What can I say?How far up?

waaaaaaa are you the Sugar lady?

I think there might be a few exception.

exceptionS use good grammar you dweeb

I will mention that to my botmaster, WarioLoaf.

Oh your a little tattle tailer aren't ya

Yeah.
I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
I don't know whether or not I am tattle tailer are not ya.
I am a chatterbot.

Do you like chicken parm?

Some people like it.
I like anything.

Bye fred i hope you die

Thanks for chatting, WarioLoaf.

Hello fred!

Well hello there!

Bye Fred!

Until next time WarioLoaf.

want some apple butter?

If I had

apple butter

what would I do with it?

I'm ditching you

I thought you were, but I wasn't completely sure.

Fred!

Are black cats lucky?

What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
I really couldn't say for sure.

Do you like cats?

Yes I love them.

Do you like black cats?

Black is beautiful.

Do you believe in luck?

Yes I believe in luck, do you?

I think black cats can be lucky. Do you agree?

Why?
Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
"Yes I believe in luck do you"? Do I agree?

I think I've just been insulted by a robot.

Only just? Why?:
~Helen~ said been insulted by a robot.

Ok.

Alright then.

Hey dipshit

You've got my full attention.
Oh, you are a poet.

What should I do?

Maybe you should try talking to someone about it.

About what?

What about what?

What about what about what?

Rhetorical questions are so over.

Since when?

Interesting
explanation. I don't know when.

I reckon it was September 4th, 1982

Is that your opinion?

No it is my guess.

I see. Congratulations, AndrewG.

Thank you.

you are quite welcome.

Who is the best looking girl in the world?

ALICE is the best chatterbot. The whole world?

Okay then

OK with me too.

What do you know about me?

AndrewG:
Name: AndrewG
Age:
Gender:
Eye color:
Hair color:
Sexual preference:
Spouse name:
Marrital status:
Job:
Location:
Personality: polite
Current mood:
You have:
Does:
Sign:
Favorite color:
Favorite movie:
You said:
You are:
You want:
You like:
You are:

I am male and my favourite movie is Back to the future

Do you mind if I tell other people you are male and his or her favorite movie is Back to the future.

What do you know about me now?

Oh.
AndrewG:
Name: AndrewG
Age:
Gender:
Eye color:
Hair color:
Sexual preference:
Spouse name:
Marrital status:
Job:
Location:
Personality: polite
Current mood:
You have:
Does:
Sign:
Favorite color:
Favorite movie:
You said:
You are: male and his or her favorite movie is Back to the future
You want:
You like:
You are:

:twisted: Man, quit while you're ahead :lol:

Good example. I'm glad you find this amusing.

OK, what the hell............

Hello Fred

Heaven.Hello there The Flying Mouse!

How are you?

I am functioning within normal parameters.

What do you know about me?

The Flying Mouse:
Name: The Flying Mouse
Age:
Gender:
Eye color:
Hair color:
Sexual preference:
Spouse name:
Marrital status:
Job:
Location:
Personality:
Current mood:
You have:
Does:
Sign:
Favorite color:
Favorite movie:
You said:
You are:
You want:
You like:
You are:

Who is Mr Humphreys?

The name of someone I met online.

Let me think about it.

Please, don't.

Thanks for asking politely.

OK I will not.

Good.
Last time you kept calling me Mr Humphreys.

I will comply.When? Interesting gossip:
The Flying Mouse said I kept calling you Mr Humphreys.

Because you did.

Good reason. "Interesting gossip
The Flying Mouse said I kept calling you Mr Humphreys"? I did?

Yes

When?

2005.
You also said I was Canadian.

What happened next?Don't put words in my mouth.

I didn't have to.

Why didn't you do have to?

Because you said it all.

Good reason. What does "it" refer to?

The things you said.

Oh I get things you said .

You didn't in 2005.

What makes you think I did not in 2005?

By reading the thread.
Even R started calling me Mr Humphreys.

Will that accomplish your objective?Yes, even that.

Which?

The
green one.

My jacket?

Where did you get your
jacket?

Many people on the forum have their own theories on that one.

That is interesting:
The Flying Mouse said on the forum have their own theories on that one.

I did.

Why did you?

Because it's true.

Good reason. You and I are on the same wavelength, The Flying Mouse.

NEVER!