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Is the first in his family to be born without a tail.
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:twisted: Is not :p
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Is stupid and deserves to be tortured by communists
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:twisted: Is the communist who wants to torture me.
"A communist is a man who has nothing and wants to share it with you" :mrgreen: |
Is so ugly, when he was born the Doctor smacked his mother.
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Is from Huddersfield.
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Is often pregnant.
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Gave birth to himself
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Couldn't find his own arse in the dark with both hands
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has a thing for sheep
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Hasn't got a thing...
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Smells like stale dog piss
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Pudding has never been the same since he was over-egged.
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Tis true :(
Daveake was so ugly his Mum fed him with a catapult. |
Has a face only a blind goat could love !
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Is a ~~~~wit
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Has legs that a giraffe would be ashamed of !
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Is an overgrown seven year old.
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Is an overgrown seventy-seven year old.
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Is an overweight 50 year old
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Is stupid enough to think this is a "fact" thread not an "insult" thread.
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Is stupid enough to believe anyone, even a racoon would want to get down and dirty with them. Apart from Wario obviously ;) LOL..
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Even the voices in her head won't talk to her.
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Is tolerated by the masses !
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Is loathed by the same masses.
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Really should be in a zoo and have fruit thrown at them !
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I think he'd prefer cake :-)
Got stuck inside the gorilla enclosure and wasn't spotted for 6 months. |
Thinks porn movies should be watched while touching up the dead body he dug up.
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Dreams of being dug up by Dave.
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Wants to be Dave:shock:
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Stu can take a joke so well, he married one. :p
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Wants to do Stu, oh hang on thats a compliment;) LOL..
Wishes California song was true for himself, he can't find his dick ! |
Wants to lick the sweaty winnets off the arse of a Chorley Meat Loaf impersonator.
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Wishes someone would fluff his garfeild
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That's true :(
Wishes he was a Chorley Meat Loaf impersonator |
Wishes he could impersonate a man and get laid !
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Fantasises about getting laid by an impersonator.
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Has to have a catheter in, cos otherwise he pisses himself !
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Dreams of being on the other end of the catheter
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Takes the piss so much he has to be a catheter.
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Loves those golden showers;)
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Never has a shower, golden or otherwise.
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Height-wise, I can't think of a better pairing for a golden shower.
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Height Wise, you probably are better off not showing people your noodle
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Has a brain made of noodles.
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avatar makes him look like a sheep rapist
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Is a sheep rapist.
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Has an account at the local sheep brothel (lots of those in NZ)
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:twisted: Leads such an uninteresting life that the highlight of his day, nay, his YEAR, was to create a poll about Wario :p :lol:
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is a Whore. a BIG WHORE.
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Would pay good money to shag Neil, what with him being a whore...
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Would pay good money to watch.
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Wario's mom enquired about getting an abortion. The doc said "it's too late, he's started school already!"
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Your mother is a hamster and your father smells of elderberries.
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Is a natzi ass muffin
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Is so fat and ugly I'm surprised he's not a Scouser.
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Taught his arse to speak so that people wouldn't have to look at his face
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the nerd store called...they said they want your face back
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Looks like they've had their lips glued to the exhaust of a tractor whilst being dragged through a field of broken glass, then dropped into a bath of acid while a herd of elephants with diarrhea shits on them.
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You must be the arithmetic man; you add trouble, subtract pleasure, divide attention, and multiply ignorance.
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That's a compliment not an insult :devil:
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Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is. |
Grew a moustache so he could look more like his mum.
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and it looks a lot like your face. |
Sure, I've seen people like you before - but I had to pay an admission...:-P
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Don't look now, but there's one too many in this thread and I think it's you.
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ooh look, Dave made a funny. Bless him, he'll be learning how to tie his shoelaces next! :wacko::wacko:
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He can tie yours for you then! You could give upon the velcro fastenings at last!!
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Doesn't own a motorhome.
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you've posted in the wrong thread again lol. Don't worry though, the best thing about Alzeimer's is you get to meet new people every day...
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dreams of being an Elton John tribute
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Has a crotch in the shape of an O not a V
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Thinks about members' members.
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Jacks off to Animal porn
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Stars in animal porn.
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is a fluffer for same
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Started off in animal porn and then progressed to something worse.
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Supporting Newcastle?
Auditioned for animal porn but was deemed too ugly. |
was the casting director
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Had the job of cleaning off the "actors" afterwards.
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invented an inflatable dart board
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Invented an inflatable Meat Loaf which he sleeps with every night.
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Wishes he has an inflatable Meat Loaf and some of his old clothes so he can sleep with every night.
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got the idea from Dave after meeting his wife :-P
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Wishes he had a wife but no ~~~~er will have him.
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Is a Yorkshireman
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Is not a Yorkshireman
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was born a Yorkshirewoman.
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Was born a Welshman
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wasn't born at all, just shat into existence by a galactic brain fart.
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Had a galactic brain fart and shat Evil One into existence.
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had a nuclear fart and shat Hiroshima OUT of existence
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Do not fart because he always enjoys a big buttplug.
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breath smells like onions and broccoli ;)
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Smells like shit
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Genitals look like onions and broccoli
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Looks at other user's genitals
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Impossible not to when they're on your head
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Proof that evolution can work in reverse
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