Whoever posts last wins!

[mszee]

And you would be?????

[gatewaytohell]

The winner of the thread!

[Sue K]

... if you say so... lol ...

[gatewaytohell]

No please, I insist :-)

[shadow1000001]

good try, thanks for playing ... lol

[gatewaytohell]

Yes, you're all free to leave now :-)

[shadow1000001]

Thank you, I appreciate that ;)

[gatewaytohell]

Off you go! :D

[mszee]

Ladies first

[Sue K]

... thank you ... but i prefer.. last... ;) ... hahaha ...

[Bren]

Hi tink:D :wave:
how's things with you?

hi all......

[Sue K]

Hi tink:D :wave:
how's things with you?

hi all......

***hugz to Bren*** ... things b good sweetie... it's the WEEKend ... :D ... how's things with you?... perfect i hope... :D ...

t... XO

[sunneke]

:roll:

[mszee]

:??:

[tinkerbell]

hey :D

[Rockette]

Horses eat it! :D

[Mick Loaf]

Hay?

[Sue K]

... good evening peeps of the world !!! ... :coffee: ...

[Rockette]

I'm here for a good time, not a long time. Might as well be winner while I'm here.

[shadow1000001]

Good point ... lol

[Rockette]

:D I thought so. :D

[Sue K]

... 'morning peeps of the world... okay... so it's only morning in my neckie woods... lol ... :coffee: ...

[tinkerbell]

Bonjour :-)

[Rockette]

It's morning smoko break here.

[Monstro]

Hi all

[tinkerbell]

Bedtime here:roll:

[LucyK!]

Step aside Geordie...

[Rockette]

Yeah, step aside, will you?

[AndyK]

All you north easterners should move aside, let the Yorkshireman back nito his rightful place ...

[Monstro]

What, propping up a bar????

[tinkerbell]

if u say so

[LucyK!]

Nah - Yorkshiremen = tight as a duck's ar$e

[Rockette]

yeah, but every now and again, someone wants to use the bathroom

[Monstro]

Step aside Geordie...

Hiya Smoggy!!!!!!!! :cheer: :cheer: :cheer:

[AndyK]

Nah - Yorkshiremen = tight as a duck's ar$e

Whatever! :))

[LucyK!]

Touche!!

[AndyK]

So that'll be me back winning then huh?

[duke knooby]

no

[Monstro]

maybe

[LucyK!]

Nah - Yorkshiremen = tight as a duck's ar$e


Ooh, except for my flowers, they came from Yorkshire!

[duke knooby]

definitely not

[AndyK]

Definitely

[Rockette]

:D :twisted:

[tinkerbell]

dont you just love being the winner :roll:

[Rockette]

Everyone's a Winner Babe, and that's no lie!

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Stand back now, there's nothing to see here :bleh:

[Monstro]

EEEK, a mouse

[AndyK]

Except my victory speech and lap of honour on the forum

[Rockette]

EEEK, a mouse

stomp on it quick

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: It's OK Mr King, i'll handle this thread.

[Monstro]

stomp on it quick

You seen the size of the ******??????? :yikes: :yikes: :yikes:

[AndyK]

Neil, just because you've spent the day baffling Fred (or was it being baffled by) doesn't mean you're skilled to handle this one just yet, stand aside let a tall bloke deal with it ...

[tinkerbell]

sorted :D

[AndyK]

sorted :D

Are you? Good!

[Rockette]

You seen the size of the ******??????? :yikes: :yikes: :yikes:

Now I see the lanky one is taking charge! :shock:

[mszee]

As a member of the staff here you're supposed to let regular member win...

[Rockette]

Good point, Zina

[mszee]

EXACTLY

[The Flying Mouse]

Neil, just because you've spent the day baffling Fred (or was it being baffled by) doesn't mean you're skilled to handle this one just yet, stand aside let a tall bloke deal with it ...

:twisted: I believe the word you're looking for is "Lanky" :mrgreen:

And I prefare to be good looking than tall :p

[AndyK]

As a member of the staff here you're supposed to let regular member win...

Where's it say that in the rules?

[LucyK!]

I'm saying nothing...!!!

[The Flying Mouse]

Now I see the lanky one is taking charge! :shock:

:twisted: See?

Great minds think alike :mrgreen:

[tinkerbell]

Ladies first now gents.

[mszee]

:twisted: See?

Great minds think alike :mrgreen:

Are you the lanky one??? :shock:

[LucyK!]

He most certainly is not.....!

[AndyK]

You don't know how relived I am that you don't think I'm good looking Neil ...

[mszee]

You don't know how relived I am that you don't think Im good looking Neil ...

Where did he say THAT? He talks about you all the time...with such nostalgia too...:roll:

[The Flying Mouse]

Are you the lanky one??? :shock:

He most certainly is not.....!


:twisted: Correct, I am NOT the lanky one, i'm the good looking one :mrgreen:

Oh god, i've got a shampoo ad to do in 5 mins :yikes:

[mszee]

He most certainly is not.....!

I am as blind as a bat...oh wait...I AM a bat...

[The Flying Mouse]

You don't know how relived I am that you don't think I'm good looking Neil ...

:twisted: Listen laughing boy, just make sure nobody digs that photo out again.
We took a lot of flack over that :oops:

[AndyK]

Bat's can't win this thread ... it says so in the rules ...

[mszee]

Bat's can't win this thread ... it says so in the rules ...

Show me the rules...and I will show you the exception to them...

[Monstro]

If Bats cant win then neither can mice, animal disrimination!!!!!

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Rules say that I'VE got to win.

[LucyK!]

But if a photo of the two of you appears we can judge who's the better looking! Fairly!! Bring on a poll!

[Rockette]

:D Ahem! Can we report mods for slanging matches? ;)

[AndyK]

And that also rules Monstro's on the same grounds.

[AndyK]

:D Ahem! Can we report mods for slanging matches? ;)

This isn't a slanging match ... yet anyway :lmao:

[Monstro]

Ah but have they ever been seen in the same place twice to photo together?????

Are they one and the same?????

[The Flying Mouse]

But if a photo of the two of you appears we can judge who's the better looking! Fairly!! Bring on a poll!

:twisted: What do you think Andy? :mrgreen:

[mszee]

http://media.mlxxfc.net/neilandy.jpg

Enough said...

[Monstro]

And that also rules Monstro's on the same grounds.

I don't want to win, I'm just making sure that Smoggy doesn't!!!!!

[duke knooby]

i have a poll

[tinkerbell]

so who's actually winning this?? Moi!

[mszee]

But if a photo of the two of you appears we can judge who's the better looking! Fairly!! Bring on a poll!


*Mumbles and mumbles something nobody can figure out what*

[The Flying Mouse]

This isn't a slanging match ... yet anyway :lmao:


:twisted: This is sort of the mod equvalent of army war games :lmao:

[mszee]

Who is smoggy????

[Rockette]

i have a poll

and I have hooks, lines and sinkers! but I am winning

[LucyK!]

Michael! We're meant to stick together!!!

And Zina, you're right...enough said!

[duke knooby]

love the watch

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Actually, don't we post our own pics in a poll :wink:

[mszee]

I don't see any competition here...no poll necessary...Mouse is a God among the Gods...

[AndyK]

I still need my wallet back after the thieving scouser lifted it while that photo was taken. :))

[Monstro]

Who is smoggy????

Lest we ever meet again.....:whistle: :whistle: :whistle: :whistle: :whistle:

That and I want my Stotties :lmao: :lmao:

[mszee]

Michael! We're meant to stick together!!!

And Zina, you're right...enough said!

Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder...but it looks to me, Lucy...like both of us are left in the dark from that pic...hahahahahahaha.....

[mszee]

Lest we ever meet again.....:whistle: :whistle: :whistle: :whistle: :whistle:

That and I want my Stotties :lmao: :lmao:

Of course, we will meet again...and pretty soon too...time flies...

[mszee]

I still need my wallet back after the thieving scouser lifted it while that photo was taken. :))


Uh Uh...and who will believe a man from Yorkshire??? :shock:

[The Flying Mouse]

I still need my wallet back after the thieving scouser lifted it while that photo was taken. :))

:twisted: There were only bloody moths in it, what you complaining for :bicker:

:lmao:

[LucyK!]

Michael if you want your package from Smoggy you better shut it!

[Monstro]

Michael if you want your package from Smoggy you better shut it!

:panic: :panic: :panic: :silence: :silence: :silence:

[AndyK]

Uh Uh...and who will believe a man from Yorkshire??? :shock:


Anyone who has their head screwed on :))

[mszee]

Anyone who has their head screwed on :))

Obviously that will exclude yours truly while she is winning...:-)

[The Flying Mouse]

Anyone who has their head screwed on :))

:twisted: Sod the screws, pair of neck bolts, and you're the right hight for the perfect haloween costume :p

[AndyK]

Halloween is so two months ago ...

[mszee]

You know I love you, hun...but this is just one place where you're NOT going to win...:twisted:

[Rockette]

:)) This is the most fun I've had reading this thread. :lmao:

Oh, and by the way ....

cabbage

[duke knooby]

put a stop to this nonsense

[The Flying Mouse]

Halloween is so two months ago ...


:twisted: Take the mask off then :mrgreen:



:lmao:

[duke knooby]

just say, your a dick, no offence!

[AndyK]

Nonsense! This thread is the most energetic sport I've taken part in for years, it's a great way of keeping fit.

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: It's also a bloody good laugh :mrgreen:

[mszee]

Definitely...and you're STILL not winning...what's with the mask anyway?

[tinkerbell]

While you all waffle, i win

[LucyK!]

Is it really?!

[tinkerbell]

no offence:D

[LucyK!]

My post makes absolutely no sense now -you can't leave this thread for more than a minute apparently!

[Rockette]

Definitely...and you're STILL not winning...what's with the mask anyway?

looks like you've lost the plot, Zina. ;) just scroll down and pick up the thread of the thread again.

[mszee]

Not for a second...leaping lizzards!!!

[AndyK]

Well weeks at the very least, I've hadf a bad back you know, have I mentioned it?

[duke knooby]

tink, r u trained in the use of no offence?

[mszee]

looks like you've lost the plot, Zina. ;) just scroll down and pick up the thread of the thread again.

Oh I am VERY well aware of what is going on...no worries...

[mszee]

Well weeks at the very least, I've hadf a bad back you know, have I mentioned it?

Can I win? Then I can kiss it all better?

[AndyK]

You assume she had a plot to lose int he first place :lmao:

Winning again!

[Rockette]

okay, now can I win?

[The Flying Mouse]

Is it really?!

:twisted: Of course it is.

It's traditional man sport of taking the complete mickey out of your good friends.

The more I insult Andy, the more it shows I love him :mrgreen:

The more Andy insults me, well, actually he probably means them :lmao:

[mszee]

You love Andy...*suffocated coughing*...and here all this time I thought...oh yes...I AM winning...

[The Flying Mouse]

You love Andy...*suffocated coughing*...and here all this time I thought...oh yes...I AM winning...

:twisted: Not for long dear :mrgreen:

[Monstro]

:twisted: Of course it is.

It's traditional man sport of taking the complete mickey out of your good friends.

The more I insult Andy, the more it shows I love him :mrgreen:

The more Andy insults me, well, actually he probably means them :lmao:

At least nobody's mentioned the jacket yet m8!!!!!!!

[tinkerbell]

of course

[mszee]

:twisted: Not for long dear :mrgreen:

I adore you...simply adore you...but won't you just let me pass??? Like they say...ladies first...and you don't look like no lady to me...:roll:

[AndyK]

Neil you'er welcome to join the apparent ever growing queue, but it is a long line now and you could get turned away at any point ...

[duke knooby]

that gay green jacket???

[mszee]

At least nobody's mentioned the jacket yet m8!!!!!!!

You think???

Oh well...have to correct that...

JACKET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[mszee]

Neil you'er welcome to join the apparent ever growing queue, but it is a long line now and you could get turned away at any point ...

Still long??? Even WITHOUT me??? :shock:

[AndyK]

At least nobody's mentioned the jacket yet m8!!!!!!!

We were saving that one ... but now you mention it :))

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Oh here we go with the jacket again :roll:

:lol:

[mszee]

that gay green jacket???

You call my man gay and I punch you in the face!!!! :twisted:

[AndyK]

Still long??? Even WITHOUT me??? :shock:

Depends which of the two queues you're referring too, the A List or the B list...

[duke knooby]

i called the jacket gay, read the post please luv
no offence

[mszee]

Depends which of the two queues you're referring too, the A List or the B list...

Don't you DARE...

[The Flying Mouse]

You call my man gay and I punch you in the face!!!! :twisted:

:twisted: Actually darling, he was calling my jacket gay.

I didn't know homosexual clothing exsisted :wtf:


*looks at trousers speculitivly and wonders what they're thinking*

[mszee]

i called the jacket gay, read the post please luv
no offence

Take it back...just take it back...just take it back...I am having a tantrum now...

[AndyK]

Don't you DARE...

You've lost me there, but then you'velost this thread too

[mszee]

:twisted: Actually darling, he was calling my jacket gay.

I didn't know homosexual clothing exsisted :wtf:


*looks at trousers speculitivly and wonders what they're thinking*

*Looks at trousers speculatively also*

[duke knooby]

yes homosexual clothing exists, and it seems you enjoy it

[tinkerbell]

forget the jacket, win win win

[mszee]

You've lost me there, but then you'velost this thread too

I am no longer sober...so there...and I haven't lost...YET

[AndyK]

Ahh well if you're drunk then you're disqualified, have to be sober to win this game :))

[Monstro]

<<<<wishes he hadn't mentioned the jacket now lol

[mszee]

Ahh well if you're drunk then you're disqualified, have to be sober to win this game :))

You think? Well, think again then...

[tinkerbell]

Sober as a judge??

[mszee]

Sober is boring...good is boring...

Viva la diferance...

[duke knooby]

u knew the jacket was a bomb, u knew what u were doing michael, and it worked a treat

[The Flying Mouse]

<<<<wishes he hadn't mentioned the jacket now lol

:twisted: YOU wish? :wtf:

*looks through the forum rule book for any technicality to award Michael some infraction points* :bicker:

:lol:

[mszee]

u knew the jacket was a bomb, u knew what u were doing michael, and it worked a treat

Jonty, I like your tractor...it...rocks...

[duke knooby]

its the coolest looking tractor there ever was, but thanks

[The Flying Mouse]

Jonty, I like your tractor...it...rocks...

:twisted: But the farmer inside is wearing lesbian dungerees :yikes:

[mszee]

its the coolest looking tractor there ever was, but thanks

What do you mean BUT THANKS...that's what I said...I LOVE your tractor...

[mszee]

:twisted: But the farmer inside is wearing lesbian dungerees :yikes:

:heart:

[duke knooby]

thats a personal attack reckon, how many points do you get for that????

[mszee]

thats a personal attack reckon, how many points do you get for that????

What do you mean personal attack???? How do you figure THAT?

[tinkerbell]

infraction points, loads i reckon

[mszee]

Does anybody else have a problem with their mouse???

[The Flying Mouse]

thats a personal attack reckon, how many points do you get for that????

:twisted: It was a personal attack on the dungerees of the occupant of that tractor.

As the rules stipulate infraction points are for personal attacks against other forum members, therefore those dungerees must leave the tractor and join this forum to be considered a member before action can be taken :mrgreen:

[mszee]

That was painful to read...way too many words...

[duke knooby]

see the humour got lost when the points arrived.. it was a JOKE!

[tinkerbell]

Lol interesting

[mszee]

Stop posting already..I won...go home all

[The Flying Mouse]

see the humour got lost when the points arrived.. it was a JOKE!

:twisted: :mrgreen: <--------- Mr Green is your friend ;)

[duke knooby]

as long as carl is, i'll be happy

[tinkerbell]

well i used to wear dungerees

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Now back to buisness, I win :mrgreen:

[mszee]

NO

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: YES :roll:

[tinkerbell]

:twisted:

[mszee]

There is something wrong with your twisted, hun...time to untwist it...and I WIN...

[tinkerbell]

twisted i think not:evil:

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Let's twist again, like we did last summer :mrgreen:

[shadow1000001]

:lol:

[mszee]

:twisted: Let's twist again, like we did last summer :mrgreen:

Let's do the twist?

Oh I can do THAT...I can do THAT...

[tinkerbell]

wish it was summer

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: I still will though.

[mszee]

:twisted: I still will though.

OK...still will WHAT??? :shock:

[duke knooby]

he'll still be a dick, no offence. lol

[tinkerbell]

win u mean

[The Flying Mouse]

OK...still will WHAT??? :shock:


:twisted: Whatever you win for doing the thing.

[tinkerbell]

knooby theres 2 ladies in chat askin for u

[mszee]

he'll still be a dick, no offence. lol

I BEG YOU PARDON???

[duke knooby]

and 3 keep textin me, whats your point???

[mszee]

knooby theres 2 ladies in chat askin for u

CHSIB

[tinkerbell]

jeepers your popular

[mszee]

and 3 keep textin me, whats your point???

uh uh...

[tinkerbell]

oh yeah

[mszee]

Jonty is THE MAN...right...

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Where would rock and roll be without the words "yeah" and "baby"? :wtf:

[tinkerbell]

nowhere

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Fast :mrgreen:

[mszee]

uh uh

[tinkerbell]

we could always dance :yay: :yay:

[duke knooby]

why the hell would you want dance when there fun to be had??

[mszee]

What kind of fun exactly are we talking about here?

[tinkerbell]

ur fun and my fun may differ

[duke knooby]

well i cant say, due to forum rules

[tinkerbell]

That kinda fun! oh la la

[duke knooby]

well i wouldnt know, ive just heard about it

[tinkerbell]

You poor boy! u were a winner till now

[duke knooby]

like lord kagan, i'm always a winner

[Sue K]

... good night peeps of the world ! ... :zzz: ...

[Rockette]

:lol: Ah! The sweet advantage of being here alone. I WIN!!!:lol:

[AndyK]

Not anymore you don't

[Rockette]

ah! the tall one returns!

to second place

[Sue K]

... good morning peeps of the world... :coffee: ...

[Rockette]

evening, Tink

[Sue K]

... aloha Rockie !!! ...

[Rockette]

hey there! I just looked in again before retiring.

[AndyK]

Well if you've retired we won't be seeing you in here again then I guess :))

[LucyK!]

Andy I hope you've been to bed...!

[AndyK]

Now that would be telling ...

[LucyK!]

So long as it was worth staying up for if you didn't!!

[mszee]

Winner!

[Rockette]

for a moment.

[AndyK]

Only a brief moment at that

[Rockette]

I noticed.

[mszee]

Ok

[Rockette]

Yes, thanks. I am remarkably okay.

[AndyK]

SHouldn't you be asleep or something? It'll be Tuesday soon ...

[Monstro]

BOO!!!!

[Rockette]

SHouldn't you be asleep or something? It'll be Tuesday soon ...

It's Tuesday already. Can't sleep.

[AndyK]

Michael, you don't shock or startle us that easily

[mszee]

Why isn't it Friday???

[Rockette]

It's Tuesday here already, if that helps:D

[mszee]

no, it doesn't

[Rockette]

:D Just trying to be helpful and cheerful. Passes the time of the week.

[Monstro]

Someday work will realise just what we do with our internet access.

[Rockette]

Hope for your sake, it doesn't.

[Monstro]

I'd plead it was stress relief

[mszee]

AT LEAST I DON'T LOOK AT PRON...

[AndyK]

Someday work will realise just what we do with our internet access.

If your IT manager is anything like ours, then they know alredy :))

[LucyK!]

Such a lazy manager Mr King :))

Nope, still not Friday

[AndyK]

Not lazy, just incredibly efficient :))

[mszee]

I think they know about me too already...too many times clicking desperately when somebody passes by...oh well...

[LucyK!]

So it would seem if you've got time to be making lunchtime calls

[AndyK]

Alt-Tab or the Windows-M work wonders ;-)

[mszee]

I click anywhere outside the window and whatever is in the background - some sh*tty work stuff is on top...but then I forget and minimize work sh*t and here we're...back at the forum...argh..

[Rockette]

*has visions of Zina frantically clicking her mouse to death at work ROFLMAO

[mszee]

I live to entertain...

[AndyK]

I live to entertain...

The long winter nights must really fly by :lmao:

[Rockette]

;) And you do it well.

In second place. ;)

[mszee]

The long winter nights must really fly by :lmao:

And they sure do...;)

[mszee]

;) And you do it well.

In second place. ;)

merci bocup