ok ok next time i wont pick up when she calls

and the explanations required next day are always fun... phone just died always works.. but is boring

You know the good explanation?

My explanation always is...hey...I don't feel like talking sometimes...I am weird...so...when everybody knows I am weird and never pick up the phone and often don't return phone calls...it's considered norm...

forgot to recharge it, or couldnt find the phone are the ones I use the most

jonty youll never beat my award winning sig, tut tut

shes on msn now ffs

tut tut.. telling lies

claim your msn's not working properly then

i am? never

well, thanks lol

no no not you

I know ;) (just your luck... that was the correct answer! lol)

i have luck now? excellent

you deserve some luck every now and then

civil war, fecking excellent song

which version?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JP99WmhitLU

that one

its just not gnr lol

motorhead are excellent

yeah yeah yeah

j town declined me for a waster course lol

lol... oh is it offers time of the year again

mszee

I know of who thy speaketh..

of whom doth thou speaketh?

ok ok... it´s the walk on the coast... pushy person tut tut

you shouldda gone to bed sooner lol

yes, but someone kept me awake :bleh:

wasn't me.. i missed you

I missed you too... that was probably the reason why I stayed awake so long

lol you're soo sweet

you are winding me up aren´t you? lol

no no no

wasnt me
~~~~?
nah not him
they are


will my sig win an award?

wow, you never cease to amaze me

id like to see a new category in this years m.e.a.t.i.e.s.:
best random lyric poster

Ifth itth wasn'tth theth secretth Ith wouldth haveth postedth itth...

He does that for a long long time...and then he doesn't...:lmao:

:shock:;):-):oops::( :?:twisted:
:cool:

emotes now?
i fecking hate winemark

dont be sad....
Im sure they hate you too ;)

the manager does, which is why i find it funny

he asked me if id seen a road with so much dust and sand,
and I said: "Listen mate, I've travelled every road in this here land!"

and all those spanish nights were fine (it wasnt only from the wine)

jeez, nearly 9,500 posts.....how do I keep coming up with all this crap??

WTF???

This is AWFUL...

It's a gift

walk on the coast did so good!!!!
the colours of nature are stunning!!
http://media.mlxxfc.net/JD500159 [640x480].JPG

first english lesson since april on monday...wonder if theyre able to fix my screwed up english

Finally after 5 weeks i have my Sky + box number so i can sort out the installation now and all it took was me threatening to send them a list of everything i needed recording while i was away for a month!!

PMSL

Watch me reset it by accident when you're away!!!!

Thats ok cos you'll have a copy of the list!!

John Barrowman on three...hilarious!!!!

And gorgeous too!!

Al Murray to John Barrowman..

"You're a gay actor, you ever been stretched by a part?"

:twisted: im bloody bored

Ok i needed to get up early but i didn't need to get up this early!!!

... it's Saturday.. and i'm glad for that... but i'm up too early as well ... lol ...

well done to Orange,at long last they have fixed my internet,its only taken them a month,idiots :wall:

I know you're close by but don't tell me Casey woke you up as well!!!!

dont be sad....my internet company only needed two months lol

why the fecking hell did i do that

do i really have to go to work

:twisted: im so bored got nothing to do i need something or someone to keep me busy :lol:

:twisted: you cheeky sod i've just realised what you said, awww you missed us really didn't you michael lol :raspberry:

... i'm so enjoying just hangin' out a bit... but i need to be off on an errand shortly... don't really want to be...

:twisted: can't wait for tonight going out to my aunts pub to get drunk, really need to get drunk tonight :smile:

doesnt it make you feel better

nah

:lmao:

I´m not much motivated for tonight

they say im wild and im reckless,
i should be acting my age
im an impressionalbe child in a tumultous world, and they say Im at a difficult state

:yawn:

... i think i'm off for that nap i promised myself... errand done...

that was your post #2000?? lol


congrats! :))

:lol: perhaps it wernt so bad after all then !

wonder if ill get to 9,500 tonight

i bet you will try

dunno....should i? lol

yea think so lol

doesnt look too bad right now, does it?
*innocent face*

*random lyric*

innocent face lol

9,500 posts

and with this im off for the night,
have fun people :wave:

(dont do anything i wouldnt do :bleh:)

night night have fun,innocent face lol

who has an innocent face? cause i know i do ask neil he thinks im innocent lol :lol:

Most of a bottle of champagne when you've only eaten 3 small canapes and some Pringles is not a good idea!!

Sounds like an excellent idea lol

Quality not quantity dear :))

what an awesome friday... shame it had to end so soon

Its not when you have to do 2 tubes then a walk done the hill to get home!!

excellent fecking song

If only that as a song lyric lol

with rj its the only thing it can be

i cant be fecked reading all the unread posts... whiskeys fault.. and the rest

wheres betty??

out i reckon

Need to go to bed... Johnny movie and bed :heart: that idea :)) !!

rubber one?

Huh :shock: ?

rubber johnnie?

Johnny !!

NO !!!

:shock::shock::shock::shock::shock::shock::shock::shock::shock::shock: :shock::shock::shock::shock::shock::shock::shock::shock::shock::shock: :shock::shock::shock:

tut tut emma im shocked

hahahahahah
im a bitr fecked