LOL - Biter - I am the same - must be the water :wink:




Anyone want to buy me a ride cymbal - have to learn "MUSCULINE" on the drums :wink:

Nope. :lol:




So what's been happenin whilst i've been away????

Little bit of this and a little bit of that.

Where's my beer?

In the fridge. 8)





Is it possible to OD on postwhoreing after being away from it for so long?

Hun - took your place on postwhoring




although still have to catch up :lol:



What will keep me warm ????????

A nice big blanket with a sofa and a dog sitting on your feet by a fire.





What should I do during the holiday?

Find me some Meat drum tabs :wink:

Enjoy the break Keb 8)



Why do older people get frustrated with computers :lmao:

HOW THE F**K DO i F****N KNOW :bicker: :bicker:

Q: How do you recover from this miserable weather 8O

Go to a country with nice weather - or go to the Bat & Belfrey & get issed - you won't give a toss then :hic:









Anyone remember the Raggie Dolls ???

Raggie dolls...raggie dolls...dolls like you and me...raggie dolls...raggie dolls...made imperfectly....

Nah.... don't remember them at all.... :roll:





How do you cure leg cramp????

pull your toes up toward your body and take deep breaths to flush the lactic acid out of your system. guranteed to work :wink:


Where's Rob the badger gone?

He's left us


Anyone like Graham Norton? Read his autobiography So Me?

Love Graham - but no not read his book. It is on my "to read" list though - along with John Thaw - Bon Jovi & Eddie Guarerro








Anyone want to go to work for me :twisted:

Nope.









What's the winning Lotto numbers for weds gonna be????

6,22,14, 38, 17, 25 (I have no idea but if these are the winning numbers have fun with the money)



Anyone know any good guitar riffs?

No - have you tried the "guitar tab" sites ?










How do you keep a bandage on a dogs leg 8O

Can I recommend Industrial Staples 8O

Going through the years (FA style :wink: ), anyone remember Bagpus??

Yes - Gerry - Used to like to watch that - didn't like the mice much. We call our dog Bagpuss - cause if he could talk he would talk like him. Slow & dumb :lol:








What about The Clangers ???????

Or my hubby's fav - Fireball XL5 ?????

Clangers were better.......if thats possible 8O

Got a choice to work this weekend. What should I do????

Come to the Bat with me - have a few :hic:

a sing a long 8)


& what ever you fancy :lurk:











Anyone know where to get Meat wallpaper fro Nokia phones??

Depends what type of phone you have, if its one that you can connect to your computer just download a picture and shove it on, I've the one from More Than You Deserve- Storytellers at the moment.




Should I get a custom made guitar or a simple normal guitar?

Some custom made ones are lovely - but dead expensive - stick with the simple one to start with. My daughter is left handed & we searched all over for one. Her's is black with a white "frit board" (is that what you call them :? )










Where can I buy Meat on "Cassettes"

Seeing as I have had no look trying to get the drum tabs I want - I have to do it the old fashioned way - Listening - writing it down - rewinding - do a bit more :x

A)Meat on cassettes - try record fairs and second hand shops or you could always place a bit of steak on top of a tape :lol: hey presto Meat on tape :lol:

Q) How can I turn back the hands of time?

Should have done it last night dottie!




Why does chocolate with a higher cocoa content (e.g. 70% cocoa) make me feel happier than a chocolate with a medium cocoa content (e.g. 30% cocoa) even though its too bitter to really enjoy?

? something to do with - I forgot - my brain is dead - I do know the anwere - will get back to you :oops:






Can you get away with murder - if there is enough provication :twisted: