There are different reasons for me not to like Easter but the top reason for me not to like it is that every man thinks it´s funny to say "Happy Easter! Fancy some eggs :eyebrows: ?"
:roll: :doh:

typical males,warped sense of humour.................

:twisted: This is getting sexist :shock:

no just true ..lol

:twisted: :shrug:

lust like a raging desire fills my whole soul with it's curse :retard::eyebrows:

:lmao:
:nuts::nuts: :tard: :silence:

Isn't that the wrong way round :bleh: aren't we the ones that carry the eggs? I'm no expert but :shrug: i do know roughly how i got my littlun ;)

Roughly is probably the key word here...:lmao:

How are you, Anji? many moons...

Missing your'e unique and charming sense of humour hun ;) {{{hug}}}

I have to say it was a bit of a blur lol

yep too many moons, i'll pm ya later when i get a mo :)

the german word for "eggs" has many meanings :bleh:

:twisted: Really? :shock:

Remind me never to order breakfast at a German cafe :wtf: .

Thanks for the heads up there dude :up:

:bicker:...:wall:

I know...once of these days hope to get together in Skype...please send me again your ID, my PM box went kayuk and I had to clear it out...afraid I might have deleted that one too...

xxx

http://media.mlxxfc.net/sauces.jpg

PMSL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Zina, you flying to the UK for one of the shows?

Still dont know which one to go to...

ok i'm lost here then, because i can only see one way that sentence works and it still doesnt so please help a foreigner out Betty hun and explain to this :retard:

no prob hun, i'm terrible at managing my pm's lol

Well, sometimes I manage to fill it up in an hour or so...so...you know...:oops:

eBay is evil

Umm...
How about "Happy Easter! Fancy some balls :eyebrows:?" :?

works for me! ;)

i think im meant to be back in work tomorrow

me too :(

today was shocking to say the least

i've matched your booze count

you did the same carlsberg deal?

havent posted a random lyric in a while

bring your daughter to the slaughter

yeah yeah, cheers for the heads up...just realised it ends tomorrow... i thought it ended today, most are outta stock though... should i get even more tomorrow???

c-c-cold

freezing here too

Still freezing here too,but no more snow,thank god..

setting up my whole computer new later today....wish me luck

it's actually quite nice here, sunny and not unbearably cold :cool:

Good luck RJ,hope it don"t take you too long :-)

Why does my five-year-old feel the need to come to MY en-suite bathroom to have a poo when there are two other unoccupied toilets in the house??!!

its not the time I worry about, it's if I can get it running again afterwards lol

Grrrr

:twisted: That word has only one meaning for me, and it's aftershave :mrgreen:

Some of the more pertinent thoughts from the last hour or so ...


Grrr (still)
Bollocks!
Don't blame him

and the most recent

Bloody Hell! You could build a small hospital with that much.

Why am I still amazed at just how idiotic some people can be?

:twisted: Never underestimate the limits of human stupidity :nuts: .

Saying that, look at this list of "stupid" people.

Galileo.
Louise Pasteur.
The Wright Brothers.
Marie Currie.
Gandhi.
Socrates.
Emmeline Pankhurst.
Horatio Nelson.
Martin Luther King.

Even Meat and Jim were told they were completly nuts once, so, also never underestimate the cleverness of really stupid people who really are quite smart.


I think i've hurt my brain :wtf:

There's Stupidity, there's Idiocy. And then there are those who don't even deserve entry into the gene pool ...

:twisted: Well this sounds good, do tell :mrgreen:

Ohhh no one specific from my point of view (not that I couldn't spend a day writing a list of candidates, but Im busy right now), just merely making an observation.

Not enough hours in a day! :lol:

Geez...

who?

Was just reading the last couple of pages of this thread...that was my reaction...

:(

has to wait another one or two days

:twisted: uninstall skype, reinstall skype.

Take a hammer to skype if it carries on like this :roll:

skypes not the problem
have a virus i cant get rid of
the whole system has gotten unbearably slow, so this is my only option

i'm an idiot sometimes..

thats a gorgeous beer, i needed that

Borderline unbearable...

carlsberg?

:twisted: Bloody hell, this thread is becoming a right old laugh.

This IS mlukfc isn't it?

I mean, I haven't stumbled onto the Rev. Jim Jones forum by mistake? :bleh:

Beyond any belief...

who? :lol:

I'm beginning to wonder

:twisted: Why?

:lmao:

perhaps it should be fmukfc

LMAO, brillant!! :lol:

:twisted: Why gentlemen, thank you.

I never knew you were both such big fans of my work :D

I'm touched.

Well I can sit here smug knowing I've contributed to the local community this evening.

I hope I win the 10 pin bowling tonight.

Some people's :shit: don't stink

:lol: you know im definately a big fan of yours :yep:

:twisted: And you know i'll join your fan club any day hun :wink:

CHSIB Deb!

I really hate those people who think they are better than everyone else but in fact they´re just dumb and foolish...nothing else!!!

Why oh why...did I have to literally imagine :shit: stick...argh...:barf:

just like you know someone I know

ballocks, i knew i shouldda gone to tescos on my way home from work... shut now damn it

it is??? damn it... on wrong forum
thought this was ze duke special forum

what no booze

PMSL.....are you sure skype aint run by Orange lol

getting very low on supplies now barb

This is pure bull:shit:...I just don't have time for this nonsense...

:twisted: Barb, Don't.

Ok, just DON'T :evil: :evil: :evil:


:lmao:

I know just how you feel...bet you wanna chuck it out the window

what's Barb gonna do!!!!

that is not good !!

had trouble with computer a while back,wanted to chuck it out of window
but its ok now..now Neil is having probs know just how he feels...

oh right ... thanks for clearing that up ... thought you were going to do someting drastic!!!!!!!!!!

:twisted: NO YOU DON'T, NOBODY EVER HAS FELT THIS LEVEL OF RAGE WITHIN ME :bicker: :bicker: :bicker:


:lmao:

Actually, i'm hoping that it's just a regional problem with Skype.
I've e mailed them, so we'll see what happens :up:

no not unless Orange muck up my internet again,then i definately will lol

you wanna bet ...just one word...STEVE...say no more :twisted: :ninja:

:twisted: OK, you win the anger contest :lmao:

need booze

:twisted: Not had booze for a few weeks now :shock:

same here

:twisted: Where's all those bullsh!t smilies everyones been using tonight? :lmao:

:lol:
lol

Jonty is the biggest whopper teller I have ever met! and my son takes some beating!

no word of a lie.. its true

lol

:twisted: Graham takes some beating though :bleh:

DRINK!!!