Wishes Daveake had a bigger dick so it could squeeze between the butt cheeks of his lardy arse when fantasizing about Daveake in the shower.

Is afraid to come out of the closet so his avatar reflects the image he wants to be attracted to.

Should have been swallowed.

Has swallowed

was the one getting swallowed by daveake

was jealous that he wasn't

2 grunts and 10 seconds later, and he has shot his load !

2 grunts from you is enough to put anyone off

Is so ugly that the last time you got a piece of ass was when your hand slipped through the toilet paper.

Which is a procedure I've since named 'Touching a Pudding'

Is it in ? ! Are words you hear all the time from the ladies, i mean sheep you shag !

Not a problem you have as everything gets sucked in

You shouldn't let your mind wander. It's too small to be let out on its own.

Whereas yours is too thick to escape

And you are as thick as shit, which is what you spew everytime you post.

Who knew that being insulted could be so much fun, b@stards;) LOL...

Failed to get into Lord Of The Rings as a Hobbit.



Though she did get into the short list.

LOL....

Necrophilia gives him a hard on !

Only person who manages to lower the tone of even this thread.

No, wait, that's a compliment ...

Once spent a night with Wario.

In his backpack.

Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory.

Offered Wario a blow job for his backpack and Wario accepted, 2 for 1 special offer on insults ;) LOL..

Taught Baldrick everything he knows

Think dialing *69 is great phone sex

My phone is so sexy I don't need to dial anything.

Knows the dictionary back to front.

teh same can be said about him but replace Dictionary with "Male body"

Can't believe his mother chose him over having a period.