Smells so bad that when someone said he had BO he thought it was a compliment.

When he smiles, people think he is pulling a face

Couldn't insult his way through the skin of a rice pudding

Eats rice pudding with Couch Potatos juices mixed in it

Eat's Pudding's juices with rice

Swallows Egg whole.

Swallows:shock:

Loves Couch Potato

Doesn't know who Couch Potato is

Even though he doesn't know who Couch Potato is, he'd still like to make a hole and fill it with butter

is so ugly that when he was born they put tinted windows on the incubator

Is so ugly, he got barred from entering an Ugly Competition for obviously being a professional.

you're so ugly, you have to Trick or Treat by telephone!

Is so ugly he's known as John Merricks ugly relative.

You have no pubes cause you like to have sex with hair munching turtles

Is a hair munching turtle

Is A boob sucking baby!

Got sacked from a job at a confectioneries packing fudge because he kept using the tradesman's entrance on bourneville boulevard.

Fantasizes about having sex with Boy George

Have had sex with Boy George many times.

Cant tell if they are a raccoon or a hippo

Have had intimate relations with multiple raccoons and hippos.

Is the hippo WarioLoaf has had intimate relations with

Have only forced himself onto donkeys, so he is a little bit jealous...

Is a moldy sock devouring Fudge-Packer