Yes. Yes I am.
I mean, have you ever seen a dinosaur. Thought not.
It's all fabrication.

So they made all those skeletons and just pretended to find them? Umm... perhaps I'll wait for GOD's explanation before I make any definite decisions. Strange he/she/it hasn't come to answer my question. I'm sure he/she/it is supposed to omniscient.

Think of the money spent on the mass media. Believe me, they have the time and the cash to create all these forgeries.

All right then. If this is true and if you are indeed as you claim God why have you allowed these people to sin so much? Why have you not smited them to tiny little ashes? They've lied to the whole world! Decieved us all! Why do you not punish them for their wickedness?

I have stock invested in the museam business.

As i have said before...Eyeore is harbouring delusions of Grandeur. I am GOD. He is not. He just wishes everyone to believe that he is GOD to gain noteriety and respect. He already has those things, so why he feels the need to pretend he is something that he's not is beyond me. Perhaps Satan has a hand in here? 8O

Dinosaurs - Dinosaurs were indeed beautiful creatures. Graceful, elegent and amazing. BUT they did not believe, so they had to go. They were forever questioning myself and my creations. I have, however, learnt from that, and am now used to being judged, questioned and ridiculed, after all, it is the way of man.

Chris - if you percieve in my avatar that i am wearing wellington boots and rubber gloves, then the conclusion you must draw is that i feel a strange affinity with this man made thing called rubber.

Oh my Eyeore!
What posh!
I am the only true God. I hate to have to tell you. But this wellington wearing cloud lover is harbouring delusions of grandeur. In her own words. Besides, GOD is a-sexual. Case in point.

You're all just figments of my imagination.... all of you!

So does this mean that you are admitting that you aren't GOD, Eyeore??? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Of course not. I can be a-sexual if I so choose.

Eyeore you say you have stock in the museum buisness but what interest does God have in money? What value is it to him? Surely you have no need for it?
GOD, so dinosaurs were non-believers and you destroyed them because of it. Not much of the compassion of heard about, was there? Besides were dinosaurs bright enough to be able to concieve the idea of a god?

I have uses for money, like buying Mrs. God a birthday present.

But Eyeore, we already KNOW you is male, as we have been chatting to you for a while...so there is no way at all you can be GOD.

I too can be a-sexual
.....

A-Sexual-machine!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sorry but I had to post this before someone else did!!!!!!!
:D :D :D


Eyeore, If you really are god, what is my inside leg measurement???

Oh Chris you know us soooooo well :lmao: :lmao:

Hahah Chris... very funny one!!! :lmao:

God has no need to know of your inside leg measurement Chris. And a-sexuality is in the mentality, not the physical.

Eyeore can't be god... i mean... talking to much about it. And can't be.

I'm self-advertising. I'm like McDonalds, only more spiritual. Almost.

How does Mrs. God feel about you being a-sexual? And also I don't think God would compare him/her/itself to McDonalds. It doesn't seem right somehow.

McDonald's bears a striking resemblance to the Church, when you think about it. "Past the church, all they want is your money"*. Too a social institution.
Mrs. God is understanding of my need to be a-sexual. It's a delicate balance.



*- You guessed it, Morrissey.

The church is like McDonalds? Does that mean all the food tastes disgusting? Not a great advertisment for the Christian faith.

PS Do you speak like James Mason?

No, it means that religion is hard to swallow and disgusting...

hahhah... Evil Nickname....

But... now we are getting a bit racial... i mean against religion. It is everyones choice if they belong to a churg or not and if they believe or not...

So let us keep away from this, and go on with the topic, before we got into trouble.

The Butcher.

Religion isn't the problem, organised religion is.
And yes I do speak just like James Mason :lol: *



*For anyone who doesn't get this rent some Eddie Izzard vids!