Megalomania? :lol:

nope, I was legless, throwing up, nished as a pewt and still beat ur man


I'm the champ


no doubt about it lol

by the way



cheers RJ


that bottle's come in bloody handy tonight m8 when I ran out, was saving it til it was really needed lol

but you never played me...

Definitely megalomania!! lol
Yeah yeah, you´re the man, the hero, the champ.... blaaah :roll::p

meh

feck, where did you spring from? :shock::p

you never turn up

My head swells lol

The mutterings of a loser lol

:silence::silence::silence:

Oh gee...you have mind worse than mine...LOL...

please, you'll make me feel bad

tho I am the pool king

Yes, you absolutely are (although I honestly don't have a clue personally)!!! And you do have to let me know what duty free item you would prefer!!!

wheres the point in replying to someones post only to quote yourself afterwards??? :p
EDIT: and even reply to it!!!

Too much whisky/whiskey?

You're never there....

Ok i needed to get up early but not this early, i've already watched an episode of Without a Trace!!

Lol... I've been stuck with Cagney and Lacey... is it too early to make my omlette yet?

Does that mean i have to get a new back up plan now too lol!!

How on earth can you only just have realised this!!

chin up. at least it only hurts, at least it only hurts....only when you feel! :D

Still pissed off about the external hard drive, wonder if taking it apart would help?

is it one with USB-power supply or with a plug you stick into the wall? :D

plug into wall

Nieghbours still playing up..would like to plug them into the wall..lol

There are places here that will try to recover data from crashed disc but it is expensive. On the other hand, some of them will tell you if they can actually recover data, how much and how much it will cost in advance...

Emma Meatgrl - I am not ignoring you in the game of Scrabble and thank you for starting a game with me. However, as it's been announced before, Americans and Canadians are banned from Scrabulous on the Facebook - if you look on my profile, I don't even have it on my profile anymore - sorry!

45 minutes left :panic:

till????????????????????????

i'm soaked, time for food

my box is all wet as well... soggy pizza, poor

After reading your text I gotta say I´m glad to have a sign of life from you!

good 30 mins left till this house and its backyard turn into a party venue for the next 8 days!! :shock:

8 day party?? FANTASTIC!!!! :D

its the final countdown.............................................

(sore head)

8 day party..sounds like heaven...enjoy yourself..

It´ll be more like hell lol
I´m not that much looking forward to it to be honest :?
But thanks anyway!! :D

If the devil lost his fire, could he count on you for sparks?

I was just listening to that song

I think I´ll just stay here and hide from everything

sounds like a plan... ;)

and a second after I posted that brilliant plan its been axed by some thirsty guys outside... pitching a party tent must be exhausting :twisted:

get them to pitch a beer tent

really shoullda worn a coat... still, at least i could enter a wet t shirt contest

Didnt listen to the album in a while, so I put it into the player again.
Rebel without a clue now.
SD&FF = Bonnie's best Album IMO

Note to self: if you're going to use the bath taps for anything, ensure that the shower mode isn't on. Especially if you happen to be fully clothed at the time. :doh::roll:
Makes up for it not raining outside I suppose.

tired. bored. tidied. cleaned. plants watered. still tired. is it bedtime yet?

not raining outside??? can't say the same here.... floods everywhere

i got through the flood that came up to the bottom of the car door... only to chicken out at the next (deeper looking) one lol

ahwell, was a laugh anyway

Another tip...even if it is a super expensive bottle of shampoo...it is NOT recommended to drop it on your foot!!!

typical. i water garden; it rains.
next job when it stops will be to go back outside and empty surpless water from pots.
so much for having nothing to do today
spotless house though (as an indication of how little i've had to do today). and one hour now to make and eat tea before X-factor...wooo! ;)

Part of me is glad I rang my Gran and the other part wished I didn't because now I am worried about her :? !!!

you don't live near her?

I think I will become British and eat tea too...when I am 90 and toothless...

It's Dinner really. But I got so tired of explaining to people that dinner is an evening meal not a midday one (that's lunch) unless it's the main meal of the day, I switched to the good old northener term of calling the evening meal tea. actually tea is something consumed mid-afternoon and usually by posh elderly people who have nothing better to do.

I know...I am just pulling your leg...I liked it when on Irish forum somebody mentioned chips in their post to me and then went on to explain the difference between fries and chips and all that jazz...well, I've been around now too long...funny thing is...recently I've read a book by British writer which I've read last time a long time ago...and as I was reading it I was scratching my head and thinking...how the heck did I understand this before (lots of local slang)...I probably didn't...

I just figured out what being toothless is good for...losing weight...yeah, I do have too much time today in between things I have to do...

i wasn't explaining for your sake - your old and toothless post proved you were already with me on the tea definition ;) i was explaining to prove I know ;)

talking of losing weight, that's something i'll be doing if I don't eat. any suggestions?

ps - are fries and chips the same thing then or no? because to me it's a definate no!

course they're the same...

It's the same...fries - American, chips - British...

Why don't you fry some chips for your tea?

hmmm....fries are thinner than chips though...

aah. I just wiki'd this. seems that opinion's a british thing too. lol

still feckin raining

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Sqq6JBeP9U

so err when does it stop being known as potato and become chips? are they chips before they are fried? or do they become chips following the frying?

they become chips when you cut them into chips

whoah. rather too much water in ireland. hope the floods stop soon

thats just a wee puddle

Errrrrm....:mrgreen:
http://media.mlxxfc.net/JD500150 [800x600].JPG

Tent is ready to be used
http://media.mlxxfc.net/JD500139 [800x600].JPG

Thirsty guys are exhausted and now hungry as well (they´re having a BBQ now lol)
http://media.mlxxfc.net/JD500140 [800x600].JPG

i'm impressed...

however, wheres the rest of that pint???? its half foam lol

thats because it was the first drawn beer after we broached :p

Yes but it is difficult to commute as I do not drive.

ah i see, well i'm sure she appreciated your phone call

Well, American potato chips actually look like chips...who knows what Brits are thinking...

Are you a voyeur or participant?

Boy, am I glad I didn't immigrate to England...I am neither cheap labor, nor slave AND I do sit on the net all day...

ah but you'd get to be nearer meeeee! :twisted:

some painful entries on the Xfactor this year...

...anyone we know on there this year??

That is true...and I could guarantee you I would have done well anywhere...it's nothing to do with being immigrant or not...it's something to do with being educated, hard working and somewhat ambitious...

On the other hand...I will be VERY near you in December...for a full week!!!

Does anybody know if xfactor is shown here? I mean...you can see our poor AI...why can't we laugh at you for a change?

the comment and question are separate btw... i'm not suggesting we're more likely to know people on it because the entries are painful... but I am curious if anyone from here is on it or indeed knows someone on it...

I know :D please cross fingers house-buying won't bleed me dry and that I'll be able to make it down to London!

Dunno if you can get Xfactor there but I'm sure you'll be able to laugh at 'us' online somewhere shortly!

http://xfactor.itv.com/

Check out Dreamtime if you can, and have ear plugs handy, and all small animals and children out of harms way...

I'll keep my fingers crossed for you buying the house...that's first and foremost...and house always bleeds owners...it is what it is...but I do promise to keep my legs crossed for December!!! Or is it in December...nah...Claire is coming...can't do THAT...

Ummm...you warned about children and small animals...but don't you love me...ahahahahahahaha...this was entertainment though...LOL...

I suggested ear plugs - that's more than I had before I heard them!!!

We beat you, Brits, hands out...here...

YouTube Video

YouTube Video

Voyeur ;)

I thought so...ahahahahahahaha....wait till they start having sex...maybe you can sell it on the net then...as amateur porn...

Ellen DeGeneres is getting married this weekend. Poor, so much for my chances ... ;)

Ewwww, who the hell would want to see that??? :shock: lol

I am sure quite a few girls are broken hearted over it...

Here´s one of them. She´s so gorgeous!

Who the heck knows...apparently Christie Brinkley's ex was spending around $4000 a month on porn...that's HER husband...what simple mortal women should say?

She is lots of fun...great in concert...

:shock: wtf??
Such a beauty, you´d think he should be happy with what he had...

I´m still green with envy!!!!

No kidding, eh? Sadly, it's a fact...

I'll let you know next time she is around - we can make the whole see NY thingie out of it...on the other hand, once she's gotten a show...she doesn't seem to tour all over...

OMG what a crap day!! Wide awake at 6:15, the tube took so long i couldn't go to the bank then my 10am client didn't show(she forgot!!) then i stayed at work til 6:30 even tho i'd finished at 2 cos the new guy is so scary nobody wants to be in the salon alone with him!! I'm knackered, theres nothing on telly and i thought Casualty was still on lol!!

Time for a trip to NY!!! God, I wish you weren't so far away!!! Argh...

Why is it that all forums I am on are across the pond? I guess I was born European and will die one...

Wasn't he sleeping with the neighbours teenage daughter too!!

In any event...lots of hugs to you from here!!!

I should've just gone straight to the airport and got on the first flight lol!! Shame i have to be in Twickenham at 12 on Monday!!

Well, that's how it started...something...the guy is a pervert...no wonder he never got along with Billy Joel's daughter...