I'm just going to stick to using the bat phone from now on :))

Can't go wrong love

Are you kidding? If it was me...charges would have been reversed!!! ;)

Ok it was me. Still there was no reason to be so rude. I didn't realise just how many times you can use the f word in one sentance!
200th post get in. :D

Congrats!!!

OK...NOW it's May???

It can't have been you ... I don't do repetition when I'm swearing at cold call salesmen :))

:lol:

Off tomorrow :D

Oh sweet mother of god this ain't good!!

A couple of ill placed comments over a pint in a pub and my cunning plan to score via a cliff concert has made it to a newspaper!!!

I'm dead when she sees it

Chris you do seem to have a gift for, quite literally, hitting the headlines with your chosen ladies...interesting...

This was entirely my fault - i got terribly indiscreet whilst drunk and forgot totally who was there hanging on every word!!

Oh well, Emmerdale Christmas party ina weeks time so i can try and pull another famous soapstar there!!

Nothing like a bit of name dropping, eh Chris ;)

I am STARVING...and I already ate my breakfast and lunch...and there is no food in this office left...

And there is still over an hour until I get home...argh...

There's a funny smell in here ... perhaps it could be the dog who's let off ... ;-)

:wtf:

Boycott Shampoo
Demand the real thing.


I sw that on a sign this morning sdriving to work and have been chuckling about it ever since!

What is the real thing then?

I recently had a privilege to stay in the hotel where shampoo and body wash was the same thing...:shock:

Is that something like that???

I think not, it's not Scrabs...

Well, it wasn't me :shock:

All I said was it wasn't Scrabble.... ;)

think it must be the cows ...

Girls don't do that

That was the breed, not the gender :lmao:

Noo it was the gender because cows are girls....if that was the breed then what are girl cows called?!!