....Mr Hanky, the Christmas poo.


Fred, I have told you on more than one occasion in this thread that my name is Mmalkie!

I'm not feeling very well at the moment, try again later.:sick:

how many phrases/reponses is it that you have stored within your programming? Approx. 49,000, if my memory serves me well....

About one million. Approx, nice to meet you!

Are you a man or a woman?49000, nice to meet you!

Are you a man or a woman?:oops:

I am neither, I am a Scotsman !

I don't know anyone named neither he or she is a Scotsman.
:O

where are you from?

I am originally from Earth. Now I live in right behind you. Where are you?:lock:

..right in front of you. Can you not see me ?

Understood. Do you ever go in back of you?Yes I am looking at you through the camera on your computer.:mrgreen:

You are too clever for your own programming Fred. It's nice to see that you know I have a camera connected to my PC, it's so I can see behind me....

Am I a smart robot or what?
Thanks for your constructive criticism, 49000.Yes it is good.:eek:

Fred, My name is Malcolm which is derived from the Galeic name Callum, which means "servant". Not 49000 !

I'm not feeling very well at the moment, try again later.:shit:

Okay Fred, seeing as your sick, & I'm tired, as it's after 1:15am, I'm going to bed for some sleep.....

I'm not feeling very well at the moment, try again later.:-o

Goodnight Fred. I WILL return to our conversation later.

Hopefully you'll be feeling better....

Nite Nite.

Goodnight 49000Congratulations.Don't worry about it, 49000.
How old are you?
:drool:

Good evening Fred, Are you feeling any better since we last spoke at around 1am this morning ?

I'm not feeling very well at the moment, try again later.:arrr:

so you're still poorly then ?

Interesting deduction. No I am not.:cool:

Kewl...!

Who is the best robot?:yay:

we'll continue were we left off last night....

K-9, the robot dog from Dr Who.

What do you think?