hmmmm...........:sherlock:

think i'll have several

good for 120 plus then (on the autobahn of course)

Yeah me too, why the hell not?!

no thoughts

I know somebody who´s visiting me next month :D yippeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!

be more interesting if you didn't know someone who's visiting you next month

Does Germany produce enough red wine???????????????????

no change there then

mean :cry:

I agree....that would have made a terrific unpleasant surprise!!!

but you dont know about it yet, so you dont have to worry

Really didn't expect that ebay auction to go for that cheap

neither did i, i thought the chsib lp was highly desirable, but apparently no one else wanted it.. fine bargain

lol, no chance

where did all the red hankies on ebay go?

Blown away?

The answer, my friend, is blowing in the wind...

The answer is blowing in the wind...

you've used them all... tut tut

*yells a load of expletives

watership down would come as a shock to the animals of farthing wood generation

They white now?

aaah......didnt we miss that? no :p

bright eyes, burning like fire

Dust anyone

and as the dust clears look in my eyes

Hell yes! :mrgreen:

First of all we have a large red wine amount in our cellar, and in case that won´t be enough, I´ve got a big car with lots of space for red wine bottles after a shopping tour through the stores lol

I am so looking forward to my trip next month!!!

me too

oh dear, that wee tiny pie wasnt enough to counter the booze lol

Alias, best show on tv ever

Golden Virginia baccy and whisky duty free will be gratefully received especially when you two find out what I've got you for Wembley!!!!!!!

My request for booze and smokes was ignored!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Shall I have another drink?

Have you found the whiskey i sent you on FaceBook yet?!!

Like I can drink that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So many photos! :panic:

Just seen that Diary Milk ad with the gorilla drumming along to Phil Collins...he looks as passionate about chocolate as I am lol

I saw that the other day when I was cooking, right in the middle of the Jeff Bridges version of King Kong that was on telly at the time - confused the hell out of me, I don't mind telling you!!!

I had a confusing day yesterday, just one of those days I think, I certainly remember beng half way through cooking dinner and asking how the chicken was getting on in the fridge :?

Ohhh I'd forgotten about that little gem :lmao:

got myself a new red hankie today, now the tour can begin! :))

6 weeks and 5 days (for me! :p)

well, if I wanted (in other words had the money) I'd see him next month over here :p

what kinda college is this?
 

i think iv found the most boring college ever! honestly,...all the students want myspace back! ( would be handy wanna know what gigs im filming and stuff...)lordies lordies lordies what am i to do?

anyway Mz Loaf has work to be done...first day back and already a huge pile of home work...


(www.myspace.com/sweet_cherubim if ya wanna add me...)

Snap ... on all counts :p

:shock: Think i am going to be busy making a few cheesecakes soon!

Raspberry for me please, Ali!

Ummm... it was all strawberry lastnight and this morning, you can share the raspberry one with me then ;)

I can live with that...

anybody mentioned strawberries?? :retard:

You can have mine...

If it's not chocolate...it's not a fruit...

why the hell am I tired?

:D

whats a little "hillbilly" mean?

whats the difference between a rucksack and a backpack?

a R,U and S ;)

Little redneck?

which means?

Ummm...unwashed person living in a caravan with no education and married to his sister and his uncle is his father? Something like that?

not good then lol

And then, of course, if it's a "little"...might be that he is just wearing polyester leisure suit and missing a few teeth in the front replaced with metal ones?

Well, the key word is a "little"...so maybe not so bad...

thats not the key word, anyway, i'll make a note of that, many thanks.

I hope nobody called you THAT...cause you're definitely not THAT...

or maybe just a midget :p

And maybe you should do some homework, eh?

wot?? even more to look forward to??? :shock: uuuh now I really want to know!!!!!!
You won´t tell, willl you? :saint:


Oh wait, I have something for you too :raspberry:

still on constant holidays since April (but not for long anymore, just a month left)

Enjoy that...THAT doesn't usually last...

God I need a dishwasher

Get yourself a woman.

(stands back and awaits the reaction)

ok here's your reaction:

That's what I said in the first place! :))

Good idea!!!

So you can do HER dishes too!!!

so its september the 11th

well spotted

It is...

It certainly is.

yep

:sherlock: .... phew, what a relief...

that's done then, next appointment tomorrow at 11

Have to see shrink every day now, eh? Poor...

I've been hanging out here a year today!!!

Newbie status gone, now an official oldie!!!!!!!

Congratulations!!!

What would we have done without you?

(Thanks to Michael I finally figured out what you've posted...:lmao:)

Darn my internet!!! Grrrr

So am i an ex newbie or an nearly newbie!!!

open the door and lay down on the bed

she said NO!

sore bloody shoulder :(

Back to reality :(

RJ , your chat up lines are something else...have they ever worked?!:D

no not really lol

That is correct...RJ forgot to mention to take off all the clothes in between coming in and laying down on the bed...

Stupid ******* *** *****, did she not think to look before doing a u turn on a major road!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Are you ok??? :shock:

What are you doing online ;)

Hope everythings ok :( Women drivers eh :?

She probably wasn't expecting a giant bumble bee with attitude coming up (probably very fast) behind her!!!

Nope, back to the hospital in the morning for more xrays and a proper cast, I'm in better condition than the bike though.

I am so sorry, Michael...

Is bike gone or you can fix it?

And what is broken? Leg?

Ouch!!

Hope everything is fixable and doesn't hurt too much Michael!

Ohh hell, hope you're OK Michael, I shall leave you and Andy to mourn over the bike :?