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mszee 08 May 2006 16:45
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Originally Posted by AndyK
After previous misquote Andy's computer became unable and exploded.
Misquote this...Man, you're brave...

mszee 08 May 2006 16:45
At least I think you're a man???? If you're not...I apologize...you can misquote this too...

AndyK 08 May 2006 16:47
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Originally Posted by mszee
Misszee quoted this... "Man your bra"...
And I am, was and always have been.

Hypnobabe 08 May 2006 16:51
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Originally Posted by AndyK
A yam, a wasp and all days have beans.
Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn!

AndyK 08 May 2006 17:00
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Originally Posted by Hypnobabe
Frank leave my beer, I don't want a dram

Use the force, Luke.

Hypnobabe 08 May 2006 17:03
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Originally Posted by AndyK
Goose the forks, puke.
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall.

AndyK 08 May 2006 17:06
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Originally Posted by Hypnobabe
Hump tea Dump tea. What's that? a red ball.
I've been dreaming up a storm lately.

mszee 08 May 2006 17:08
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Originally Posted by AndyK
I've been smearing up a stall lately.
Did you know that Fan Club United Kingdom is abbreviated to fcuk???

AndyK 08 May 2006 17:10
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Originally Posted by mszee
Did you know that fang lubricated singledom is agggravating to flick?
To avoid the risk of tooth decay one should floss regularly.

mszee 08 May 2006 17:20
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Originally Posted by AndyK
To avoid the flight of pigeon clay one should **** regularly.
Not a dry pants in the house....oops...that's from another thread...misquote away, however...

mszee 08 May 2006 17:21
Ok...I didn't say anything nasty there...don't star me...or asterisk me...whatever...

AndyK 08 May 2006 17:29
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Originally Posted by mszee
Vote to dry pants in a mouse.... oops ...bats from a mother Fred...miss coat over hoovered...

I can see my self tearing up the road, faster than any other boy has ever gone.

Hypnobabe 08 May 2006 17:31
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Originally Posted by AndyK
I can see my elf tearing up a toad, brassier than any lover's toy has ever gone.
There ain't no Coupe de Ville, hiding in the bottom of a Crackerjack box

AndyK 08 May 2006 17:35
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Originally Posted by Hypnobabe
Theat ain't no Cup of vile, hiding near the bottle of a Crackerjack Pen and Pencil set.
and a sign said "caution, kids at play"

Hypnobabe 08 May 2006 17:52
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Originally Posted by AndyK
ant assign set "cotton kits at plane"
I want you, I need you, but there ain't no way I'm ever gonna love you

AndyK 08 May 2006 20:56
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Originally Posted by Hypnobabe
I won two, I knead two, but the paint now aim ever gone a hit ewe

I'd do anything for love, but I won't do that

mszee 08 May 2006 21:26
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Originally Posted by AndyK
I'll do any fur for laugh, but I phone to get
Why are we keep on doing Steinman? Anyway...

AndyK 09 May 2006 10:35
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Originally Posted by mszee
Why are we keen upon dating Steinman? Anyway...

Well there is a plethora of fantastic material to choose from.

Hypnobabe 09 May 2006 11:30
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Originally Posted by AndyK
Wall hair is a flea fur of tan plastic weary eel to blues tom.
How about some Scissor Sisters then? You're filthy and you're gorgeous...

AndyK 09 May 2006 11:35
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Originally Posted by Hypnobabe
How about some Sclerosis Sisters Ben? You're flirty and you're George ...
Prefer some Bruce myself ...

Like a vision she dances across the porch as the radio plays.

mszee 10 May 2006 00:30
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Originally Posted by AndyK
Prefer some Bruce myself ...

Delight fusion she bounces across the borscht as the banjo brays.
Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies

AndyK 10 May 2006 09:42
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Originally Posted by mszee
He wore a pretty dress in dance halls and parked a chicken pie
Well they made that change of town and the big man joined the band

mszee 10 May 2006 22:45
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Originally Posted by AndyK
Farewell, thee, maid of town and the rigman joined the bray
Learn from your parent’s mistakes use birth control

AndyK 11 May 2006 09:19
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Originally Posted by mszee
Lean on your parent’s toothaches use air traffic control
Out of the frying pan, and into the fire.

mszee 11 May 2006 19:47
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Originally Posted by AndyK
Stop crying, Pam, it's only a pyre.
And objects in the rearview mirror may appear closer than they are


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