I felt so dazed and confused.

I rushed to the phone, grabbed it up and yelled, "Who IS it?? Who's there??!!"

It was Meatloaf he said 'I've found a black and and white cat with weird feet (extra toes) do you know who he belongs To? he looks like he might be stoned



osie

I was shocked. That sounded like the cat I had lost almost 7 yrs ago.

Oh no a time travelling feline a strange sound emitted from the phone line and then all went black


Rosie was it another power cut?

I must have passed out.

When i woke up I was in a strange place a cave, with music playing


Rosie

there were drawings on the wall, had I gone back in time?

Nope - i hadn't gone back in time - it's all coing back..the strange smell from that ciggarette, the empty bottle of tequila on the table...and what was that bloke's name???

I'm tryint to remember was it Meat Pie, Bread loaf I wish I could remember and what the hell is that awful smell

Rosie

..i looked around to see who'd farted, and as i did so, the fridge door flew open....

and out fell the remains of???????????????????




Rosie

:twisted: A half brained zombie biker.Whatever happened to Saturday night? he asked.......

..from behind me, someone screamed...'EDDDIIIIEEEEEEEEE'......

Your my Rock and Roll Hero :!:

What the hell is going on here, I thought to myself.

...suddenly nad without warning...

..i woke up, in bed, my alarm clock ringing....

What a dream!!

Or was it...as I looked over at my bedtable, I couldn't believe my eyes!!!!

..there was a set of false teeth on the table, the shower was running, and that flase leg sure as hell wasn't mine!!!!!

I realised that I am drinking way to much now!

...suddenly, the shower stopped, and i heard someone get out.....

I slowly turned around and saw....

Norman Bates