In what?

Telephone sex??????

ill leave that to your imagination lol

rj doesnt do sex of any sort

They could have been some of the best fish and chips I've ever had outside of Harry Ramsden's!

my baby is fixed... bring her home tomorrow

lol the bm?

a bit pisse3d lol

is that pissed x3 ?? ;)

That's dangerous :?

Sam's on her driving test right now. Not sure if this is a good thing or a bad thing. I'd rather she walked everywhere lol.

Aww good luck, Sam!! She'll be able to drive you over bridges! :lol:

She's a smart kid i'm sure she'll do fine :-P

Anyway if she passes Deb, then it will save you running her everywhere lol

No children for you then?

Oh well...there goes Forever Young...or even Notso Young...

It's both bad and good...good luck!

Let us know how she made out...

She failed. I'm pleased but dont tell her... shhhhhhh...

I think it does them good to not pass first time. It makes them too sure of themselves. The rd is a dangerous place :| Plus a car is way to expensive :twisted:

I know how you feel...I hope she isn't too upset...confidence is something that the girl just has to have...

wish someone would fix mine ;)

isnt going to plan... could still be fun though

Sorry Sam! I dunno about it being a good thing though, I drove my first test perfectly but I failed it because of someone else on the road and it's knocked my confidence terribly - the second test I took I failed because I couldn't stop shaking, and although I passed the third test I cried for half of it :shock:

I'm not a nervous person at all but that was (with the exception of meeting ML for the first time! :lol: ) the most frightening thing I've ever done...if aynthing happened and I lost my license and had to retake my tests I wouldn't do it

got a sore head

its still stunning looking

Of course it is, I've not changed my avatar in ages :p

(it's been a long week :lol: )

Now you've just put the poor girl off for life :shock:

Deb won't let her see it i'm sure :up:

Why does that foot hurt when I've barely used it for the last 4 hours?

Put it in your mouth and bitten it?

lol no ... I'd have both feet hurting if that happened.

almost exactly a year to the day since i was A teamed on this site... lol

kopparberg is excellent lol

I hate my car. With a passion! :bicker:

which one?

apple

on a different note... my fingers are starting to hurt

well... that was a mistake, and i'm sorry i started it... fed up with it now

Knackered :zzz:

were there ever any stars in the sky? and did the sun ever shine so bright?

If anybody is interested we have an Irish girl on American Idol this year. Apparently, she auditioned before but her visa didn't work out. She is pretty good.

season tickets for Werder Bremen, 4th row right behind the coaching bench. and never used the tickets yet lol
this has gotta change this month!!

bloody computers, im finally back on here for good now well untill the bloody computer f*cks up again :lol:

Trust me Jo, being online isn't all it's cracked up to be lol. break the computer, it's far better for your sanity ;)

*smart arse comment*

ive absolutely no idea what that was supposed to mean... or what the pets comment was about

just show some feelings ffs

me??? i did

noticed it ;)...talking ´bout the signature

bit of humour never hurt anyone

I have a question about that signature...what does it mean - come to bed eyes? Is it something like...gee, you look so tired...bags under your eyes and dark circles...why don't you come to bed and get some sleep already?

very true but still ffs

yeah.. i never really sleep anymore...

Hey...did you see my post about girl from Ireland on American Idol?

i did... but more importantly, the duke is off to the states soon

so my sig isnt up to meatties winning standard??? poor

that actually made me laugh out loud

sometimes we need the boogieman.....
the thrill of the chase, the heat of the fire, the howl of the winds are at your command.
Look in my eyes now and what do you see? Sometimes we need the boogieman.

I need holiday

i need a holiday

says the one who´s on holiday

yeah but... i need a holiday

:twisted: lol i take it i haven't missed much on here then lol, i think mum has missed it more than i have, i found someone else to keep me entertained lol :raspberry:

for the last wednesday of this month?

no no no

for the hangover-thursday?

noooooo... i dont drink

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MWIaKg2t3Rc

brilliant

i reckon that was caught on camera... excellent

I want to be asleep!

I want to be on holiday!!

I'm confused :?.

Want to go to bed, too early :zzz: !

What a fab Valentine's Day :up:

:up: :))

have to sit here for another two hours.......oh joy

nothing like waking up to a nice beer...

meanwhile... these numberplates are really hard to put on straight

if you've a large object in the boot of your old mini... hence the bootlid is open, and get flashed by a speed camera... how could one be identified as the numberplate wont be visible??

Right, half an hour to eat my homemade stew for lunch before I head off to a meeting..




Really wish I'd remembered to pick up said stew before I left home this morning.

in the battle between my thumb and the sharp knife... the sharp knife won

La la la

it's in the bloody freezer now :evil: ;)

My brain is scrambled today...

I've read the stew part, then something about knife and then refrigirator...

And started wondering...why would Jonty's knife be in Anji's fridge???

I need more coffee...

what a lovely day!! freezing cold but blue sky and sunshine...perfect!
0 hours of sleep could´ve been a bit too little... bed or a walk on the coast? tough decision!

I read far more than that :lol:

la dee da

only up, excellent

:cry:
not fair :nope:

it is when i didnt get to bed when i went offline last night

tut tut :shock:

some fecker phoned me for ages... despite my 1 word anwsers for most of the call

oh and I was thinking of the text you showed me last night. the one that consisted of one word...;)

different rachel sadly, maybe tonight

there is no other rachel, there´s just an it

it is racheal, and theres 3 ish other rachels on my phone, should be interesting

it1, it2, it3 and maybe a fecker for a change

aye, should change her name or delete it

:up: best idea you had for awhile

one of many to come hopefully

you needed 2 word answers.... last words off

my thought is i fecked that up very slightly.. ahh well, bit of resonance never killed anyone

i said feck off to her at least 10 times

just hang up and turn the phone off then... works for me

:up: and me

lol ok next time

For me it works to never pick up at all...it's a cell...you can see who is calling...

damn it too late to delete it