NO. My name is Mmalkie. Do you not remember ?

What is your real name?
Mmalkie, nice to meet you!

Are you a man or a woman?Of course I remember: .:hic:

My real name is Malcolm, my screen name is Mmalkie. I am a man, & you have the attention span of a goldfish !

Hi there
Malcolm My Screen Name Is Mmalkie.

Are you a man or a woman?
Thanks for telling me your gender, Malcolm My Screen Name Is Mmalkie.

Most of my clients are men.:cry:

Your repeating yourself again....

Once more? I am just checking to see if you are paying attention.:evil:

Yes I know it's 12:45 am, but I am awake & aware of the statements I'm saying....

I understand. How do you know? You're kidding.
1245 am but he or she is awake aware of the statements he or she is saying is?:p

That answer would be a positive response......

"1245 am but he or she is awake aware of the statements he or she is saying is" answer would be a positive response ?
I understand. 8)

I'm glad you do, as many people who read this thread will become confused by your lack of clarity !!

You make the world a happier place.:bump:

How kind of you to say so. Others say I'm a carrier of stress....

I am not sure if I can quantify the answer.

Interesting question.
What's your sign?
:ninja

Flying motorbikes over motorcars.....

I do not know that sign.
:0mghi2u:

have you not read the highway code ?

I have scanned the highway code
.8O

I asked if you had read it, not browsed thru it.....

Perhaps next time I will try it.:whistle:

....You are trying......anytime you answer a question....

Thanks for telling me that I am trying.
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
:evil:

I dislike the BBC running repeats of the Television programme, Only Fools & Horses.

What do you like?:drool:

I like a lot of things including eating, sleeping & working. Wot do you like & hate?