Aye, Chris you're a riot, Gar.

Yarr!

:twisted: Chris, you are WAY too good at this for it to be healthy :wtf:

Maybe hes a pirate in his spare time..

Ahoy, yo mates be real pirates Gar, Where can I find a bottle o'rum?

Try thar bat and thar belfry! ARR!

Well me hearty wench, thar be on account o me being a devotee o the old Cap'n Slappy for many along year now.

Indeed t'was I who brought the pirate speak to this place o lubbers in the year of 4 and 2000.


Now, let us all be gathering around like sailors afore Davy Jone's Locker to sing the Pirate song with Cap'n Slappy. (He be the one with the beard that resembles Cap'n Chris') Arrrrrrrrrr....

YouTube Video

Ahoy, me am not a pirate

A pence for an old man o'de sea?

Aye, which one be you? Ye'll ne'er get me buried booty!

Lol "you're court ordered not to think of the children"

Agreed. :)) :arrr:

Only after me booty are thee?

Arrrrr tha's a cunning wee wench and no mistake.
I be liking that in me women. If t'weren't f' this darn patch i'd be a winking ahoy at thee lassie. Now fethc me grog smartly wench and i be telling you such tales o' the sea as would scare the barnacles from the belly o' Pugwash's Black pig.

Ahoy, runs out laughin' Aye, me parrot concurs.

I be liking me a pirate...

Fetch your own grog... Gar.

Aye, you got a ner'e, my matey, t' talk t' me like that

Great Neptunes Barnacles!!!!

Tha' be questioning the Pir-attitude o' Cap'n Chris. I'll see thee swinging from the yardarm afore sun up for that.
Arrrrrrrrrrrr.......

Arrr, tell him like it is, my cabin boy...Gar

:twisted: Arrrrr, do I detect a mutiny abord me own flag ship?

I teel ye that i'll not be standing for the shenanagans of mutionous dogs.


Arrrrrrrr

The slubbing wench be callin' Cap'n Chris a mere cabin boy?

Ah'll not be standin' f' that me lassie. Deck o' a pirate ship is a cursed and stange place that plays witness to many a strange sight and fierce battle arrrrrr....

It be no place for a lady.

And thee be no lady so tha's welcome aboo-rd Cap'n Chris vessel as we seek buried booty and pirates plunder.

But first, let us all set sail with me old hearty Cap'n Morgan. Ahoy.

Ahoy, shakin' in her boots at the sight o' her lord and master...

Aye, and me parrot concurs

:shock:

:shens: :??:

Arrr, me am not a lady you're right...so...all aboard...GAR

Well if thee won;t be astanding f' it tha'll have t' sit then. Atop tha chest o' plunder 'n' booty while we seek out such fantastical riches as would make old Bluebeard himself rise from the watery depths to seek out......

Arrrrr.........

Did you hear about the new pirate movie? It's rated aaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

Arrr, don't mention Bluebeard in front o' me...I used t' go out with him Aye

:twisted: arrrrr, Frederick Bluebeard.

Soon kicked his one buttock into touch though. :p

Arrrrr...and so you done, me capt'n...and so you done...Gar