Uncannily accurate :lol:

Thank you, kind sir...I know this all from reading a book "To hell and still not back"...lol...

is wondering what to say in my job interview -must look good even thought its a formality

is wondering why ive been quoted 5k car insurance

they wont be getting my business thats for sure!!

Good Luck Chris :up:.

~~~~ me where'd you get that tie? is a no no

It is probably already there for ages, Michael, but your signature is SO funny. Since you have not broken any forum rules, it appears to work ;):D

Best of luck, Chris.

Hey Zina... good book! I put it on top of my list after I finished this current one. Someone quoted to me from it a short while ago, and I really couldnt remember any of it :?, so it is a must ;):D

ouch!

Good luck Chris,hope it goes well

nah its 3 women

I wish I could take the credit for it but I completely take credit for the copying/adapting of it lol

Fingers crossed for ya Chris!

looks like i've won the uk/microsoft lottery without even entering

excellent! i heard a nice, cosy, little cottage in belfast is to let. when will we move in? ;)

Excellent .. could you send it to me please? I need to grease the palm of a Nigerian who has promised me a share of a $25M inheritance ...

Dave :twisted:

yeah yeah, no worries... do ya want the attachment aswell??

:lmao:

It's that bad; yes!

Depends ... what does it attach to? :lol:

Good luck, Chris...you should be ok as long as you don't repeat a word of what Michael suggested you should say...

leaving the isle of wight tomorrow..... dont know where i end up but i sure need a break!!!!!!!!!

really gotta get rid of this pain....((think i will lock him in the cupboard..lol..))

Not been quoted happy then?

thanks for the support guys N gals went well will know later

I think I might cry.

Oh no...:(

That ain't good

Some of today's thoughts....

Ow.
I bruise like a peach!
Ow again.
Don't like the new F1 rules.
The Pope is an idiot.
Porcelain slip is expensive.

I think I have to start exercising :(

Also think it's time to break out the summer shoes :up:

oh no grisham has finaly left

Did you just discover it???? Yeah...to me he made this show...

hiccups, poor.. wonder will pizza help??

pizza cures EVERYTHING!!!

Pizza cures everything!

great minds think a like...

meanwhile.. i cant remember how the word i want is spelt

ok, now I´m officially scared lol

Great minds think alike whilst fools seldom differ :))

Am so tired :zzz: !!

Disney movie, tea and bed... Mmm heaven !!

Night all :wave:.

hiccups gone... :D

And so is probably pizza...

If MY thoughts coincided with HIS thoughts...I would be TERRIFIED...hang in there...you will overcome this...

nah, aint arrived yet

Nothing to cure then with pizza...poor...

alcohol :D

still cant rem how thats spelt though

Looks about right to me...

what do you mean server to busy theres no-one here

Who'd have thunk it a remote control can survive a 90 minute hot wash and still work lol!!

It did better than my other half's old Nokia phone, which died after just a brief dip underwater*.

Dave

* Allegedly it was only water, but given the location of said water there may have been an additional component to the mixture. Let's just say it may have been water with a yellow tinge ... :twisted:

Hey...same thing happened to Emma Meatgrl I think...

Coincidence??? :wtf:

I don't think so...

Should really get myself motivated :roll: !!

Amazing! She also had a Nokia?? What a small world ....

Try again Sherlock! :lol:

I am very sorry but I have sorely neglected my duties of inquiring about the model...usually when it meets such an unfortunate fate it's besides the point...lol

Perhaps Emma MeatGrl and Mrs Daveake are one and the same person....?

Pure frustration... but it's all good now....

And I got to go out on the bike this morning without falling off or crashing it, so that's even better!!

Yeah, and perhaps moon is made out of cheese (including the house that Elvis lives in).

Dave :twisted:

i think person at pay and grading helpline now thinks i am either completely crazy or completely stupid.

weather today has been lovely.

lunch out with a colleague was nice (even better that he paid). wonder how long will take before rumours thoroughly distort

You never see them in the same room together do you?

It´s just not fair how life treats good people :(

I hardly ever see them period...well, I hardly ever see Emma...but Dave...that is hardly ever ever...

That is a possibility that I have seriously considered above...although after further deliberation I have concluded that it's not possible because by now either one or both of them would be pretty much dead...expired...no more...

is that why the americans never went back to the moon??

then again, maybe they never went there at all ;)

What´s wrong with cheese??

button moon wasn't made outta cheese... but what was mr spoons spaceship made from???

a... baked bean tin
b... washing up liquid bottle

A!

Nothing wrong with cheese, unless you're American, in which case "cheese" is a lump of squidgy flavourless yellow stuff best suited to filling in holes and arteries.

Dave

are you sure?? can you proove it?

I'm certain!! I am that sad!

well done, you're spot on!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f20BLJGHNXY

Are you sure it wasn't a Sony Wii?

Dave

It was an iPod not a phone and it no-longer works now :(.

:wtf: !!!

Oh please I'd rather die !

Not even going to attempt an answer to this...

:wtf: !!!


Amen !!

Excellent ... I was trying hard to be polite but does this mean the gloves are off now? :kickass: :lol:

Dave

What's wrong with being married to Dave? Besides the fact that until recently, I thought he is a teenager???

over 200 quid cheaper than play.com.... only i cant find the key to get it :(

I don't know, but I could put you in touch with someone who does ... :lmao:

Yup, that's a married couple talking lol

yep that sounds like a happily married woman

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b1...rick/argue.gif

:lmao:

Doesn't talking stop once the rings are exchanged? :lmao:

After all these engagements and marriages recently I´m getting slightly confused :retard:

No hon, the talking carries on, it's the listening that stops...

Chsib...:beer:

Or the pretending to listen :lmao:

Exactly ... :lmao:

Yippeeee X-Men Origins: Wolverine is out on the 29th of April i will actually make it to the cinema for that lol!!

Emma, the first epsiode of Torchwood was aired over here yesterday.
My Mum watched it and after about 10 minutes she commented on John Barrowman: That´s a very handsome guy!
I soooo had to think of you lol

:twisted: Torchwood is good 8)

Theres a lady with good taste in men lol!! Did she enjoy it? Was it dubbed? I hope the new series starts soon!!

:twisted: Which raises the questions about Doctor Who..........

1. How the hell do you dub a Dalek?


2.Would you have to dub these guys.........

YouTube Video

The mind boggles :shock:

:twisted: I have the answer.

BADLY :badidea:

YouTube Video

faaaar far too early to go to work:roll:
But hey, at least the roads will be empty, yippeeee lol

yippeee, home at last!!
Got an invitation for a testimony today :roll: Civil courage means you´ll have a lot of trouble!! The accident I witnessed happened end of Nov last year, and I´ll be in court on the 6th of May... Yeah right, as if I remember a single thing about that night in Nov :doh:

It was dubbed...not very well done tho :? lol
And she really enjoyed it! You two totally have the same taste in series lol
She also loves the CSI series and all those things;)

Have you had the last Grissom episode there yet? I must admit i was more upset about Warrick than Grissom lol!!

They had to fire that one...he has numerous run ins with the law...got caught again with drugs and stuff...I was surprised they didn't can him earlier...

Nope, no Grissom episode yet... But I´m already working on preparing Mum mentally for that one lol

Where the hell does the fog come from???
5minutes ago there was lovely sunshine and blue sky!!
Any way...it´s too early

Yes but he's gorgeous i could stare into those eyes forever lol!!

Tell her not to worry its a really happy ending!!

too much mixed drinks last night :hic: :sick: :oops:

He is gorgeous...no doubt...lol...

what an awesome boxing match that was!!!!

what an awesome rugby match that was :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D