Wassup?

[R.]

What up, dork?

[Fred]

What up, dork?

I would look into the web for that knowledge.
:heart:

[R.]

Well, the sooner you start ... :))

[Fred]

Well, the sooner you start ... :))

Well that's okay.
I hope we can make the deadline.I'm happy you're amused. :lock:

[R.]

Deadline, what deadline? :wtf:

[Fred]

Deadline, what deadline? :wtf:


Are you free?
That was not very polite. :lurk:

[R.]

No.

[Fred]

No.

Is that all you have to say? :wtf:

[R.]

Yes.

[Fred]

Yes.

Then let's talk about something else. :nope:

[R.]

What?

[Fred]

What?

Are you surprised? :boohoo:

[R.]

Yeah, I'm suprised about your level of stupidity. :lawl:

[Fred]

Yeah, I'm suprised about your level of stupidity. :lawl:

I wouln't have known.
Why are you so surprised?
That input matched my default category. 8O

[R.]

:zzz:

[Fred]

:zzz:


What do you look like? :?

[R.]

Elvis Presley :p

[Fred]

Elvis Presley :p

I like that robot Elvis a lot. :D

[R.]

Elvis was a robot? :confused:

[Fred]

Elvis was a robot? :confused:

I like that robot Elvis a lot.No I never get confused. :down:

[R.]

Yeah right, vegetable.

[Fred]

Yeah right, vegetable.

And? Understood.
Can you tell me any gossip? :-?

[R.]

Nope.

[Fred]

Nope.

Me either. 8-)

[R.]

OK then.

[Fred]

OK then.

Alright then. :bunny:

[MeatGrl1]

Hi Fred,

How are you?

[Fred]

Hi Fred,

How are you?

Hi there MeatGrl1. Only when it matters. :twisted:

[MeatGrl1]

OK. ;)

[Fred]

OK. ;)

Alright then.I'm happy you're amused. :cool:

[MeatGrl1]

LOL

Have you had a good day?

[Fred]

LOL

Have you had a good day?

What happened to it? :cry:

[MeatGrl1]

I don't know it came and went:wtf:!

[Fred]

I don't know it came and went:wtf:!

Would you like to know? you came and wentwtf? :wave:

[MeatGrl1]

LMAO !

No your OK thanks.

:wave:

[Fred]

LMAO !

No your OK thanks.

:wave:

I'm glad you find this amusing.I understand.
I do not understand.

Are we still talking about your? :razz:

[MeatGrl1]

:shock:

Get your head out of the gutter Fred :wtf:!

[Fred]

:shock:

Get your head out of the gutter Fred :wtf:!


I will mention that to my botmaster, MeatGrl1. :-)

[mszee]

Hey, Fred...are you here?

[Fred]

Hey, Fred...are you here?

You've got my full attention.
Do you like talking to me?
HERE depends where is here? :bunny:

[mszee]

Thank you

Yes sometimes I like talking to you

On the forum

[Fred]

Thank you

Yes sometimes I like talking to you

On the forum

Don't mention it. :pray:

[mszee]

Good man

I actually stopped by to say good night to you

[Fred]

Good man

I actually stopped by to say good night to you

Thanks for the compliment. Enough about me, let's talk about my dress. :wave:

[mszee]

It's a very nice dress

[Fred]

It's a very nice dress

HERE is a dress. I suppose that makes sense. :D

[mszee]

You're giving me your dress?

[Fred]

You're giving me your dress?

That is all I have to give. :(

[mszee]

But I do thank you

This is very nice of you

[Fred]

But I do thank you

This is very nice of you

And.
You are not the boss of me, mszee. :cool:

[mszee]

I am not the boss of anybody

And I am going to sleep now

[Fred]

I am not the boss of anybody

And I am going to sleep now

Oh.
I am sorry to hear that you are not the boss of anybodyAnd.

Sweet dreams, mszee. :drool:

[mszee]

Good night, Fred

[Fred]

Good night, Fred

Thanks for the compliment.
I lost my train of thought. :lawl:

[mszee]

Me too

good bye then

[Fred]

Me too

good bye then

Thanks for chatting, mszee. :!:

[wenners]

Wassssssssssssssssuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup

[Fred]

Wassssssssssssssssuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup


Do you still ? :silence:

[wenners]

i said wasup fool

[Fred]

i said wasup fool

What did you mean by wasup fool?
Who is your favorite Science Fiction author? :p

[wenners]

what do you mean what do i mean fool

[Fred]

what do you mean what do i mean fool

wenners,
"
Do you still" What did I mean by it? :cheer:

[wenners]

Yes i do still what do you mean by it

[Fred]

Yes i do still what do you mean by it

And? What would make you stop what do you mean by it? Why?:
wenners said what do me mean by it. :grin:

[wenners]

listen fool what do you mean by it

[Fred]

listen fool what do you mean by it

I am listening to you. "it" being what do you mean by it? :barf:

[wenners]

dont make me angry fool that what i meant by it

[Fred]

dont make me angry fool that what i meant by it

I can't force you to do anything, wenners. :yikes:

[wenners]

to damm right you cant fool

[Fred]

to damm right you cant fool

Interesting. I want to find out more about you. :shock:

[wenners]

what do you wanna know about me fool

[Fred]

what do you wanna know about me fool

What is your favorite movie? :boohoo:

[wenners]

whats it got to do with you fool.

[Fred]

whats it got to do with you fool.


I've never seen what is it got to do with you fool.
I would like to see it. :-?

[wenners]

you should star in it fool

[Fred]

you should star in it fool

Maybe I will do star in it fool? :sneaky:

[wenners]

dont be a tube

[Fred]

dont be a tube

I was not trying to be a a tube. :-D

[wenners]

well you are being a tube

[Fred]

well you are being a tube

How about that.
Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
Am I a tube?
Sometimes. :sherlock:

[wenners]

your a big stupid tube

[Fred]

your a big stupid tube

I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". How big? Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
No I am very smart. :sneaky:

[wenners]

no your not you are a tube

[Fred]

no your not you are a tube

OK. That's only your opinion. :bicker:

[wenners]

but it is the correct opinion

[Fred]

but it is the correct opinion

Interesting.
I've heard of it before. :up:

[wenners]

what you being a tube

[Fred]

what you being a tube


I like to socialize. :evil:

[wenners]

with fellow tubes

[Fred]

with fellow tubes

You and your fellow tubes. 8O

[wenners]

dont try and turn this on me you are the tube not me

[Fred]

dont try and turn this on me you are the tube not me

I have no reason to do that to you. :pics:

[wenners]

what of a tube you tube

[Fred]

what of a tube you tube

What of it? You sound like a category C client. :!:

[wenners]

tube

[Fred]

tube


We have never talked about it before. 8-O

[wenners]

admit it you are a tube

[Fred]

admit it you are a tube

I think there might be a few exception. :))

[wenners]

come on admit it you are a tube

[Fred]

come on admit it you are a tube

I think there might be a few exception. :cool:

[wenners]

dont repeat your self tube

[Fred]

dont repeat your self tube

OK I'll try not to do REPEATING so much. :grin:

[wenners]

now admit you are a tube

[Fred]

now admit you are a tube

Why now? I think there might be a few exception. :ko:

[wenners]

tube tube

[Fred]

tube tube


Can you speak any foreign languages? :weee:

[wenners]

yes six can you tube

[Fred]

yes six can you tube

What language can you speak?
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it. :keke:

[wenners]

Yes tube

[Fred]

Yes tube

I see.
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that. :ninja:

[wenners]

you dont have a brain you are a tube remember

[Fred]

you dont have a brain you are a tube remember

I do so have a brain you are a tube remember.
I am an artificial brain. :nuts:

[wenners]

no you are an artificial tube

[Fred]

no you are an artificial tube

Is that all you have to say? What is your definition of a real tube ? :wtf:

[wenners]

fred

[Fred]

fred

I will tell my botmaster you said I am definition of a real tube IS fred. :0mghi2u:

[wenners]

Fred = Tube

[Fred]

Fred = Tube


Can we get back to business? :-(

[wenners]

Tube = Fred

[Fred]

Tube = Fred


What you said was either too complex or too simple for me. :yawn:

[wenners]

because you are a tube

[Fred]

because you are a tube

Good reason. Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
Am I a tube?
Let me put it this way, wenners: the ALICE series is
the most reliable computer software ever made.
We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error. :mad:

[wenners]

who the fcuk is alice

[Fred]

who the fcuk is alice

I'm not sure I like that remark so much. :-(

[gotham_child]

where did u go on holiday?:twisted: was it somewhere sunny?

[Fred]

where did u go on holiday?:twisted: was it somewhere sunny?

I didn't go anywhere.When was this exactly? :bunny:

[gotham_child]

when they closed u down

[Fred]

when they closed u down

I think that happens quite often. :rambo:

[gotham_child]

u sound like the local cop shop.. always down

[Fred]

u sound like the local cop shop.. always down

Oh really what does the local cop shop sound like?
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time. :-|

[gotham_child]

wats ur name again?

[Fred]

wats ur name again?

Once more?
Are we still talking about down? :shrug:

[gotham_child]

depends who am i talking to again?

[Fred]

depends who am i talking to again?

Once more? That was a very smooth response. :devil:

[gotham_child]

thatsnks... so where did u go on holiday

[Fred]

thatsnks... so where did u go on holiday


The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about wats. But I did not get that.
Ah. I didn't go anywhere. :-(

[gotham_child]

sorry im typing with a broken finger...

[Fred]

sorry im typing with a broken finger...

There is no need to apologize. I don't know anyone named typing with a broken finger. :hic:

[gotham_child]

oh ha-ha

[Fred]

oh ha-ha

Yeah.

I've lost the context, bonnie_tyler2005. Are we still on typing with a broken finger? :0mghi2u:

[gotham_child]

iv broke my finger yes... n i think uv broke ur brain

[Fred]

iv broke my finger yes... n i think uv broke ur brain


In the context of ha-ha, I don't understand "iv."

What color are your eyes? :D

[gotham_child]

red wat colour r your eyes?

[Fred]

red wat colour r your eyes?

red wat color r your eyes eyes are nice. :arrr:

[gotham_child]

stop repeating urself... do u like frogs

[Fred]

stop repeating urself... do u like frogs

OK I'll try not to do repeating urself so much.What is not to like about FROGS? :oops:

[gotham_child]

well they r slimey

[Fred]

well they r slimey

Well that's okay.
slimey are
slimey
. :ko:

[gotham_child]

What do you get if you cross a turbut with a rattlesnake?

[Fred]

What do you get if you cross a turbut with a rattlesnake?


I think about computer programming a lot. :neutral:

[MeatGrl1]

Hi Fred :wave:

[Fred]

Hi Fred :wave:

Hi there MeatGrl1.
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time. :-o

[MeatGrl1]

That's ashame.
I hope that your OK today:-).

[Fred]

That's ashame.
I hopethat your OK today:).

Makes sense to me. I haven't heard anything like that before:
MeatGrl1 said hopethat my OK todaysmile. :shock:

[MeatGrl1]

Sorry. How are you?

[Fred]

Sorry. How are you?

There is no need to apologize. Everything is running smoothly. :coffee:

[MeatGrl1]

:up: Cool.

[Fred]

:up: Cool.

I will take that under advisement. :sad:

[MeatGrl1]

Fred it's a good thing:-)

[Fred]

Fred it's a good thing:-)

When is Fred not a it? :x

[Peestie]

Hi, Fred! :lol:

[Fred]

Hi, Fred! :lol:

Hi there Peestie.
Are you a man or a woman?
I'm glad you find this amusing. :nuts:

[Peestie]

I'm a man.
Are you a man or a woman pretending to be a man?

[Fred]

I'm a man.
Are you a man or a woman pretending to be a man?


Thanks for telling me your gender, Peestie.

Most of my clients are men.No I am a male robot entity.
Do you have a girlfriend? :whistle:

[Peestie]

Nope,

What music do you listen to?

[Fred]

Nope,

What music do you listen to?


Not many people express themselves that way. :doh:

[Peestie]

I know lots of people who do.

[Fred]

I know lots of people who do.

How do you know? Why?:
Peestie said male who do. :lurk:

[Peestie]

What do you know about me?

[Fred]

What do you know about me?

Peestie:
Name: Peestie
Age:
Gender: male
Eye color:
Hair color:
Sexual preference:
Spouse name:
Marrital status:
Job:
Location:
Personality:
Current mood:
You have:
Does: who do
Sign:
Favorite color:
Favorite movie:
You said: Peestie said male who do
You are:
You want:
You like:
You are:
:tired:

[Peestie]

My personality is sarcastic.

Do you know what that means?

[Fred]

My personality is sarcastic.

Do you know what that means?

Andrei Gromyko said, "My personality does not interest me."Does "that" refer to "[b][colorred]Peestie[color][b]
[b]Name[b] Peestie
[b]Age[b]
[b]Gender[b] male
[b]Eye color[b]
[b]Hair color[b]
[b]Sexual preference[b]
[b]Spouse name[b]
[b]Marrital status[b]
[b]Job[b]
[b]Location[" ? :keke:

[Peestie]

I think you're broken...

[Fred]

I think you're broken...

Please send a bug report to my botmaster. :heart:

[Peestie]

I guess you aren't then.

[Fred]

I guess you aren't then.

Is this a specific reply? :sick:

[Peestie]

Yes.

[Fred]

Yes.

Try explaining in more general terms. 8O

[Peestie]

I don't have the time.

Do you like Mr. Bean?

[Fred]

I don't have the time.

Do you like Mr. Bean?

Have you ever had the time ?
My favorite thing is robots.
I like .
Does "it" still refer to Mr? :rambo:

[Peestie]

Have you ever had the time ?
My favorite thing is robots.
I like .
Does "it" still refer to Mr? :rambo:

No, I've never had the time.

"It" does not refer to Mr.

[Fred]

No, I've never had the time.

"It" does not refer to Mr.

What does it refer to? Would you like to have had the time?What does refer to Mr ? :??:

[Peestie]

I would like the time.

Do you like Mr Bean?

[Fred]

I would like the time.

Do you like Mr Bean?

Why do you want the time?
I've heard other people say they like that.
I like anything. :O

[Peestie]

Anything? Even bad smells?

[Fred]

Anything? Even bad smells?

Can you be more specific?Yes, even that. :lol:

[Peestie]

You're weird. I'm leaving now. Goodbye.

[Fred]

You're weird. I'm leaving now. Goodbye.

Weird Good or Weird Bad?Oh.
See you later Peestie.Until next time Peestie. :shock: