Was fired from his job as a circumcisor. He also got the sack.

(Just robbed that joke for my facebook status!)

Was so ugly as a child, his parents had to tie a pork chop round his neck just so that the dog would play with him

Sings like a Penguin :))

threw a tantrum at recess one day because he got the same sandwiches for a whole week. Thing is, he makes his own sandwiches...

Nice face...but what are you going to do when the baboon wants his ass back?

Has man tits bigger than the ones in their avatar...are they hypnotic as well ?

Loves nature, despite what it did to her

Destined to rise no higher than "Do you want fries with that?"

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They will be the only tits you will see, you couldn't get laid even with a paper bag over your head !

Falling into deep hypnosis now;) LOL...

GOT laid with a paper bag over her head!

Failed to lay 24K even with paper bags over both of their heads.

preferred not to pull a paper bag over the sheep's head

:twisted: Had the sheep begging him for it.


The bag, that is :bleh:

had to beg the sheep for it


not the bag, that is :bleh:

:twisted: Had to tie toys to it and dangle them round a bit to even get the sheep interested :yep:

had to dangle toys off it to get himself interested

:twisted: Asked to borrow those toys when I was quite finished :shock: :wtf:

agreed!

:twisted: That one took you some time RJ :p (first time anyone's ever said that to him :lmao: )

TPAM dangled those toys for the sheep, bringing us back in time by about 4/5 posts :yikes:

Is having wool grafted into his skin to make himself more attractive to sheep.

doesnt need to do that, he's attractive enough to sheep

Knows this from experience as he is in fact a post-op trans-species ex-sheep.

Is a shandy swilling Southern jessie who gets pissed and dribbles down his chin (although that could be from blowing jelly babies) when sniffing wine gums.

Is proof that pregnancy is possible from anal sex.

Has a small dick