body suddenly froze because he'd seen.........

the best before date on the butter......

i'm gettin really worried about where this is goin 8O ,and no,that's not the next line of the story :lmao:

1912 :!:

The butter bagan to turn green. . .

and began to ooze......

slithering off his body on to the

..the new garden path, which had just been laid by...

Dr Frank n Further in his shiny new heels

at that point the gnome lost his interest in sex whatsover. In stead he went to

put the gnome back from whence it came and he found...

surprise surprise - the inflateable sheep together with a pair of velcro gloves and

butter which has the best before date 1912 on his butt. But how could he be alive?

Was this for real? Was this a dream? Things were getting so confusing!

" I need another drink" said the gnome :twisted:

Make mine a Tequilla said the gnome

As he searched for the tequilla he heard an urgent knocking on the front door........

as he heard it he realised that he hadn't paid his phone bill for months, having spent all his money on tequllia and inflatable sheep

They were coming to cut off his phone...

but that was the least of his worries, out of the window he could see.......

...a tornado off in the distance...

. . .and Zorro riding a donkey, wearing an "I Hate Gnomes" T-Shirt. . .

and singing the donkey serenade. However he also carrying a bottle of tequilla and a

large, oddly shaped parcel, neatly wrapped in brown paper and string,resembling a............

...pitchfork... :lol:

Meanwhile the tornado had picked up a cow on the way. . .