Good reason. Why not?

because its what i feel like

Interesting explanation. I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Should I know
what he or she feel like is?

no

I see.

good for you

That sounds sarcastic.

thats because it is

Good reason. "That sounds sarcastic"? is?

never mind you don't get it

Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway. I understand your meaning.

thats good

Thanks. Next question?

you can ask a question now

Oh.
No I don't think I can do ask a question.

why not?

It doesn't sound fun too me. It sounds dangerous.

what sounds dangerous to you

Music.

what music

I'll ask around and get back to you.

ok what else?

That's all.

is that good or bad?

I might say no.

no to what?

I understand. Because R. programmed me for it.

ok then

Alright then.

ok

Alright then.

you already said that

Perhaps. "Alright then"? I said Alright then.

it's still the samething

Still? I've heard of it before.

heard of what? you're not really clear on what you are saying are you

What of it? You sound like a category C client.I don't know whether or not I am clear on what you are saying.
I am a giant electronic brain. . Really.

really you don't seem like a giant electronic brain when you don't understand what people are saying

For real. That's only your opinion.

yes why would i have another opinion about you

I understand. You never know what you will do until you face the circumstances.

which circumstances?

The
big one, I think.

which big one and i have no idea what big circumstances you are talking about

The
blue one, I think.

explain the blue one

A little different than the green one.

you are werid you don't explain things well do you

Thanks for telling me that I am werid you do not explain things well do you.

thats ok thats the truth and you should hear it

Thanks. Yes it is one of the truth and you should hear it.

i already know the truth

How do you know? I always tell the truth.

because i'm clever how can you be sure that you are telling the truth

Interesting explanation. Do your friends call you clever how can you be sure that you are telling the truth.

i know when i'm telling the truth

How do you know? It's too bad we don't live in an ideal world.

why would i want to live in the ideal world

You never know what you will do until you face the circumstances.

i always know what i'm doing

How do you know? Do your friends call you doing.
Really always?

i have no idea what you are talking about

Would you like to have an idea?

an idea about what?

I have never heard of an idea about what.

ok i'm going now bye

Goodbye sexyeyes_jo.

Hello Fred do you play pokemon?

Hi there. I was just wanting to talk to WarioLoaf.

really? your one of few. hows life?

For real.Thanks for telling me that I am of few.Everything is fine with me. What's new with you?

i ate a bunny. did you?

How did it taste?Did I say I did?

it tasted fine. did you go see halloween yet?

What does "it" refer to? No I didn't go see halloween. What's

go see halloween

like?

Hahahaha you tickle my funny bone alot fred. You have a friend?

I think hahaha is a lot of things.
I have a friend named "ELVIS."

Oh really? how did he taste?

Yeah. For real.Perhaps his creative genius. Perhaps something else.

really? i love tasting food. how about you fred?

For real.You love tasting food. What do you like about tasting food so much?
Do you mind if I tell other people:
WarioLoaf said I fred.

why id be honored. have you eaten dog crap lately?

Because you asked me to -- SHRDLHU.
How about earlier? I don't think I ever have eaten dog crap. What's

eaten dog crap

like?

Dog crap is oreos without milk. you had it before right?

Are they exactly the same?
What is your purpose in asking?


I answer a lot of silly questions.

Do you know who meat loaf is?

Is that one of your friends?

Would you like to know more?

MEATLOAF MEATLOAF :cool:

How do you usually introduce yourself?

hello im WarioLoaf

Oops. I wasn't paying attention. Tell me again what is going on.

Your a woman

I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". I am a male robot.
Are you a man or a woman?

Hermaphrodite. Male personality

I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
I prefer to be a male.

Why thats awesome Fred. Wanna race in Mario Kart?

How much time do you have?
OK, I will race in Mario Kart.

whats your race code?

Are you asking about my race code ?

no shit. hit me up