*runs back in, kisses skeleton and dances round the room with her*



I GOT A DATE nernernernernerner

Gerry wrote




There's 3846 :P

Pixie - Yes he was a perve

Dick Emery was hilarious

And just to make some of you feel really old, he was years before my time!!

Chris wrote:



Wasn't that "Duncan Norvelle" :??: I recall it as my Mum got his shirt of him after a concert :oops:

Oh FA, good job your Mum doesn't read this column, she might be embarrassed at your recall - does she like Meat too??

Didn't Duncan whatsit have a bear or something or was that someone completely different? (well, it's early in the morning, that 's my excuse and I'm sticking to it) :o

Who said 'Oh you're encouragable' :? ...........and I knew you'd know how many bubbles FA, I knew you wouldn't let me down when booze is discussed :D :D

........no thats it girls....a large ASS-et :D :D :D **Pppphhaarrrtttttttt** :oops:

*Pixie faints from toxic poisoning (again!)*

Gerry

It all depends on how you pour the beer out

If you pour it down the side you get less than it you just wack it in :wink:

BUT if you just wack it in you get a better drink (learnt that at Beer School on Hols :roll: )

Gerry thats not nice in front of ladies :oops:

Ladies......... :bleh: ...........where........ :bleh:

WOW..........all that in out in out.........do you shake it all about :D ..can I watch :evil:

:bicker: *speechless* (that'd be a first) and terribly terribly terribly upset :cry: :cry:

Gerry wrote:




NEED THESE MATE :x

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Pixie - "Whats wrong??"

Gerry - Yes you can watch




Just have your own :wink: to practice with http://www.animated-gifs.co.uk/Simpsons/Beer/0019.gif

Just kidding FA - wouldn't let myself get offended by..Gerry.. :D

I'm offended by your offensive offence :tard:.............should've gone to specksavers (is that where youz Lad---girls go)?????

:lurk: I'm ready to watch :lurk: ..........Phharttt, thats better......right READY 8)

:0mghi2u: Yooh Hoo over here silly :0mghi2u:

You after another slap boy :twisted:

:D :D :D Yes Please :D :D :D :D ...Christmas come early for me :bunny:

OK Gerry - Give me a minute to get out of the cat suite & my breath back - then you're in for it.



Have you the stamina of this lad - Gerry :twisted:




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That is one great article!!! Really cool!

Thank you Tim - at least I made one member happy today :wink:

and me FA - I BET he (Sooty) was absolutely shattered! xx