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Should I Run? I was so confused, I ran towards this thing with the whopper burger and..........
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and screamed I AM A VEGETARIAN
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...so can i just have the cheese off it then???
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It was looking at me with a blank look in it's eyes
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he'd forgotten to take his prozac
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Instead of Prozac he took........Viagra!!!! 8O
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..and never laid down again... :lol:
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...I didn't know what to do...
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and suggested...
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he took a hot bath to reduce the swelling :wink: :wink:
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..but that made matters worse,and he was firmly wedged in the bath...
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Time to get the butter out :twisted:
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Its got to be Flora because it is full of unpolysaturated fats she said
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But unfortunately it grows bigger and bigger and the butter didnot work!
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Call the Fire Brigade :!:
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But how? The telephone is downstairs! And he is stuck in the bath!
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quick reach for the mobile which is on the edge of the bath
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He almost got it but hey! it fell in the bath!
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I dialed 911.
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and nearly electrocuted himself at the same time :lol:
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...a passer by, walking the dog, heard the scream.....
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..and sent in the dog, which was a St. Bernard, and well used to rescuing people in tricky situations :lol:
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The dog bounded into the bathroom.
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whipped off his brandy barrell and barked do you want a swig..?
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:twisted: Don't ask stupid questions I said as I grabbed the barrell...
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