason, just a very good friend and I fancied it...bit tired but with that oh so pleased with myself sort of feeling going on. I will admit the last time I cycled was 9 months ago, and before that, 13 years...but I think this may catch on...hoping to go again next week (only then I won't have to stop at a sports shop on the way to invest in a cycle helmet!!)...had a great time!

well Zina met my family and everyone survived:lol:

Good to hear that everything went well!!:D Have a great time everyone!!!

Well...I am just now getting to some more or less sober condition...lol...no match for Irish at all...

Mike...miss you to tears already...

Single girls...attack Mike...to be a part of his family would be a gift for any girl...amazing amazing lovely family...I am completely in love with every one of them...stunned and still working on sobering up...lol...

I repeat what I said before... It seems so wrong to be up :shock: !!

:yawn:
seems to be raining in Shanghai:roll:

Whohooooo :D
Well done Sebastian!!!!

sore head... poor

:wall:

That'll be two sore heads then...

Mad weekend, but fun...jetlagged and am going to bed

lol
Good night hon

:zzz: God I am so tired !!!

Why me?

Why not?

Hungry and tired :zzz:..

Think I'll try and make the effort to go and get me a sweet and sour chicken, I quite fancy that :cool:.

I´m really not sure if it´s worth it...:shrug:

must get me net connection sorted... this pc is shit

must get the t610 replaced... the z5 is shit for texting

aches and pains from the fall are going which is good

got the dukes new album... :D

that was a weird day in work..

:??:

I was out the house for 12 and a half hours today and i'm only here for 11 and a half and then i got to go to work again!!

But i did find my ex husband on Friends ReUnited yesterday registered as Wolfman Anderson which is really funny cos his name was Daryl before lol!!

Can listening to Right Said Fred and watching Martha Stewart turn you gay? :panic:

:lmao:

OK, this really made me laugh...

Whoaaa, time flies!!! :shock: Scary!
Thank goodness for cameras!

Head office is learning that when they use the word mandatory in emails sent to me it will just result in me producing cast iron reasons for non compliance.

I await a reply to the email asking which ones were more mandatory than others.

Resistance is NOT futile and is now mandatory.

Here's a better "internal memo" .... :twisted:

Internal Memo

From: Bin Laden, Osama
To: All Al Queda Fighters
Subject: The Cave
Do Not Distribute Outside The Organisation.

Hi guys. We've all been putting in long hours recently but we've really come together as a group and I love that! However, while we are fighting a jihad, we can't forget to take care of the cave, and frankly I have a few concerns:

First of all, while it's good to be concerned about cruise missiles, we should be even more concerned about the dust in our cave. We want to avoid excessive dust inhalation, (a health and safety issue) - so we need to sweep the cave daily. I've done my bit on the cleaning rota ...have you?
I've posted a sign-up sheet near the cave reception area (next to the halal toaster).

Second, it's not often I make a video address but when I do, I'm trying to scare the s**t out of most of the world's population, okay? That means that while we're taping, please do not ride your scooter in the background or keep doing the 'Wassup' thing. Thanks.

Third: Food. I bought a box of Dairylea recently, clearly wrote "Ossy" on the front, and put it on the top shelf. Today, two of my Dairylea slices were gone. Consideration. That's all I'm saying.

Fourth: I'm not against team spirit and all that, but we must distance ourselves from the Infidel's bat and ball games. Please do not chant "Ossy, Ossy, Ossy, Oy, Oy, Oy" when I ride past on the donkey. Thanks.

Five: Graffiti. Whoever wrote "OSAMA F***S DONKEYS" on the group toilet wall. It's a lie, the donkey backed into me, whilst I was relieving myself at the edge of the mountain.

Six: The use of chickens is strictly for food. Assam, the old excuse that the 'chicken backed into me, whilst I was relieving myself at the edge of the mountain' will not be accepted in future. (With donkeys, there is a grey area.)

Finally, we've heard that there may be Western soldiers in disguise trying to infiltrate our ranks. I want to set up patrols to look for them.
First Patrol will be Omar, Muhammad, Abdul, Akbar and Dave.

Love you lots, Group Hug. Os.

PS - I'm sick of having "Osama's Bed Linen" scribbled on my laundry bag.

Cut it out, it's not funny anymore

I really shouldve said yes when I was invited for an after work cocktail :doh:
Even if I wasnt at work lol

My back hurts horribly, and I forgot to pay a bill (twice). Gnarrr.
Not the best day...but on the other hand it's more than halfway to weekend...new thinking positive theory!

The weather has been good nice and sunny in uk
 

I think the weather in the uk has been good for april so far nice sunny days i love this time of year. i cant wait for the summer to come. from lisa01