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R.
09 Apr 2006, 19:22
... then post a new statement to misquote.

Example:
I like pie.
I hate pie.



What a great thread this is.

L96
09 Apr 2006, 19:36
What a great thread this is.

What great bread this is!

R.
09 Apr 2006, 19:41
What great bread this is!
What bad breathe this is.

I like pie.

L96
09 Apr 2006, 19:46
I like pie.

I drink pies.

What a cold and rainy day.

SW31
10 Apr 2006, 00:17
I drink pies.

What a cold and rainy day.

what a hot & dry day


i hate mondays

L96
10 Apr 2006, 00:38
I hate Moondays.

Volvo drivers are damn dangerous.

Heli
10 Apr 2006, 01:59
Smart car drivers are damn dangerous


*cough cough* bored *cough cough*

Rob The Badger
10 Apr 2006, 02:01
*cough cough* horde *cough cough*

I'm tired of fighting mongooses

Heli
10 Apr 2006, 02:13
i'm tired of sexing mongoose

Sing and shout it, tell the world about it

AndyK
10 Apr 2006, 11:30
Snog and shove it, sell the worm to stop it

The sirens are screaming and the fires are howling

Keab42
10 Apr 2006, 21:33
These i wrens are screening and the fires are how ling?

Thats one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind.

AndrewG
10 Apr 2006, 23:13
Thats one snail stepping on man, one giant leaps over my kite.

Do you wanna go all the way tonight?

AndyK
11 Apr 2006, 09:32
Don't you want to go away tonight?


Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps please

R.
11 Apr 2006, 21:01
Two barrels of lager and a straw please

Patience is a virtue.

shadow1000001
11 Apr 2006, 22:25
Patients don't have virtue.


A kiss is a terrible thing to waste......

mszee
11 Apr 2006, 22:28
Kiss is terrible without toothpaste


Sweet Home Alabama

L96
11 Apr 2006, 22:37
Sweat it home. Aloha!

Tomorrow is another day.

Hypnobabe
12 Apr 2006, 17:16
Tomb horror is another day.

You know I love you, but you got a hell of a lot to learn about rock and roll!!

mszee
12 Apr 2006, 18:36
You know I love you, but you can go and rock and roll in helll!!

Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.

Gez
12 Apr 2006, 21:38
Bigamy is the best thing invented

Bad breath after the night before

SW31
13 Apr 2006, 00:09
today i had nice breath


a snail is the slowest thing i've seen

DIZZY DRUMMER
13 Apr 2006, 08:18
a snail is the slowest thing I've been





If you are producing rabbit droppings - your liver needs help as it is congested :shock: :shock:

AndyK
13 Apr 2006, 10:06
If you are prodding rabbit droppings - your liver needs help as it is digested


I'd do anything for love (but I won't do that)

rick
13 Apr 2006, 10:44
I'd do anything for love (but I will do that)



For crying out loud you know i love you

AndyK
13 Apr 2006, 10:54
Fork why sing outside you? No i love ewe

To be or not to be that is the question

Hypnobabe
13 Apr 2006, 17:14
To be or not to be, what is the question?

Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou?

R.
13 Apr 2006, 18:31
Romeo, Romeo, why fart thou?
Never underestimate the predicatbility of stupidity.

DIZZY DRUMMER
13 Apr 2006, 22:26
Never underestimate the predicatbility of stupidity.

Always underestimate the predicatbility of stupidity






Give me all yer loving

mszee
14 Apr 2006, 01:33
Gimme me all yer liver

Life is a lemon and I want my money back...

Hypnobabe
15 Apr 2006, 19:15
Life is a melon and I don't want my money back...

Oh we do like to be beside the seaside, oh we do like to be beside the sea...

mszee
15 Apr 2006, 19:52
Oh I do like to be sea sick beside you, oh I do like to be seaside sick...

Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage

Hypnobabe
15 Apr 2006, 20:33
Marriage is temporary insanity caused by lust

I couldn't have said it better myself

mszee
15 Apr 2006, 21:51
I couldn't spread butter myself

You're about as useful as a one-legged man at an arse kicking contest

Hypnobabe
15 Apr 2006, 21:53
You're about as useful as a one-tongued man at an arse licking contest

BAT III is coming in time for Halloween!!!

mszee
15 Apr 2006, 22:04
BAT III is coming in time for Halloween!!!

Halleluiah...I ain't misquoting that...Long Live Meat Loaf!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AndyK
19 Apr 2006, 10:51
Halle Orchestra...I hate misclothing tat...Long Liver Eat Soap!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Send reinforcements, we're going to advance.

Hypnobabe
19 Apr 2006, 11:56
Send me in frocks men, we're going to France.

Oh dear, I'm having a blonde moment...

AndyK
19 Apr 2006, 12:07
Odd ear, I'm shaving a blonde monument...

Nobody expects the spanish inquisition.

Hypnobabe
19 Apr 2006, 12:12
Everybody expects the Spam to have inhibitions.

This parrot has ceased to be.

AndyK
19 Apr 2006, 12:18
This carrot looks like peas to me



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Hypnobabe
19 Apr 2006, 12:36
****** that for a game of soldiers...

The sun has got his hat on, hip hip hip hooray...

AndyK
19 Apr 2006, 12:39
spoilsport :))

The nun forgot her cat on, her hip hip today...

Smoking while pregnant can harm your baby

Hypnobabe
19 Apr 2006, 12:57
Smoking your baby can harm your pregnancy

Someday you will find me caught beneath the landslide of a champagne supernova in the sky.

AndyK
19 Apr 2006, 12:59
Saturday you will bind me bought beneath the hang-glide of a champion vauxhall nova in the pie.


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AndrewG
20 Apr 2006, 00:14
You may lose a bonbon for your massage with the falling fist:

I have travelled across the universe and through the years to find Her. Sometimes going all the way is just a start...

AndyK
20 Apr 2006, 09:59
I have trawled across the underpants and though the years aren't kind to her. Some pines going down the way is just a tart...

Objects in the rearview mirror may appear closer than they really are

Hypnobabe
20 Apr 2006, 11:14
Projects in the see-through filler may appear dozier than they really are

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away...

AndyK
20 Apr 2006, 11:21
None sup on some thyme, inner gland of fair sashay

Eagles may soar.... but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines

Hypnobabe
05 May 2006, 11:37
Eagles are sore.... but weevills don't get packed onto jet engines

AndyK
05 May 2006, 11:47
...



How do you misquote something that isn't quoted? :confused:

Hypnobabe
05 May 2006, 11:50
How do you misquote something that isn't quoted? :confused:

Oh poo....

AndyK
05 May 2006, 11:53
Oh dearie dearie dearie me....

The number you are calling knows you are waiting, please hold the line and we'll try to connect you.

Hypnobabe
05 May 2006, 12:01
The Hummer you are falling on knows you are weighty, please hold the lino and we'll fry to collect you.

One flew east, one flew west, one flew over the cuckoo's nest

AndyK
05 May 2006, 12:10
Juan grew yeast, Juan knew best, Juan threw up on the kangaroo's vest


It's astounding, time is fleeting, madness takes it toll, but listen closely. Not for very much longer, I've got to, keep control. Well I remember doing the timewarp.

L96
05 May 2006, 16:23
It's astounding, flames are heating, matches have their role, but move them closer. Not for very much longer, I've got to, keep control. Well I remember doing the firebug...

Will this madness never end?

mszee
05 May 2006, 17:40
Will this endless never mad?

A dream becomes a goal when action is taken toward its achievement.

AndyK
08 May 2006, 10:36
A bream scored a goal when acton with shaken toe suffered bereavement.



But tramps like us, baby we were born to run.

Hypnobabe
08 May 2006, 13:12
But tramps like me, baby I was born to run.

On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses?

AndyK
08 May 2006, 13:24
Oh and not something quiet, would you offer your coat to the wilf with the red trousers?

Go ahead punk, make my day.

Hypnobabe
08 May 2006, 13:36
Buy a bed hunk, make my day.

Ooer missus!

AndyK
08 May 2006, 13:37
Oh did you miss us?!

Money is power and power is fame

mszee
08 May 2006, 14:37
Famine is power and honey is maimed

If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life...

True quote from Brooke Shields...

AndyK
08 May 2006, 15:22
If you're billed, you've lost a very imaterial part of your wife...


I remember every little thing as if it happened only yesterday

mszee
08 May 2006, 15:29
I dismember every piddle ring as if it peddled only yesterday

You know I love you...but you have a hell of a lot to learn about rock and roll!!!

AndyK
08 May 2006, 15:34
You know I shove ewe...but you shave a hell of a lot to lean about crock and drole!!!

Can't you see my faded levi's bursting apart?

Hypnobabe
08 May 2006, 15:37
Can't you see my faded levi's bursting apart?
It's the same problem you have with your leathers, I take it? :lol:

Ant who wees by jaded device cursing a fart

Parking by the lake and there was not another car in sight

mszee
08 May 2006, 15:40
Get your fee at fated Levi's busted part!

Andy, you do know I can't beat you, right - this is not a quote - this is a statement...

Quote:

I've done my sentence
But committed no crime

mszee
08 May 2006, 15:40
Sorry about that...

mszee
08 May 2006, 15:45
Barking by the lake and there was not another cat in sight

Loving you is a dirty job but somebody has to do it...

AndyK
08 May 2006, 15:47
It's the same problem you have with your leathers, I take it? :lol: ... cheeky mare :p

Parquet by the cake and there was rotted woollen carpet in sight



I've read that sentence
But admitted no grime




Leaving you is a flirty dog but somebody has Todd hoover it...



Lost boys prowl the streets, with jungle markings on their chest.

mszee
08 May 2006, 15:58
Lost Toys crawl the pits, with jingle parkings on their nest.

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane

mszee
08 May 2006, 15:59
Off-topic...one and only one post only...

Can I get a new name? Like...Goddess of the Loafdom...or Queen of the Universe???

AndyK
08 May 2006, 16:02
Hen ever fling scum in your way? You're in the gas flame

Once you reach a certain number of posts you have the ability to create a custom title from the edit profile page.


(that's a quote to mis-quote and an answer)

mszee
08 May 2006, 16:32
Once you're rich, a certain number of ghosts have the ability to create a cushion bible from the eat moss cage.


(that's a quote to mis-quote and an answer)

Thank you...

A day late and a pound short

(this is an answer and a quote too)

AndyK
08 May 2006, 16:39
Michael Aday ate a pound of Andy's shorts



This computer has become unstable and will now shut down.

mszee
08 May 2006, 16:45
After previous misquote Andy's computer became unable and exploded.

Misquote this...Man, you're brave...

mszee
08 May 2006, 16:45
At least I think you're a man???? If you're not...I apologize...you can misquote this too...

AndyK
08 May 2006, 16:47
Misszee quoted this... "Man your bra"...

And I am, was and always have been.

Hypnobabe
08 May 2006, 16:51
A yam, a wasp and all days have beans.

Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn!

AndyK
08 May 2006, 17:00
Frank leave my beer, I don't want a dram


Use the force, Luke.

Hypnobabe
08 May 2006, 17:03
Goose the forks, puke.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall.

AndyK
08 May 2006, 17:06
Hump tea Dump tea. What's that? a red ball.

I've been dreaming up a storm lately.

mszee
08 May 2006, 17:08
I've been smearing up a stall lately.

Did you know that Fan Club United Kingdom is abbreviated to fcuk???

AndyK
08 May 2006, 17:10
Did you know that fang lubricated singledom is agggravating to flick?

To avoid the risk of tooth decay one should floss regularly.

mszee
08 May 2006, 17:20
To avoid the flight of pigeon clay one should **** regularly.

Not a dry pants in the house....oops...that's from another thread...misquote away, however...

mszee
08 May 2006, 17:21
Ok...I didn't say anything nasty there...don't star me...or asterisk me...whatever...

AndyK
08 May 2006, 17:29
Vote to dry pants in a mouse.... oops ...bats from a mother Fred...miss coat over hoovered...


I can see my self tearing up the road, faster than any other boy has ever gone.

Hypnobabe
08 May 2006, 17:31
I can see my elf tearing up a toad, brassier than any lover's toy has ever gone.

There ain't no Coupe de Ville, hiding in the bottom of a Crackerjack box

AndyK
08 May 2006, 17:35
Theat ain't no Cup of vile, hiding near the bottle of a Crackerjack Pen and Pencil set.

and a sign said "caution, kids at play"

Hypnobabe
08 May 2006, 17:52
ant assign set "cotton kits at plane"

I want you, I need you, but there ain't no way I'm ever gonna love you

AndyK
08 May 2006, 20:56
I won two, I knead two, but the paint now aim ever gone a hit ewe


I'd do anything for love, but I won't do that

mszee
08 May 2006, 21:26
I'll do any fur for laugh, but I phone to get

Why are we keep on doing Steinman? Anyway...

AndyK
09 May 2006, 10:35
Why are we keen upon dating Steinman? Anyway...


Well there is a plethora of fantastic material to choose from.

Hypnobabe
09 May 2006, 11:30
Wall hair is a flea fur of tan plastic weary eel to blues tom.

How about some Scissor Sisters then? You're filthy and you're gorgeous...

AndyK
09 May 2006, 11:35
How about some Sclerosis Sisters Ben? You're flirty and you're George ...

Prefer some Bruce myself ...

Like a vision she dances across the porch as the radio plays.

mszee
10 May 2006, 00:30
Prefer some Bruce myself ...

Delight fusion she bounces across the borscht as the banjo brays.

Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies

AndyK
10 May 2006, 09:42
He wore a pretty dress in dance halls and parked a chicken pie

Well they made that change of town and the big man joined the band

mszee
10 May 2006, 22:45
Farewell, thee, maid of town and the rigman joined the bray

Learn from your parent’s mistakes use birth control

AndyK
11 May 2006, 09:19
Lean on your parent’s toothaches use air traffic control

Out of the frying pan, and into the fire.

mszee
11 May 2006, 19:47
Stop crying, Pam, it's only a pyre.

And objects in the rearview mirror may appear closer than they are

AndyK
12 May 2006, 09:33
Andy's objection in review minor made a pear closer than haywire

Microsft Outlook has encountered an error and will now close down.

Hypnobabe
12 May 2006, 11:19
You're f***ed.

Vorsprung durch technik.

AndyK
12 May 2006, 13:00
War prunes dirk takes nick.

Round the ragged rock the ragged rascal ran

mszee
13 May 2006, 00:26
Round rocked and rascal rapped

Objects in a rearview mirror may appear closer than they are

AndyK
15 May 2006, 09:54
Objections raised by a minor may appear closed


Go ahead punk, make my day.

mszee
16 May 2006, 00:38
Joe, the head punk, made me stay.

I thought 'Deep Throat' was a movie about a giraffe

(real quote - Bob Hope)

AndyK
16 May 2006, 11:24
It's tough but Dee Oat has been moving about with a giraffe



Money is power and power is fame.

Hypnobabe
16 May 2006, 13:07
My knee his flower and flour is femme.

If I'm crazy, I'm just crazy about you...

AndyK
16 May 2006, 13:11
If I'm lazy, I'm lusting lazily after ewe ...

Let me sleep on it, I'll give you an answer in the morning

Hypnobabe
16 May 2006, 15:12
Let me sleep with you, I'll give you an very expensive diamond engagement ring in the morning

I would do anything for love but I won't do that!

AndyK
16 May 2006, 15:15
I would eat anything for lunch but I won't eat that!

give me the future with a modern girl

The Flying Mouse
21 May 2006, 22:37
i'm looking to get lucky tonight


:twisted: How do you do.

AndyK
22 May 2006, 09:51
:twisted: Who do you do.

Life is a lemon and I want my money back

Hypnobabe
22 May 2006, 11:59
I'm full of melons and I want my mummy back

Guess who almost forgot another sentance to quote?

AndyK
22 May 2006, 12:04
Cress and Almonds rotting together sent ants to Hypnobabe?

Have you heard Meat Loaf's Monster Is Loose?

Hypnobabe
22 May 2006, 12:15
Have you heard the best song in the world ever?

The monster's loose and now you know the truth

AndyK
22 May 2006, 12:18
Them on her tooth and wow you're so uncouth

One with a twist and a bit of a spin

The Flying Mouse
22 May 2006, 21:26
Oliver Twist drank a half pint of gin :hic:


:twisted: Send me lawyers guns and money.

mszee
22 May 2006, 21:29
:twisted: Lend me mowers grins and honey.

I'm applying for a license to thrill....

The Flying Mouse
22 May 2006, 21:36
I'm all in favour of legalised prostitution :mrgreen:

:twisted: this game is win or lose.

mszee
22 May 2006, 21:40
:twisted:
This frame is spin and booze





You're funny...how come I've never met you before? Love your avatar too...

The Flying Mouse
22 May 2006, 21:49
You sarcastic git.How dare you :bicker: Thank god i've never met you before.Nice avatar though :roll:


:twisted: errrrr, thanks :shock:

mszee
22 May 2006, 21:51
:twisted: Thinking desperately of what to misquote:shock:

Tell me why I don't like Mondays......

The Flying Mouse
22 May 2006, 21:57
Please inform me why I am not inamoured with the 24 hour period between Sunday and Teusday

:twisted: I always thought a spell checker was a teacher at Hogwarts :shock:

mszee
22 May 2006, 22:02
:twisted: In my humble opinion your pecker was just peachy at Hogs and Warts:shock:

Will this day ever end????

The Flying Mouse
22 May 2006, 22:09
Monday is nearly over :sad: Can't wait till the next one :mrgreen:

:twisted: Cats ALWAYS land on their feet.
Buttered toast ALWAYS lands buttered face down.
What happens if you strap a piece of toast, buttered side up, to a cats back, and drop it? :shock:

mszee
22 May 2006, 22:14
:twisted: Thank you. I enjoyed movie Psycho too...I'll leave the rest for Andy - he is actually good at this :shock:

Monday is nearly over depending where in the world the heck you're.

The Flying Mouse
22 May 2006, 22:17
I am under the mistaken beliefe that we are all on the same planet

:twisted: Anyone wanna beer?

mszee
22 May 2006, 22:20
:twisted: Beer is natural!!! Beer is fun!!! Beer is good when it's one on one!!!

If objects in a rearview mirror are closer than they are...you're in deep trouble...

AndyK
23 May 2006, 13:09
I object in area, few mirror our closet fan ...you are deep rubble...

The monster is loose, tell me can you feel it?

mszee
23 May 2006, 19:00
The hamster in caboose, smell my feet?

And it's all coming back to me now...

AndyK
24 May 2006, 09:28
And it's all combing rack to my sow...

I can see paradise by the dashboard light

mszee
29 May 2006, 06:49
I can free parasite by the crashboard fright

Why isn't that enough?

The Flying Mouse
29 May 2006, 08:35
How come you didn't give me more money you cheap b.....d?
you better buck your ideas up mister.We're married now.See the ring on the finger?See this piece of paper?these mean that your ass is MINE.So don't be trying to fob me off with only £6000 for a manicure, when I say Can I have some money? what I really mean is "give me every last red cent you own". :bicker:

:twisted: Love is in the air :shock:

mszee
29 May 2006, 10:31
:twisted: Love is in the air :shock:

I will not answer this...I will be banned for life if I do (misquote away)

The Flying Mouse
29 May 2006, 11:24
I am highly tempted to post something highly inapropiate, and quite possibly rude here.Oh and by the way, The Flying Mouse was fantastic last night :wink:


:mrgreen:

:twisted: Better start trying to clean this place up :roll:

mszee
29 May 2006, 18:18
:mrgreen:

:twisted: Maybe we should smut up this whole darn place :roll:

Two out of three ain't bad

The Flying Mouse
29 May 2006, 21:41
What i'm really saying is that if you don't get EVERYTHING 100% to my satisfaction, you goin DOWN :evil:


:twisted: Somewhere some girl is crazy, and some boy's half out of his head.

Hypnobabe
29 May 2006, 21:44
:twisted: mszee and the flying mouse just got married.

Bank holiday Monday's nearly over and everyone's looking forward to going back to work :lol:

mszee
30 May 2006, 01:12
The only good thing about this Tuesday is that people are able to withdraw some money finally from the bank, otherwise Tuesday is going to suck big


I think I'm going out of my head...

AndyK
30 May 2006, 12:22
I drink I'm boing out of my bed...

Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere

Hypnobabe
30 May 2006, 12:40
Good girls go to heaven, Hypnobabe is much more fun...

Do you feel lucky, punk?

AndyK
30 May 2006, 12:44
Do you reel lucy, duck?

It's only rock and roll but I like it

mszee
30 May 2006, 19:41
It's only stone and not a rock, therefore, take it and hike it

You can leave your hat on....

The Flying Mouse
30 May 2006, 19:52
REMOVE THE REST OF YOUR CLOTHING AND TAKE ME YOU BEAST

Ain't love grand :mrgreen: :lol:


:twisted: Will you still love me tomorrow?

mszee
30 May 2006, 20:02
Love is worth 3 grand:mrgreen: :lol:


:twisted: Unless tomorrow never comes?

Can we please bring this thread back on topic?

The Flying Mouse
30 May 2006, 20:30
What the hell are you on about? You want your ass moderating Fly Boy?

:twisted: You ever had one of those days folks? :lol:

mszee
30 May 2006, 20:45
:twisted: mszee is a better moderator than I ever was :lol:

And a woman said...Change...
And a man said...As soon as I can...

The Flying Mouse
30 May 2006, 20:56
ARE YOU NOT READY YET?
HAVEN'T YOU LEARNT TO DRESS YOURSELF YET?
FOR CHRIST'S SAKE WELL NEVER GET THERE AT THIS RATE.
YOU CAN BE SUCH A CHILD SOMETIMES!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :bicker:


:twisted: Sorry seems to be the hardest word :shock:

mszee
31 May 2006, 00:28
:twisted: Squirrel laid an egg :shock:

They met again in old New York - he told her one sweet lie...

The Flying Mouse
31 May 2006, 00:55
He took her to Bognor for the weekend and told her a pack of fibs :shock:


:twisted: I now pronunce thee man and wife


(topical :mrgreen: )

mszee
31 May 2006, 01:33
:twisted: I now pronounce you sufferers for life


(tropical :mrgreen: )

And now I'm praying for the end of time...

The Flying Mouse
31 May 2006, 02:49
I wish youd hurry up and die


:twisted: For crying out loud you know I love you

mszee
31 May 2006, 08:15
:twisted: For God's sake, it appears to me that you don't know jack nothing (censored and replaced noun)

And meet me out for coffee where we'll talk about it all

AndyK
31 May 2006, 09:59
And eat my grout fork off, he swore my veal walked a boat ball

You got the kind of mind that does less than think

The Flying Mouse
31 May 2006, 11:40
Dumbass


:twisted: If this is the last kiss, let's make it last all night.

AndyK
31 May 2006, 13:07
:tard: If this is plastic, let's make it elastoplast


It's only 2 o'clock and the temperature's beginning to soar

mszee
31 May 2006, 16:59
Daft *******...when are you going to give it to me already, eh???

Wondering down the ancient hallways taking steps one at a time...

AndyK
31 May 2006, 17:17
One ring town. The ant scent sideways talking stops on a rhyme...

I've been looking for an original sin, one with a twist

mszee
31 May 2006, 17:19
I would like to get laid but in somewhat different manner


We're on the road to nowhere...

The Flying Mouse
31 May 2006, 18:15
MEN, THEY JUST CAN'T STOP AND ASK FOR DIRECTIONS CAN THEY :bicker:

Send me lawyers, buns, and money.







(I think i'm gonna need all three :shock: )

mszee
31 May 2006, 19:13
Send me lawyers, buns, and money.







(I think i'm gonna need all three :shock: )

ATTENTION MODS: OFF-TOPIC BELOW:

You don't appear to need any buns, dear, you appear to be ummm...corpulent enough...

BACK ON TOPIC:

I AIN'T MISQUOTING THIS CAUSE IT'S ALREADY MISQUOTED.

_____________________________________________________________

Hello again, hello...just called to let you know...

The Flying Mouse
31 May 2006, 19:20
NAG NAG NAG NAG NAG NAGGDY NAG NAG NAG


:twisted: Say something dear?

mszee
31 May 2006, 19:25
:twisted: Get those earplugs out of your ears

Weird is like weird does

The Flying Mouse
31 May 2006, 19:39
I married a moron :shock:


:twisted: That isn't a very nice thing to say about me :sad:

mszee
31 May 2006, 19:45
:twisted: What a bee you turned out to be, dear :sad:

Life is a lemon and I want my money back

The Flying Mouse
31 May 2006, 23:01
Look, it's just the way it is, now give me all your money

:twisted: Whatever happened to Saturday night?

mszee
31 May 2006, 23:59
:twisted: Saturday night became Monday morning

She'd whisper in my ear tonight she really was mine

The Flying Mouse
01 Jun 2006, 03:46
It really got me going when she talks dirty :shock:

:twisted: Cause I know that you are a decadent wish.

AndyK
01 Jun 2006, 09:43
:twisted: Course I know that you are a decent witch.

The truth is hard to swallow when you're choking on your pride

mszee
01 Jun 2006, 14:30
Geez...that piece of steak was really tough, honey

We all living in Yellow Submarine...

The Flying Mouse
01 Jun 2006, 15:49
I live uderwater and like bright colours


:twisted: And I want you and I need you and I want that to be enough.

mszee
01 Jun 2006, 18:01
:twisted: Don't you think you want too much? Get a life!

Did it hurt when pod people took over your body???

The Flying Mouse
01 Jun 2006, 19:34
I watch WAY too much sci fi

:twisted: i'll give it all for one more taste of your lips.

mszee
01 Jun 2006, 19:36
:twisted: Yikes...kissing you is like licking an ashtray!!!

I'd lie for you and that's the truth!

AndyK
02 Jun 2006, 09:31
Idle eye for you and Nat's on the roof!


Don't leave your mark on me.

mszee
02 Jun 2006, 09:33
Get your dirty paws off me...NOW!!!

I'll go blind before I stop!

AndyK
02 Jun 2006, 09:37
I'll go bland before I stop!

She was a special girl.

mszee
02 Jun 2006, 09:45
She works hard for her money, so hard for you , honey

When I found her...I was searching everywhere

AndyK
02 Jun 2006, 09:47
What I found here ... I was retching everywhere

Money is power, and power is fame.

mszee
02 Jun 2006, 09:57
Give me your money....go and get stuffed!!!

I'm standing on the outside

AndyK
02 Jun 2006, 10:03
I'm stalking on the darkside

The entire city is burning

mszee
02 Jun 2006, 10:07
And here we're...back in LA...hometown of our idol

Motorcycles groan with greasy pleasure

AndyK
02 Jun 2006, 10:12
Motorcycles grown with easy peas? Sure!

On a hot summers night, would you offer you throat to the wolf with the red roses?

heat
02 Jun 2006, 10:24
On a pleaseant summer's eve, do you fancy getting off with that hairy fella with the flowers???

I'm gonna love her for both of us...

AndyK
02 Jun 2006, 10:30
I've given her a glove from both of us...

All I wanted was a piece of the night

heat
02 Jun 2006, 10:31
All I wanted was a piece of that pie


I can see paradise by the dashboard light...

Hypnobabe
02 Jun 2006, 12:11
Fancy a quickie on the back seat?

I'm gonna hit the highway like a battering ram on a silver black phantom bike

AndyK
02 Jun 2006, 12:13
Donna lit the byway like a battered cod on a rizla backed mountain bike

If this is the last kiss, let's make it last all night

mszee
02 Jun 2006, 17:58
Honey, did you get stuck again on my tongue ring???

Not a dry eye in the house

heat
02 Jun 2006, 23:19
quick!!! Call a plumber!!!


Two out of three aint bad

The Flying Mouse
03 Jun 2006, 06:00
66% is OK

:twisted: A sirens call with a terminal kiss.

mszee
03 Jun 2006, 06:18
:twisted: Terminal kiss is a terrible thing to waste.

Tyre tracks and broken hearts
That's all we're leaving behind!
It doesn't matter what we're losing
It only matters what we're going to find

AndyK
26 Jun 2006, 17:03
Tired tacks and broken carts
Tat's all we're wheeling behind!
It doesn't matter what we're glueing
It only matters what we're going to bind

Heaven can wait

mszee
26 Jun 2006, 17:38
But Hell Can't

Don't speak...I know what you're saying...

The Flying Mouse
26 Jun 2006, 20:27
Shut the feck up.All you ever do is say the same tired old stuff over and over, for Christ's sake change the record :bicker:

:twisted: Send me lawyers guns and money.

mszee
26 Jun 2006, 20:31
:twisted: OMG...I finally put guns instead of buns. Guess I ate a good breakfast today...

If I could only find the words...I would write them all down...

The Flying Mouse
26 Jun 2006, 21:15
Were my lexocon of vocabulary greatly improved, I could express my views, feelings, and opinions in the writen form

:twisted: I'd give it all for one more taste of your lips.

mszee
26 Jun 2006, 21:20
:twisted: Are you going to eat that last piece of chocolate??? If not, hand it over...

A kiss is a terrible thing to waste...

The Flying Mouse
26 Jun 2006, 21:23
Pucker up, it's smooch time

:twisted: Would you like a ciggie?

mszee
26 Jun 2006, 22:48
:twisted: Care for some cancer?

You know I love you...but you have a hell of a lot to learn about rock and roll...

AndyK
27 Jun 2006, 10:05
You know I've come to regard you as someone I've met ... but you have a hell of a lot to learn about Quantum Physics and brain surgery...

The entire city is screaming

mszee
27 Jun 2006, 17:07
Fecking multiple orgasms...

You know I love you...but you've got a hell of a lot to learn about ROCK AND ROLL!!!

The Flying Mouse
27 Jun 2006, 17:46
Look, I put up with you because I have to, but you are the biggest dufus I have ever met

:twisted: Everything is permitted.

mszee
27 Jun 2006, 17:51
:twisted: Uninhibited bastid. If everything is permitted...wash some dishes, for buck's sakes!!!

And everything about you is wrong I know...

The Flying Mouse
27 Jun 2006, 18:25
You just can't do ANYTHING right can you?

:twisted: Slippery when wet.

mszee
27 Jun 2006, 18:27
:twisted: Anybody got a mop???

Like a siren...to the sailor...