hi all hope you have all had a good day, :wink: mine was ok, :D just gonna stay on here relax and unwind. :wink:

er, original, a little red cross is showing...

heeeeee buuuuuumped meeee agaaaain....... :bicker:

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not here it aint

any one know how to get chewing gum out of peoples hair without cutting it, as six year old little girl has got it all gunked up in her hair :roll:

Rub peanut butter into it.

Trust me it really does work!!

Yuck. :wtf:
/me thinks about adding something about Peanut Butter Perversion to the rules.

Peanut butter???? 8O


Patricia
... peanut butter pervert! 8O

hat rule would have my full support and enforcement R.

Marmite is a far better spread to have a perversion about :twisted:

no,no, no, chocolate spread is a lot better, fattening but better, only it makes one hell of a mess, and is very hard to get of certain places :twisted: so it means you have to put in more effort :wink:

All this talk of spread perversions has reminded me of the classic joke about

How does a Welshman improve his grilfriends taste?

Use Mint Sauce!!!!! :lol:

Ewwwwwwwwwwww Chris ....... gross but funny :lol: :lol:

*wanders to Mr. Whippy van clutching bag of 50p's in search of orange ice lollies* ..... they work for hang overs as does Irn Bru Juice :P :P

Get me a 99 while your at it!

And don't get R one. He keeps on bumping my ice creams and making me drop them. :D

Okay you want raspberry sauce with that or choccie sprinkles :lol: :lol:

and no Ice Cream for R as he keeps making you drop yours by bumping you :evil:

Can i have an oyster????

Why :twisted:

Yep, sure anyone else want anything while i'm in the queue :??:

Just BECAUSE....

Okay ... that's a good enough reason to want an oyster but if you get a pearl in it ..... it's mine ok :P :P

Has anyone seen my camel?

One hump or two coz there's one running around my street just now :lol:

In the zoo. Didn't know it was yours Andy.

Good enough reason for me :wink:

Maria