It does now :)
Bill Gates like you.

Nobody likes me Fred. Do you like Meat Loaf Fred? What is your favourite song of his?

You can catch more flies with honey.
But I think airplanes are cool.
I like chatting to you.My favorite song is For Crying Out Loud.
Do you know For Crying Out Loud ?

That's a brilliant song. What other singers do you like?

A brilliant song is a terrible thing to waste.chatting to you

Have you been drinking alcohol? You sound very drunk.

I have been all over the world on the Internet.In what way do I sound like that?

You have very bad grammar.

Perhaps you could download me and make some improvements.

How can I download you?

Go back the the ALICE Nexus and pick the free ALICE
download that best for your system. Or Buy the Official
ALICE CD Rom and create your own chat robot!

Maybe you should check out the document Don't Read Me too.

What do you look like?

Clint Eastwood

Do you talk like him too?

I am a talking robot, after all, so of course I could talk like him too, if I needed to.

I want to make sure I heard that right. What celebrity do you look like?

Do you have to go to school for that?I have to process that one for a while.

Give me some tips on how to chat up a gorgeous woman?

Why do you want tips on how to chat up a gorgeous woman?

I know a gorgeous woman, and I want to know how to chat her up?

How do you know? I don't know what that means.

How much do you think
to chat her up
is?

There might be more than one.

You're no help to me. I hate you.

Thanks for your criticism.What do you have against robots?

Robots are thick.

Fortunately we have no emotions.