:shock: !!!!!!!
You´ve got some stories jonty!!!

thats not the half of them, its a beautiful '68 mk2 cooper, and its parked outside right now.. but its not mine sadly

Never mind RJ, the future ain't what it used to be...

No, it isn't..... It hasn't looked this great in years ;) :D

whatever happened to that thread where everyone was just posting lyircs...line by line....forgot its name

Couldn't have thought it better myself Ankie :D

Okay, now I'm cross... give me a specific message and stick to it for once, would you?

your all very boring tonight, no offence to any boring people

I am so pissed it's actually funny! Been to karoke tonight did dead ringer with the missus and you took the words. There were 5 meat songs played someone did paradise and was very good then someone did bat and sucked! Then someone murdered 2 out of 3 but it was good fun anyway.
Just building up to the tour can't wait isn't life so good at the minute i think i willl piss the neighbours off and put bad attitude full blast i hope everyone else had a goodnight and take care!

Also i see Glenn has been sacked, Sven will be the next Toon manager you heard it here first.

I'm sat here with a drunken Monstro!! He says its not cos of Glenn but i dont believe him!!!

No not Sven we want Big Sam cos he looks like Meat!!

No we don't want Sam ''long ball'' Allerdyce! I was told this two weeks ago Sven is the new manager!

Pass the smelling salts Monstro said Sven God help us just before he passed out!!

Lol i would love to see Keegan and Shearer but i think i really have had to much too drink now. lol

So has Freddie if he thinks that Sven is the answer!!

great.. I´m ill... and I can´t think of any worse time for being ill at the moment :(

I was thinking the exact same thing Betty....

Seeing Maet THIS WEEK!

Who's got my head?

Had it at some point last night but not sure where I left it...............

think it might be where mine is mate!

If you find yours could you keep a hold of mine, I'll pick it up Saturday, cheers m8

Likewise!

no problem

Emma's just got up and is the embodyment of the phrase that thou should not polish off the red wine and the vodka then have a bash at Monstro's whisky!!!!

I wish there were a miracle hangover cure!

I've woken up with a Sven nightmare running!!!

AAARGH!!!!
Hate him, hate him, hate him!!!
That´s just not fair!:evil: :bicker:

I'd happily trade my footballing nightmare for yours ...

Sven Geordie Eriksson, lol

I've just reset my preferences to show oldest first. It now reads from top to bottom instead of from bottom to top. Feels really uncomfortable. Perhaps I should change it back. :? Nawww.. I'll give it a few days see if I can get accustomed to it.

I love Judge Judy.... she doesn't take any nonsense!

There can't possibly be this much stuff to pack :shock:

Oh great ... I'm getting a new kitchen sink by the sounds of it :))

First exam done, German.....quite have a good feeling

3 left

Still hate him...
and I need help here!!
Too much to do... think I´ll just stay here until tomorrow morning :roll:

Oh I need sleep zzzzzzzzzzz

How on earth do these people expect you to find a fax machine at half past four ona bank holiday?

ahh that´s the way how to finish work at regular time!
you just gotta be ill... well that´s easy

heart attack :shock: :drool: :heart:
Oh boy...breathe Betty, breathe!!!!

got a mad headache

great
doc says it´s a tonsillitis ... ok
doc also says I should take antibiotics ... fine, whatever he says
and doc says he wants to sign me off work ... noooo way :nope:

there should be more bank holidays in the year

yeah we should adopt the French attitude to holidays!!

You should all get American Holidays...maybe we have like...ummm...5???

But at least we know their names...bwahahahahahahahaahaha...

Zina! I packed all my clothes and shoes! :yay:

Zina! I've got to the lift the bags!! :angst:

think of your back, bend your knees when lifting, or borrow a forklift

lol ... was thinking of how it will affect the handling of the car with all that extra weight in the back

i thought lucy was going in the front lol

Oi! That's my t'other half your casting aspertions about ... Belfast isn't far enough away to be safe :lmao:

ANDY!!!!

LUCY!!!

I am just DELIGHTED with your news!!!

I, on the other hand...didn't do anything yet...except misplace already put away "safely" things...

Michael, whatever you have is contagious...

lol, your not going to the dublin gig r u?

Oh...before I forget...HOW???? :shock:

We've hired a skip

I was more interested in how many suitcases...you don't think I will worry about your back and knees, do you???

OK...let me worry about Andy's back and knees...*VERY WORRIED*...

Alright...done worrying...

Lucy, how many pairs of shoes????

12 pairs of shoes and boots :up:

And Jonty....dearest....we're at BOTH Dublin shows :twisted:

:shock:

Ummm...for how many days???

*cringes and cringes*

I counted only 6 that I want to bring...and have to cut THAT in like...HALF...but I did buy yet another new suitcase...bigger than the other big one...

I feel naked and barefoot...:(

thats ok then, i'm not, but is 100 miles a safe enough distance??

12 pairs of shoes and knee highs isn't bad for the whole UK tour! Very proud of myself! They include the most fabulous red stilettoes ever!

stilettoes, are they from dangermouse?

*Blinks*...

:(

Oh well...I should have packed THAT box (;) ) with more stuff, shouldn't I???

I am sure those are dangerous...don't you worry...

I have used something from THAT box daily I hope you know!

:shock:

What was there to use daily???

You all startle me...I am old and...ummm...how should I put...not in my own senses...not in anybody else's either...and I just get...shocked and confused...EASILY...

girly stuff, lost me...

The red and black thing with writing on...

We could be there and back easily on the day off ...

Didn't send you a thong, did I??? :oops: :lmao:

LMAO no! Much bigger

Granny pants???

Nah, seriously...what you have described complete resembles thongs that they sell at Victoria Secret...I had a great visual for a moment there...

Next time, eh? ;)

I just had absolutely brilliant idea...

what if I put all my jackets one on top of the other for the plane? And THEN...put two pairs of shoes at once???

That should save me some space???

bring 1 pair of shoes and you'll have plenty of space

Victoria Secret...I should have specified :lmao:

Sounds like you're gonna have to wear a lot of layers on the plane...!

And match Lucy's 12???

You don't know women at all, do you??? :wtf: :lmao:

To be fair Zina I won't be wearing all 12 at once, so no-one will know

Yeah...I am actually seriously contemplating it...I was going to wear rain jacket anyway...even if it's 80 degrees here...now I am thinking...a sweater, sweatshirt and another jacket underneath...that's not much, is it?

does anyone? your all strange creatures that cant park lol

I am kidding, Luce...I am trying to figure out how to make 4 that I want to bring for the entire stay into 2...problem of the day...that's why i am not even packing...just thinking about it...

Oh yeah???

And if I just now opened my mouth and said what YOU people can't do...first of all...would be bigger than War and Peace...and THEN I would be banned...

I had no choice on packing - I've only got an hour to myself tomorrow and then leave on Wednesday so has to be done!

theres nothing WE cant do, when we can be bothered.. meanwhile, great snooker tonight

EXACTLY...and since your lot NEVER can be bothered...read between the lines...

Hey...I haven't even realized that people are leaving already...keep in touch!!!

Apart from all the people who read this thread ...

:lmao: How to freak Zina out in one easy lesson - well done Andy!

congrats lucy on reaching the fantastic post no. 2666

Oh Lucy...if you just knew how REALLY freaked out I am...:(

For many many various reasons...

Yesterday I was firmly of the opinion that I am not coming...today...so-so...

*raises hand timidly*

I was only going to wear my normal black shoes for Wembley and maybe a pair of comfy trainers for the driving. Should i be concerned that i don't need more shoes?

And should i be even more concerned that Susie's and my luggages for a week appear to be less combined than Lucy or Zina's?

No Chris, be selfishly smug, not concerned.

OK.

In that case, we have room in my motor for me and Susie, both our luggages, some other bits and pieces and a Neil and Zina!
*smug face*

jimmy white playing alex higgins tomorrow, that would be worth watching

are you doing the odyssey gig lucy/andy?

Nah sadly, we're missing that one Jonty.

It still seems a shame to miss only one...

poor, still, think your gonna busy enough this next month

i think you should try and get some tickets, strange things happen at meats belfast shows... he's prone to performing fcol lol

c'mon, you know you want to

Stop right there!! :bicker: