he was singing and waving a chopper 'Bat of hell'




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and joined by Old Leather Face

who said.......... where did you get that.........................


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..chainsaw..

Where do you think 'you can do it when you B&Q it'



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Do they sell those lampshades made out of human skin asked Leather Face :??:

Yes sir, over by the inflatable fish stand


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See the octogenarian over there, he can help you, we are politically correct, no ageism here

I tried he's deaf !!!!!!!!!! and my sign language had me thrown out of the shop on to the pavement right in the path of!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Of Chris Eubanks Blue American truck

And everything went black


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As I recovered I became aware of...

a bright light in the distance.....................





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...and in front of the light, i could see a shadowy figure.....

with incredible make-up




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..that had obviously been applied with a trowel.....

and a blind man


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..and this person was coming straight for me.....

OH WHAT IS THAT IN HIS HAND........

...it's soft, round and squidgy....what on earth could it be???....

It' a Big Mac

,,looks more like a Burger King Whopper to me....

I knew I should gone to Specsavers!!!!



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their doing 2 for 1, now 2 outta of 3 aint bad

I am so confused right now!