A word of caution...

My husband did exactly the same thing a year or two ago, and started the winding up, "you'll never guess", "I bet you'd love to know", etc etc...

I went snooping about two weeks before Christmas, and I managed to find out what he'd got me... it was the best present ever, (my CBT, led to me getting the big beastie) but you wouldn't believe the number of people who told me off for finding out...

Lucy, if you go snooping and find out, you'll neve hear the end of the ear bashing - I've not gone snooping since, birthdays or Christmas...

And Andy, if she goes snooping and finds out, you'll have to buy something else to be a surprise!

:silence::silence::silence:

ffs, all 5 consecutive nights are sold out, damn it

getting the z5 charged up, for a blast from the past

so, i have an opertunity to work in england till december.. living outta hotels etc. could i cope in england???? and could england cope with me???

:lmao:

Snooping won't help as it's not recognisable in it's current form :))

huh?? snooping for your christmas gift to me??

Where in England? You could hang out with us more than once a year!!

where in england is a good question, i dunno, will be all over the place is all i know.. hence living outta hotels till christmas

You could be the first MLUKFC member to tour the country without a tour happening!!

house was very different tonight, the bit i saw anyway

i would do anything for love, but i wont do that

Thats what i'd do if i was rich i'd live in a hotel!!!

i thought you did, hotel samcat

unfortunately i cant ring down for room service here!!

poor, you should sort it out

I know the service here is rubbish!!

Betty shouldn't you be in bed by now?!!

Your personal butler is arriving tomorrow :mrgreen:

Alright, last post for tonight...
Off to London in a few hours :weee: :cheer:

Nitey nite!!

Goodnight see you tomorrow!!!! Yippee!!!

Yep, I should!
and I will be... in 5 minutes. Promise! :-)
(since when is packing so exhausting??)

See ya later

At least you can relax on the plane ha ha!!

Not sure if I should like Sir Paul's Dance Tonight song but I do.

Michael do you know?! :shock: :panic: Do you?!?!

For the record there's no chance of me snooping - if I was meant to see it it would be left out for me to find :up:

MICHAEL DO YOU KNOW?! :p

All I did was advise as to which company provided the best service, beyond that my knowledge is severely limited.

Hmmm...very curious! Is it Christmas yet?! :p

My biggest concern is that if this present to me really is mega then mine to him will have to be as good if not better!!

Or... you build it up to be so wonderful in your head that when reality comes, you're dissapointed :lol:

Nah I don't think I'd be disappointed, he's got me very well sussed on pressies! :p

Of course the most annoying this is that we go through all this on the run up to Christmas, and then three weeks later it's my Birthday, followed by Andy's 9 days later! :lol:

People may think they know, but they don't know anywhere near as much as they think they know. :))

Awwwwwwwwwwww, I was enjoying the wind up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I still am :))

Why is it when youre on a tight housework schedule planes land half an hour early!!

I guess I'm not going to Madrid today. :(

It's a stripper!!!

Nice one!!!

poor, why not?

i hadn't confirmed my services

Guess he didn't get his license on time...

The passport office couldn't get in touch with my reference so they've sent out a new application form! Was meant to be flying now but never mind - I'm going out to get pi*hed now anyway :-)

Well, have a good time....and when you're pished...everything looks like Madrid anyway...

Who's here?
I'm here :D Survived the flight and Samcat made me feel like I was at home from the very first second I got here....Yippeeee :cheer:

ellen foley still looks amazing

Yippee!!! Betty arrived safely and we've had a lovely evening eating drinking and catching up!!!

And organising what we're gonna do for the next 4 days!!

Hello to both of you!!!

When ya'll coming to America?

We're thinking about it!! We looked at all the May photos again and agreed how much we missed you

I miss you all too...very much so...

:-)Thank you for that, I was feeling pretty sorry for myself but you're right -
I had a great time tonight even though I wasn't in Spain.

You're a diamond Zina! :-)

Very rough diamond...:lmao:

I came here actually to ask you if this place reminds you of Madrid...just make background dark grey and gold and off to Spain you go...perfect...

this parmo is really nice

In my eyes a diamond is still a diamond, rough or not!;)

And I've never been to Spain (or does it look like I will soon) so, who knows?
But thanks for the thought !:-)

Well...thank you, kind sir...

And as to me...let's see...

Oh yes...I haven't been to Spain either!!!!

But hey...there is always tomorrow...

Poor Samcat is at work right now, so I'll start my little bit of walking around in London on my own...

Is there actually enough red wine left for tonight? :mrgreen:

to the rough diamond:
It's true, we really miss you!!

Ohhh a parmo...it's been far too long!! Can't get them down here! :(

Despite the fact that I apparently don't say the word Parmo in a common enough accent :p There's a kitchen over there and we could always have our own home made ones :p

need for speed on the 3do is still an awesome game

I should change my handle, eh?

Miss you, guys, too...one of these centuries...

I still don't know what a Parmo is!

That makes two of us although I do recall a few people trying to explain it to me...

I am guessing it's something we call in America Parmegiano???

Sounds sort of the same...

isn't the parmo a part of the hando? :p

Don't be silly...i'ts palmo not parmo...:roll::lol:

don't think i've ever been as wet with my clothes on before

The London Eye was so great!!!
Can I do it again please but just without the queuing! :mrgreen:

I hate to think... :lol:

I would totally rather think of wet Jonty than going to work tomorrow...:(

I would rather go back to work 2 weeks early than think of wet Jonty! :lol:
No offence meant Jonty ;):lol:

Can we take up a collection to buy Jonty a mackintosh?

Good idea but let's do a poll first.:D

Preferred colour perhaps???

And it'll be fun:D

Do you get pink macs?:lol:

With matching wellies?

Whoa, pushing the boat out a bit! We'll have to see if we can raise that sort of cash first :lol:

Maybe we can set up a cake stall outside Woolies or something?

It depends on who's baking. I'd end up poisoning people if it was left to me.:oops:
(By mistake though, I wouldn't do that on purpose :lol:)

Then we best scrap the cake stall. I can't boil water.

Well, if you hated your job like I hate mine...

Bloody hiccups!

No work tomorrow... Day off :cheer:

getting kicked in the nuts really hurts!!!!! (as i found out today)

You should mount the horse....never mind...:oops:

wasn't a horse that did it, was a ginger person

Horse...ginger person...advice is still the same...see above...

Unless it was a male ginger person...that would require kick back into the same area...

it was a male ginger person

Male ginger people who kick other people below the waist should be tortured unmercifully!!!

Why the heck would he do it to you anyway?

Good question:??:

probably cause i sang really loudly if your ginger and you know it, clap your hands

next time i'll make sure i'm standing further away, if i decide to do it again

But did he clap the hands at least??? :shock:

I mean...kicking you and THEN not clapping hands is just rude in my opinion...

Just don't tell him to stomp his feet next time...you never know what he will stomp them on...

he kicked as i clapped lol

And that's just weird now...why did YOU clap the hands?

Should have kept them in front of you know what...

ive just realised where i went wrong

no no offence was used

Well, that might land you in the hot water so to speak...is that how you got so wet the other day?

nah, successful world record attempt was why i got soaked

Got all the way to London swimming???

kinda, i was outta the country

Superspy strikes again, eh?

nah

Man of a few words...

look at them now

nothing at all