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"I'll take that!" boomed Mr. A. Aaronworthing (If indeed, that was his real name) and proxeeded to snatch the onject. . .
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which can best be described as 11 1/2 inches tall, gold in colour and in the guise of a naked man :!:
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8O thought Zorro, it was a large parcel ressembling a pitchfork a moment ago!!...and now it's 11 1/2 inches tall 8O , What happened??.........
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Mr Aaronworthing was a very fine actor indeed....
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If he's an actor, is that his real name? :P :wink:
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"I am so confused!" said Zorro, slapping his hand to his forehead.
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:lol: he's not the only one
....as mr Aaronworthing (if indeed that was his name) held the object, there was another puff of blue smoke and the object became a........ |
genie.... who asked if he could grant one wish.. yes said Mr Aaronsworthing, please, please help us get that St. Bernard out of the bath.... :!: :twisted:
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No said the genie - sorry no can do....
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Why not?
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..the genie replied I do not carry out menial tasks, I only grant wishes that will have a postive effect on the recipent....
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like...for example..if you asked me to...
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...make you handsome...
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..then i hafta say no..i mean..there is a limit to my talents...
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"OK" replied Mr. Aaronsworthing "How about making me the richest man in the world?" |
The genie replied "If you have love in your life, you are but the richest man alive...
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...but i don't have love...nobody loves little ol me....
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...well then your poor.... and.....
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three goes at making a sensible wish is all you get, so thats it.....I'm off to.......
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the pub to have a tequilla...
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...and play some cards with....
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my buddies from the genie association, the only problem is......
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...I'm running low on cash so...
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..so can I use a Meat Loaf c.d. to cover my bet?... which is worth trillions
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in genie money - but like the genies things tend to disappear in a puff of smoke and
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Not this CD, it's a special one.
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You play it and Meat Loaf pops up from nowhere and sings the tracks to you...
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o.k. we'll take it. But then a strange thing happened....
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And then MeatLoaf said 'Oh that, those are my fake holographic arms'
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The hologram talks! :o I thought he could only sing. That's amazing!!
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So I decided to take my Meat hologram to the pub for a pint to have a proper chat.
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the hologram and I were REAL drunk, and we started argueing. it was a funny sight to see. :lol:
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I kept punching, but my fists disappeared into thin air...
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and when I leaned on him for some support - I fell flat on my face. he couldn't even help me up so....
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...I noticed there was this green button on the bottom of the hologram holder.
**PUSH** |
....suddenly there were flashing lights everywhere and then......
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.....the tardis appeared and Doctor Who stepped out accompanied by Meat Loaf ...
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...who was carrying a large... |
...inflatable bat named Bob.
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....whose eyes shone satanic red.....
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...and smoke was coming out of his ears...
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...as the crowds at the arena, clapped and cheered as Meat Loaf returned to Wembley......
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...as he walked up on the stage....
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...a deathly hush came over the audience....
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....and the first bars of 'I would do anything for Love' rippled over the heads of the fans......
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And Santa was above the audience's head too with all 9 reindeer,
Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen, Rudolph |
And out of santas sack, who should fall out but...
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a 2 feet elf. :?
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