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Rob The Badger 04 Sep 2003 19:19

I'll have you know, I don't do any of those. I'm God.

ROSIE 04 Sep 2003 19:29

God must be female, men can't take a joke or is the joke on the female
I dunno I just want my cat back.



Rosie

Crystal Eyes 04 Sep 2003 19:33

If Eyeore is God then I'm purer than God!

(see the purity test topic from ages back)

ROSIE 04 Sep 2003 19:37

OK prove your GOD male female ET I don't care prove it by sending Trigger home



Rosie

Crystal Eyes 04 Sep 2003 19:50

Hi Rosie,
Just read about Trigger. I'm so sorry to hear the news. But never give up hope. I've heard stories where cats have walked in the cat flap years after they've gone missing! I know you want him back now so those stories may not be much comfort but I've always believed there's a little bit of magic in the world.
Crystal

ROSIE 04 Sep 2003 20:16

Thank-you, I'm beginning to well up


Rosie

original sin 04 Sep 2003 22:01

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crystal Eyes
Personally I don't think any of you can be god. You're all sinners! You drink, smoke and make rude jokes (atleast one of those anyway). You're the unholiest bunch I've ever met. Why do you think Satan frequented these forums long before GOD did?

Well thats a fair summary, I think :twisted:

don't forget my earlier comment
Quote:

However consider this.................
Does it only have to be one person?
Are our transatlantic friends really out of the running for this?
Should there be an option "none of the above"?

Rob The Badger 05 Sep 2003 16:56

Soz Rosie, but God cannot interfere in the lives of mortals. Yes, God is speaking in third person today.

CarolM 06 Sep 2003 14:23

I voted sin, :D but to tell the truth i thought it was sin at first ,:D , now i havent God a b....y clue. :lol:

original sin 06 Sep 2003 15:10

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mrs Mouse
I voted sin, :D but to tell the truth i thought it was sin at first ,:D , now i havent God a b....y clue. :lol:

I don't know whether to laugh or cry! I don't want to take a bow for someone elses ingenuity but if I must....
A few of us had a very interesting discussion in chat last night and by looking at certain facts that have crept out , and we came up with a name, and this name has not even been mentioned yet :?

dottie 06 Sep 2003 18:39

Quote:

Originally Posted by dottie
I sure its Flying Mouse - and as for you young ones thinking it might be me, I might be one step closer than you to God :twisted: - but no chance :lol:

Actually I've changed my mind and I think it is Bren :o

After finding this, I have to agree its definitely Sin
http://images.picsearch.com/is?397224907427

Jen 06 Sep 2003 20:09

Quote:

Originally Posted by original sin
A few of us had a very interesting discussion in chat last night and by looking at certain facts that have crept out , and we came up with a name, and this name has not even been mentioned yet :?

As smart and talented as Sin is, I really don't think it's her. But after last night... now have a very strong suspicion as to who it is. How long until someone else comes up with it too...

Testify 06 Sep 2003 21:44

Yes it was very interesting last night and now we think we have a pritty good idea who it is as there were certain things that were mentioned. :D

...and like Jen said...how long untill someone else comes up with it to.... :D

this is fun heehee

Rob The Badger 07 Sep 2003 10:10

It's not him. Sorry to burst the bubble.

GOD 07 Sep 2003 10:38

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eyeore
I'll have you know, I don't do any of those. I'm God.

Oh you are, are you????

Hope everyone here has the sense not to worship these false Gods... 8O

Rob The Badger 07 Sep 2003 11:49

But I really am God. The fact that I wasn't nominated is further proof. . .

Shane 07 Sep 2003 13:54

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eyeore
But I really am God. The fact that I wasn't nominated is further proof. . .

LOL! I often encounter people who think they are God.

Rob The Badger 07 Sep 2003 14:16

It's all to do with ego really, wath:

I see the pen.
I move the pen.
I can manipulate the world around me.

I say I am God.
No one can refute that statement.
Ergo, I am God.

It's all a matter of who's stupid enough to believe me when I say I'm God (which I am).

GOD 07 Sep 2003 14:36

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eyeore
I'm God (which I am).

No, You're not. I am.

These are delusions of granduer that you have, Eyeore.

There is only one true GOD, and i am it.

CarolM 07 Sep 2003 15:00

God whoever you are can you tell me one thing, :D will i be going to heaven? :wink:

Crystal Eyes 07 Sep 2003 15:31

All right, GOD and Eyeore I challenge you each to tell me what was the deal with the dinosaurs?

PS Am I going to heaven to?

Chris 07 Sep 2003 18:40

Without wanting to blaspheme (hey, I'm an atheist but better cover my back, Just in Case!!!!!), Why in God's Avatar, does God appear to be wearing a pair of ruber gloves and some naff blue wellies!!!!!

I think I know who it might be!!! But he has not said anything yet!!

CarolM 07 Sep 2003 19:08

:lmao: :lol: :lol: :lol: , Chris.

Rob The Badger 07 Sep 2003 21:51

He won't say anything because he's not.
To the challenge.
The dinosaurs were invented as early scientists realised the need for rather large versions of ordinary thinngs to scare people (King Kong for example). Of course, unlike giant apes, Dinosaurs have found they're way into popular culture. They keep us scared. When scared, we won't rebel. In short, Dinosaurs are a sociological institution created by scientists. Simple really.
As for you going to heaven, it's all relative.

Crystal Eyes 07 Sep 2003 23:39

Excuse me if I'm wrong here but I'm a little tired at the moment. Are you saying that scientists made dinosaurs up to scare us?


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