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Hypnobabe 13 Apr 2006 17:14
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Originally Posted by AndyK
To be or not to be, what is the question?
Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou?

R. 13 Apr 2006 18:31
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Originally Posted by Hypnobabe
Romeo, Romeo, why fart thou?
Never underestimate the predicatbility of stupidity.

DIZZY DRUMMER 13 Apr 2006 22:26
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Originally Posted by R.
Never underestimate the predicatbility of stupidity.
Always underestimate the predicatbility of stupidity






Give me all yer loving

mszee 14 Apr 2006 01:33
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Originally Posted by FALLEN ANGEL1000





Gimme me all yer liver
Life is a lemon and I want my money back...

Hypnobabe 15 Apr 2006 19:15
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Originally Posted by mszee
Life is a melon and I don't want my money back...
Oh we do like to be beside the seaside, oh we do like to be beside the sea...

mszee 15 Apr 2006 19:52
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Originally Posted by Hypnobabe
Oh I do like to be sea sick beside you, oh I do like to be seaside sick...
Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage

Hypnobabe 15 Apr 2006 20:33
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Originally Posted by mszee
Marriage is temporary insanity caused by lust
I couldn't have said it better myself

mszee 15 Apr 2006 21:51
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Originally Posted by Hypnobabe
I couldn't spread butter myself
You're about as useful as a one-legged man at an arse kicking contest

Hypnobabe 15 Apr 2006 21:53
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Originally Posted by mszee
You're about as useful as a one-tongued man at an arse licking contest
BAT III is coming in time for Halloween!!!

mszee 15 Apr 2006 22:04
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Originally Posted by Hypnobabe
BAT III is coming in time for Halloween!!!
Halleluiah...I ain't misquoting that...Long Live Meat Loaf!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AndyK 19 Apr 2006 10:51
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Originally Posted by mszee
Halle Orchestra...I hate misclothing tat...Long Liver Eat Soap!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Send reinforcements, we're going to advance.

Hypnobabe 19 Apr 2006 11:56
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Originally Posted by AndyK
Send me in frocks men, we're going to France.
Oh dear, I'm having a blonde moment...

AndyK 19 Apr 2006 12:07
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Originally Posted by Hypnobabe
Odd ear, I'm shaving a blonde monument...
Nobody expects the spanish inquisition.

Hypnobabe 19 Apr 2006 12:12
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Originally Posted by AndyK
Everybody expects the Spam to have inhibitions.
This parrot has ceased to be.

AndyK 19 Apr 2006 12:18
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Originally Posted by Hypnobabe
This carrot looks like peas to me


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Hypnobabe 19 Apr 2006 12:36
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Originally Posted by AndyK
****** that for a game of soldiers...
The sun has got his hat on, hip hip hip hooray...

AndyK 19 Apr 2006 12:39
spoilsport :))

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Originally Posted by Hypnobabe
The nun forgot her cat on, her hip hip today...
Smoking while pregnant can harm your baby

Hypnobabe 19 Apr 2006 12:57
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Originally Posted by AndyK
Smoking your baby can harm your pregnancy
Someday you will find me caught beneath the landslide of a champagne supernova in the sky.

AndyK 19 Apr 2006 12:59
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Originally Posted by Hypnobabe
Saturday you will bind me bought beneath the hang-glide of a champion vauxhall nova in the pie.

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AndrewG 20 Apr 2006 00:14
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Originally Posted by AndyK
You may lose a bonbon for your massage with the falling fist:
I have travelled across the universe and through the years to find Her. Sometimes going all the way is just a start...

AndyK 20 Apr 2006 09:59
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Originally Posted by Musicman
I have trawled across the underpants and though the years aren't kind to her. Some pines going down the way is just a tart...
Objects in the rearview mirror may appear closer than they really are

Hypnobabe 20 Apr 2006 11:14
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Originally Posted by AndyK
Projects in the see-through filler may appear dozier than they really are
Once upon a time, in a land far, far away...

AndyK 20 Apr 2006 11:21
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Originally Posted by Hypnobabe
None sup on some thyme, inner gland of fair sashay
Eagles may soar.... but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines

Hypnobabe 05 May 2006 11:37
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Originally Posted by AndyK
Eagles are sore.... but weevills don't get packed onto jet engines

AndyK 05 May 2006 11:47
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Originally Posted by hypnobabe

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How do you misquote something that isn't quoted? :confused:


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