Well, thats a bit odd Eyeore, you see, God knew my inside leg in chat last week!!!! But since you aren't God you couldn't have known that!!!!

Do not be confused by the fake god's and their supposedly godly wisdom. Frankly, it doesn't exsist. I know enough to get the job, that's all.

Eyeore, not for one second do i think that you are really GOD. Nice try though, but i just don't believe that you are GOD. :roll:

Well Heat, i hafta say I must agree with you there!!!

Quite odd how Eyeore answers any godly questions under his own name rather than under god's name!!!!

I was just thinking that myself. :wink:

I'd be interested to hear what the REAL GOD has to say about this....

I do not beleive for one minuate that Eyeore is God. :lol:

Heretics!
All the evidence is piled in my favours, I just don't care to show it. . .

Why? What better way to prove the supposed truth by a demonstration?

Oh Please, Eyeore - I think your deception has been found out. Admit to one and all that you are not GOD, after all, I am GOD. A wise man once wrote 'And the truth shall set you free'. Those are very wise words indeed.

It shames me to see you pretend to be me, you are worth more than that, worth more than your silly pretendings. Be true to yourself and you can be false to no man.

But fear not my child, you shall be absolved of your sins.

How about some more evidence about you're identity GOD? Besides he speaks like James Mason. That's a brownie point for him. Though I still don't believe either of you are God.

:twisted: If Hollywood has taught me anything,it's that God is a dead ringer for George Burns 8O .

I shall prove it to you once and for all. If God is a being of sensible values, a natty dress sense, a high moral standard, omnipotence, omniscience, and omnipresence, then there is no greater example than I. (Plus I make a mean Cucumber sandwich).

Well I'm convinced.

Yours Faithfully
Gabriel.

. . . . . . .Quite.

Okay... i admit...i'm GOD.

I'm God and so's my wife!!!!

. . . .*ahem* Heretic.

Now the thing is if joined in here and said I'm GOD you'd all actually believe that wouldn't you :roll:

Anyone want to retract their votes for me?? :devil:

Someone voted for me!!!! 8O

who?

Why? 8O

No my dear Tim, you are not


Yours faithfully
Gabriel

Chris ,my dear child thou art confused


Yours faithfully
Gabriel

Sin my dear child,
since you hold a position of trust...Aunty Sin's Agony Page....of course people believe you.....They after all, trust you with all their problems and troubles and value your wisdom and advice....

Your faithfully
Gabriel

Yeah right!!!! which is why I'm ahead in the vote :evil:
And Aunty Sin's Agony page carries a disclaimer on page 1 post 1 :twisted:

This is stupid anyway.

I want one of your cucumber sandwiches before I believe you. And what's stupid about it? Just cause I think a cucumber sandwich will prove the existance of God.