First joke in the topic Emily.

How do you tell if a blonde has been using a computer?

There's Tippex in the screen!http://users.pandora.be/eforum/emoti.../happy/023.gif

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?

Run like 'cause she's got a grenade in her mouth!!!

what's grey with a trunk?




A mouse going on holiday!!!




What's brown with a trunk?



Normally answered with a mouse coming back off holiday and you say no an elephant silly!!


Love

Angelxxx

HERE'S SOME NAFF ONE'S


What do cannibals eat for breakfast?



Buttered host



How do you tell the sex of a hormone?




Take it's genes off



That's a nice suit your wearing - who went for the fitting?



What happens when you immerse the human body in water?




The phone rings



Inscription on a nun's tombstone:

"Returned - unopened"