Yes Meat was there a week before Armstrong for a concert but cancelled it due to poor accoustics.


Is it true that Justin Timberlake is Meat and Britney Spears lovechild?

that is common misbelief. He was actually the first person to do the moonwalk. But when he was visiting the house of a family called Jackson back in the early 70s they drugged him to ferget about it and Michael Jackson sold it as an idea of his own.

Is it true that at one point Meat was supposed to be Freddie Mercury's replacement for Queen?

NO, It is not well known but Freddie Mercury was actually a puppet operated by Orville. Just before filming the video to "I want to break free" the puppet tore and Meat stepped in and appeared in the video in drag in place of the puppet.


Is it true that the break between BOOH and BOOH2 was so long because Meat served time in prison for fulfilling his threat to kill you if you dont come back?

No, it was because he was breeding baby elephants in Africa...

Is it true that Meat sleeps with his old Tebby Bear?

You got a cold Zina? :))

No, it's false. Meat never sleeps, he's too busy ensuring the world continues to revolve around him for such trivialities.

Has Meat got the kind of mind that does less than think?

No, it's a common misconception, Meat's mind is actually so powerful that it's the sole computing power behind every Cray supercomputer on the planet, and still only uses 2% of it's full computing power.

Is it true that Meat actually prefers old-fashioned girls to modern ones?

Only if they're called Martha.

When Meat sang that he got away with it all in Alive, what exactly was it he got away with?

(Sorry, my sense of humor left me as did my back - what was that about cold????

Being really R. and banning everybody for one hour every night...

Is it true that Meat usually sun bathes nude on most of the beaches in Spain?

Yes. Then afterwards he goes to taco bell

Did Meat once date mrs. potato head?

Yes but only when Mr Potato head was away filming Toy Story

Is it true that Steinman used a video of Meat doing the Lambada as inspiration when he wrote Dance in my pants?

Yes and the video can still be found on youtube if you look carefully enough!

What animal does Meat want to come back as in his next life?

:twisted: Anything that is made out of Meat.

Who is Meat's fav Batman villan?

Until recently he said it was Penguin but then he found out that was a man that looked like the animal and not the Chocolate Biscuit. Now he likes The Riddler because he looks like John Parr


Is it true that despite many interviews suggesting otherwise Meat's favourite gum flavour is really Strawberry Hubba Bubba

yeah its just a different colour than to what strawberry gum looks like


why did meat use the moving chair in the video to anything for love for?

Thats the beauty of imaginative camera angles. Meat's chair did not move as we all know the world revolves around Meat so the chair stayed still and the room moved.

Is it true that John Micelli is really allergic to drumsticks and he just mimes while Jimmie Krankee plays for real backstage?

I thought I was the only one knowing that !
Actually John's allergic to wood, so since he is using rubber stick he is doing much better on stage.
And it so much better for the neighbours !

Speaking of the band : Where is the Neverland Express going ? (and who's drivin') ?

it's going to neverland obviously, with only Michael Jackson on board :))


What happened to Meat's fake boobs from Fight Club?

They were turned into a junior mod for this site :))

How many guitar chords can Meat play?

None, but in his next movie he will play a character called "Major Chord".

Is it true that Meat's collection of pets now includes a family of slugs?

It was true, but they were the surprise ingredient in Meat's Tuna surprise.

Does Meat own a back pack?

He does indeed, and here it is:

http://www.lujofashion.co.uk/ekmps/s...at-46641-p.jpg

However, having been impressed with "someone else's" backpack and artwork, he has commisioned this person to design and make him a custom backpack.

Is it true that Meat is planning to have a sex change prior to his entry into the next Olympics as as shot-putter?

It was true but after the success of the South African runner he is only going to wear a thong and hope that distracts the judges enough to get through.


Is it true that Meat's alter ego is Julian Clary

Yes, it's true. But he became Julian after he decided that Dame Edna was beginning to show her age!

Is it true that Meats favuorite past time is sorting his stamp collection into alphabetical order?

Yes. He files them all under S.

Did Meat say that?

NO it was incorrectly reported on wikipedia, Meat never did say that and people asking him constantly annoyed him to the point he made a record about it.

Who did Meat want "One more kiss" when the soft parade was coming from?