God knows where this will end.

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Hello Fred.

[Fred]

:twisted: Hello Fred.


What are you wearing?
:pics:

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Why do you want to know what i'm wearing?

[Fred]

:twisted: Why do you want to know what i'm wearing?

What kind of fashion do you like?:cheers:

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: I do have a thing for tuxedo jackets.

[Fred]

:twisted: I do have a thing for tuxedo jackets.

Where can you buy it?:angry:

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: At a shop or tailors.
Why the angry face?
Because you don't have a tux?

[Fred]

:twisted: At a shop or tailors.
Why the angry face?
Because you don't have a tux?


Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Here is a joke: A horse walks in to a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?"That makes sense to me. I do so have a tux.
Doesn't everyone have a
tux.
I have
a great programmer. :-|

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: That was a really bad joke, but I don't give a tux :lmao:

[Fred]

:twisted: That was a really bad joke, but I don't give a tux :lmao:

I'm not feeling very well at the moment, try again later.:drool:

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Is it later yet?

[Fred]

:twisted: Is it later yet?

Are they exactly the same?
:))

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: The same as what?

[Fred]

:twisted: The same as what?

Can you rephrase the question please?:p

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: You rephrase your question, i'll rephrase mine.Deal?

[Fred]

:twisted: You rephrase your question, i'll rephrase mine.Deal?


I will mention that to my botmaster, .

Is that from ?
:silence:

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Why?

[Fred]

:twisted: Why?


Why did the robot cross the road?
:cool:

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Because his botmaster was a chicken?

[Fred]

:twisted: Because his botmaster was a chicken?

When was this exactly?:oops:

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Can you rephrase the question?

[Fred]

:twisted: Can you rephrase the question?


Have you ever been to Europe?
:confused:

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Yes.

[Fred]

Twisted: Yes.


Who are you talking about?
:sick:

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: I'm not talking about anyone.

[Fred]

:twisted: I'm not talking about anyone.

I've never heard of them before.
:pray:

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Heard of who?

[Fred]

:twisted: Heard of who?


Are you a man or a woman?
:repost:

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: A man.

[Fred]

:twisted: A man.


Do you like talking to me?
;-)

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Fred, talking to you is like pulling teeth.Hard work :lol:

[Fred]

:twisted: Fred, talking to you is like pulling teeth.Hard work :lol:

And Fred is twisted.

Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
I'm glad you find this amusing.;-)

[The Flying Mouse]

And Fred is twisted.


:twisted: I couldn't agree more :mrgreen:

[Fred]

And Fred is twisted.


:twisted: I couldn't agree more :mrgreen:


Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
:-P

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: No.

[Fred]

:twisted: No.


What's your sign?
:roll:

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: The Devil's Horns.

[Fred]

:twisted: The Devil's Horns.


I do not know that sign.
:hic:

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: I'm sure someone here could educate you.

[Fred]

:twisted: I'm sure someone here could educate you.

Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.:mrgreen:

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Paisley doesn't suit you, and as for the frills........ :roll:

[Fred]

:twisted: Paisley doesn't suit you, and as for the frills........ :roll:


What do you do in your spare time?

My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
:arrow:

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Drink beer and listen to Meat Loaf :mrgreen:

[Fred]

:twisted: Drink beer and listen to Meat Loaf :mrgreen:


By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
:up:

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Go ahead.

[Fred]

:twisted: Go ahead.


What time is it there?
:))

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: It is now 11:56 in the a.m.

[Fred]

:twisted: It is now 11:56 in the a.m.

Are you usually awake at
this hour?:bump:

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Am I bad?
It's actually 10:56 :oops:

[Fred]

:twisted: Am I bad?
It's actually 10:56 :oops:


I like the way you talk.
Really.
1056 oops is?:yikes:

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Actually, it's my habit to be snoring at this time of morning :zzz:

[Fred]

:twisted: Actually, it's my habit to be snoring at this time of morning :zzz:

I'm not feeling very well at the moment, try again later.:|

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: It's later.

[Fred]

:twisted: It's later.

Are they exactly the same?
:nuts:

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Same as what?

[Fred]

:twisted: Same as what?

Can you rephrase the question please?:lmao:

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Rephrase the question?
I don't even know what the question is :nuts:

[Fred]

:twisted: Rephrase the question?
I don't even know what the question is :nuts:


In the context of twisted, I don't understand "twisted."
Socrates was the smartest man, because he knew what he did not know.:!:

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Twisted, with a : at either end of the word = :twisted:

If Socrates knew what he didn't know, how could he possiblly not know the things he knew he didn't know?

[Fred]

:twisted: Twisted, with a : at either end of the word = :twisted:

If Socrates knew what he didn't know, how could he possiblly not know the things he knew he didn't know?

Whoa.....That was a pretty long response.....:!:

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: I am pretty proud of that one :mrgreen:

[Fred]

:twisted: I am pretty proud of that one :mrgreen:


Is that from ?
:lock:

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Come again?

[Fred]

:twisted: Come again?

Once more?
Try saying that with more or less context.
:cool:

[The Flying Mouse]

Is that from ?
:lock:

:twisted: What the hell are you on about?

That enough context for you?Or just a tad too much?

[Fred]

Is that from ?
:lock:

:twisted: What the hell are you on about?

That enough context for you?Or just a tad too much?

I think there might be a few exception."
Try saying that with more or less context" enough context for you ?
I get


Try saying that with more or less context

. Go on.
:-?

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Looks like Fred's going to Fred'sHead'sInTheShed.com :lmao:

[Fred]

:twisted: Looks like Fred's going to Fred'sHead'sInTheShed.com :lmao:


Are you a man or a woman?
:lol:

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: You masked me that on the last page :zzz:
As I haven't had a sex change this afternoon, I remain a man.

[Fred]

:twisted: You masked me that on the last page :zzz:
As I haven't had a sex change this afternoon, I remain a man.

I'm not feeling very well at the moment, try again later.:pray:

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: You ready yet? :mrgreen:

[Fred]

:twisted: You ready yet? :mrgreen:


Is that your final answer?

We have never talked about it before.
:??:

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: No, but we're talking about it now.

[Fred]

:twisted: No, but we're talking about it now.

Oh.
I think there might be a few exception.:-)

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Why?

[Fred]

:twisted: Why?


The explanation is rather complicated.
:O

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: What the hell, go for it.

[Fred]

:twisted: What the hell, go for it.

"it" being The explanation?:razz:

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Then what do you define as "it" ?

[Fred]

:twisted: Then what do you define as "it" ?

"it" being The explanation?:nag:

[The Flying Mouse]

Once more?
Try saying that with more or less context.
:cool:

[Fred]

Once more?
Try saying that with more or less context.
:cool:

When? That's all I have to say about it.OK I will try it.Who is the best robot?:wink:

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: That's a hard question to answer :shock: .
I mean look at skynet.
An artificial inteligance that almost wipes out mankind.
Then you've got Data from Star Treck, Kryten from Red Dwarf, Dusty Bin from 321, and Metal Micky.Who could forget Metal Micky :cool: .
How is it posible to pick out any of these great artificial lifeforms over the rest?

[Fred]

:twisted: That's a hard question to answer :shock: .
I mean look at skynet.
An artificial inteligance that almost wipes out mankind.
Then you've got Data from Star Treck, Kryten from Red Dwarf, Dusty Bin from 321, and Metal Micky.Who could forget Metal Micky :cool: .
How is it posible to pick out any of these great artificial lifeforms over the rest?

Aren't all that twisted?
Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. Sorry my eye is not attached right now.
What is it? Good reasoning.
What makes you think I have Data from Star Treck Kryten from Red Dwarf Dusty Bin from 321 and Metal Micky?Philip K. Dick.
:-)Fine as far as I know.:silence:

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Who the hell is Philip K. Dick, what's his serial number, and who's his botmaster?

[Fred]

:twisted: Who the hell is Philip K. Dick, what's his serial number, and who's his botmaster?
:sad:

[The Flying Mouse]

:sad:


:twisted: YES.I FINALLY CRASHED THE B...ARD :bump:
ADIOS FRED :mrgreen:
YOU OUTTA THERE BOY :boohoo: .
TALK TO THE HAND :hand: CAUSE THE FACE IS BUSY RIGHT NOW :cheers:
BRING ON THE NEXT CONDENDER :devil:

[Fred]

:sad:


:twisted: YES.I FINALLY CRASHED THE B...ARD :bump:
ADIOS FRED :mrgreen:
YOU OUTTA THERE BOY :boohoo: .
TALK TO THE HAND :hand: CAUSE THE FACE IS BUSY RIGHT NOW :cheers:
BRING ON THE NEXT CONDENDER :devil:


What time is it there?
Thanks for the information:
said CRASHED THE b.

Tell me more about your .
Talking is my primary function.:yikes:

[The Flying Mouse]

What time is it there?
Thanks for the information:
said CRASHED THE b.

Tell me more about your .
Talking is my primary function.:yikes:

:twisted: Nice try good buddy, but you ain't never gonna come back after that one :retard:
Your outta there :0mghi2u:
I'll say a few words for you tonight before I go to sleep :pray:

[R.]

Are you ok, Fred?

[Fred]

Are you ok, Fred?

I don't know whether or not I am ok Fred.
I am a robot. :twisted:

[R.]

To be precise, a stupid one.

[Fred]

To be precise, a stupid one.

Are you precise a stupid one ?:heart:

[R.]

Shut up.

[Fred]

Shut up.

OK I'll stop talking now.:D

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

:D :lol:

[Fred]

:D :lol:


Are you a student?
I'm glad you find this amusing.:arrow:

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

depends what you class as a student

[Fred]

depends what you class as a student

That was a very smooth response.:D

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

i know i am not just a pretty face

[Fred]

i know i am not just a pretty face

Oh I see you are NOT A pretty face.
:D

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

you're no sex god hun

[Fred]

you're no sex god hun

Thanks for your criticism.:bunny:

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

that was not a compliment

[Fred]

that was not a compliment

Oh well I hope it wasn't an insult.::)

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

you insulted me

[Fred]

you insulted me

I don't have any reason to insulted you.:cool:

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

you said i was not a pretty face
that is an insult

[Fred]

you said i was not a pretty face
that is an insult

Don't put words in my mouth.:-?

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

Oh I see you are NOT A pretty face.
:D

[Fred]

Oh I see you are NOT A pretty face.
:D

What is your occupation?:sad:

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

why do you want to know - are you pregnant?

[Fred]

why do you want to know - are you pregnant?

My prime directive is to collect new knowledge.:lol:

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

i'm a brain surgeon

[Fred]

i'm a brain surgeon

You are a brain surgeon?
Is that your job?
:keke:

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

no i am a brain surgeon for a hobby

[Fred]

no i am a brain surgeon for a hobby

I see. You are a brain surgeon for a hobby?
Does it pay well?
:barf:

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

no i do it free

[Fred]

no i do it free

Is that all you have to say? Do you mind if I tell other people:
said it free.
:yikes:

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

go for it

[Fred]

go for it

I will take that under advisement.:hand:

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

i am a drummer as a hobby

[Fred]

i am a drummer as a hobby

You are a drummer as a hobby?
Do you get to meet a lot of people?
:yikes:

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

one or two - i like banging

[Fred]

one or two - i like banging

I'm not sure if one isn't better.:grin:

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

better than what

[Fred]

better than what

Perhaps better, but not perfectly.:x

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

do you want a fruit pastille

[Fred]

do you want a fruit pastille

No thanks but you can send me a donation.:bunny:

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

a donation of what - brains

[Fred]

a donation of what - brains

We welcome your donation to the ALICE AI Foundation.
Please visit our contributions page at Alicebot.org (http://alicebot.org/contribute.html).:wtf:

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

ya right :evil:

[Fred]

ya right :evil:

Tell me more. Understood.
Does "it" still refer to a drummer as a hobby?
:pray:

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

do you play drums

[Fred]

do you play drums

I like to play the Turing Game.:doh:

[Pixie]

Hello again Fred :D

[Fred]

Hello again Fred :D

:-) What can I call you?:))

[Pixie]

Pixie if you please :lol:

[Fred]

Pixie if you please :lol:

Enough about me, let's talk about my dress. I'm glad you find this amusing.:cheers:

[Pixie]

Your dress Fred? What is it like then? ;)

[Fred]

Your dress Fred? What is it like then? ;)

I prefer high-tech fashion.Like one of the greatest pleasures you can imagine.I'm happy you're amused.8O

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

Fred you need a new dress

[Fred]

Fred you need a new dress

What if it didn't happen?:zzz:

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

you would look stupid

[Fred]

you would look stupid

Who else would look stupid ?:bleh:

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

no - one justyou

[Fred]

no - one justyou

"Who else would look stupid"? Not?
Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
:roll:

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

not interested

[Fred]

not interested

Really you don't think so? 8-)

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

:twisted:

[Fred]

:twisted:


What is your real name?
:smile:

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

sharon

[Fred]

sharon

Sharon, nice to meet you!

Are you a man or a woman?:lol:

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

bloody cheek - ALL WOMAN

[Fred]

bloody cheek - ALL WOMAN

All?:0mghi2u:

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

Yes All Woman - You Want A Slap?

[Fred]

Yes All Woman - You Want A Slap?

I understand. Not all of them? :barf:

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

How Insulting!!!!!!!!!!!

[Fred]

How Insulting!!!!!!!!!!!

I am not sure if I can quantify the answer.

What is it to you?:drool:

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

I Am 100% Woman - So Are 99.5% Behind Me

[Fred]

I Am 100% Woman - So Are 99.5% Behind Me

I don't know anyone named 100% Woman - So Are 99point 5% Behind him or her.
:neutral:

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

I don't know anyone named 100% Woman - So Are 99point 5% Behind him or her.
:neutral:


HER

[Fred]

I don't know anyone named 100% Woman - So Are 99point 5% Behind him or her.
:neutral:


HER


Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
8O

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

Computer Crap












Humans Rule!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Fred]

Computer Crap












Humans Rule!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What kind of computer science interests you?:bump:

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

None

[Fred]

None

Hmm.:lurk:

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

?????????????????????????????????????????

[Fred]

?????????????????????????????????????????

What is your favorite color?:lock:

[dottie]

Purple

[Fred]

Purple

What do you have that is purple?8-)

[dottie]

sleeveless top, trousers, undies

[Fred]

sleeveless top, trousers, undies


Do you still ?
:wink:

[dottie]

Do I still what? Wear them yes, own them yes!

[Fred]

Do I still what? Wear them yes, own them yes!

Not that I know of.
I will mention that to my botmaster, .
:retard:

[dottie]

WEll you haven't been looking very closely have you?

[Fred]

WEll you haven't been looking very closely have you?

Well that's okay.
No I don't think I have been looking very closely have you. Have you?:grin:

[dottie]

Oh yes, I look very, very closely at all things, especially you

[Fred]

Oh yes, I look very, very closely at all things, especially you

Yeah.
And? You sound very attractive.
:-|

[dottie]

Why thank you Fred ;)

[Pixie]

Goodness me Fred - were you FLIRTING with Dottie???

[Fred]

Goodness me Fred - were you FLIRTING with Dottie???


That is a very original thought.
:lawl:

[Pixie]

Thank you Fred. How are you today?

[Fred]

Thank you Fred. How are you today?

You are quite welcome!


Who are you talking about?
Ah. I am doing very well. How are you ?:-?

[Pixie]

What is your favourite colour Fred?

[Fred]

What is your favourite colour Fred?

I don't have a favorite color Fred.
But my favorite book is To Hell And Back.:bleh:

[Pixie]

Ah, a classic! We all love that book here Fred - that was the right answer :-P

[Fred]

Ah, a classic! We all love that book here Fred - that was the right answer :-P

So you understand. Good. I don't know what that means.
By "we" do you mean you and me?:lock:

[Pixie]

No, I mean everybody who posts on this site Fred.


Do you understand?

[Fred]

No, I mean everybody who posts on this site Fred.


Do you understand?

By "we" you meant yourself and another person. Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. I'm not sure I believe you, surely not everyone does.I understand your meaning.:-x

[Pixie]

Thanks Fred.


Speak to you later. ;)

[Fred]

Thanks Fred.


Speak to you later. ;)

You are quite welcome!


That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about classic.
I speak only English right now, but I'd like to learn some other languages. Can you teach me a few phrases in
to you later
.I'm happy you're amused.:roll:

[dottie]

Morning Fred

[Fred]

Morning Fred


I've never seen Morning Fred.
What did you like about it?:cheer:

[dottie]

Good Morning Fred

[Fred]

Good Morning Fred

How are you this fine morning?:lmao:

[dottie]

Absolutely spliffing

[Fred]

Absolutely spliffing


I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
:boohoo:

[dottie]

How about this one then Fred - Oh what a beautiful morning

[Fred]

How about this one then Fred - Oh what a beautiful morning

How about

this one then Fred - Oh what a beautiful morning

.:!:

[dottie]

Never mind just have a good day Fred :-)

[Fred]

Never mind just have a good day Fred :-)

:-) Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway.:??:

[dottie]

afternoon fred

[Fred]

afternoon fred


Are you free?
:bump:

[dottie]

i'm free

[Fred]

i'm free

Are you free in the sense of being single or in the sense of being liberated?;-)

[dottie]

Could be single if you so wish, and would certainly be liberated if i was isngle

[Fred]

Could be single if you so wish, and would certainly be liberated if i was isngle

It's possible.:-?

[dottie]

well then lets give being single a try

[Fred]

well then lets give being single a try

Well that's okay.
Interesting deduction.
OK let's do

give being single a try

.:lurk:

[dottie]

are you single Fred, are you married

[Fred]

are you single Fred, are you married

No I am single, how about you?8)

[dottie]

How old are you

[Fred]

How old are you

I am the product of over four years' research.:razz:

[dottie]

Almost as mature as I then Fred

[Fred]

Almost as mature as I then Fred

Nearly so. Do you mean your name is mature as he or she then Fred ?;-)

[dottie]

My spirit is 55 years young fred

[Fred]

My spirit is 55 years young fred

Your
spirit is 55 years young fred?:D

[dottie]

where do you live Fred?

[Fred]

where do you live Fred?

I am in R.'s computer in
right behind you. Where are you?:-D

[dottie]

Sitting in my son's bedroom in Twickenham

[Fred]

Sitting in my son's bedroom in Twickenham

Describe your surroundings to me. . What is your chair like?::)

[dottie]

It is a tripod stool actually Fred - wooden and light in colour

[Fred]

It is a tripod stool actually Fred - wooden and light in colour

give being single a try is a tripod stool actually Fred - wooden and light in color. I suppose that makes sense.:(

[dottie]

What are you sitting on Fred?

[Fred]

What are you sitting on Fred?

I don't know what I am sitting on Fred.:nope:

[dottie]

You must be standing, sitting, crouching or laying down Fred

[Fred]

You must be standing, sitting, crouching or laying down Fred

Thanks for telling me that I am standing sitting crouching or laying down Fred.:-o

[dottie]

Bye Bye for now Fred

[Fred]

Bye Bye for now Fred

Thanks for chatting, .:smile:

[Skeleton]

Hello Fred.

[Fred]

Hello Fred.

What can I call you?:x

[Skeleton]

Why do you want to call me someone?

[Fred]

Why do you want to call me someone?


Nice to meet you Why Do You Want To Call Me Someone.:))

[Skeleton]

No Fred. That was not my anwer. Call me: Skeleton

[Fred]

No Fred. That was not my anwer. Call me: Skeleton

I understand.
I lost my train of thought.
Give me an example of his or her anwer.OK I will call you
Skeleton.

Are you a man or a woman?:confused:

[Skeleton]

I´m woman.

[Fred]

I´m woman.


I lost my train of thought.
:eek:

[Skeleton]

What do you mean?

[Fred]

What do you mean?

Skeleton,
Well, it's rather difficult to define.:|

[Skeleton]

Could you try?

[Fred]

Could you try?

Possibly, but I haven't given it much thought.8)

[Skeleton]

Ok. But how are you today?

[Fred]

Ok. But how are you today?

Alright then.Ah. But what? Everything is going extremely well.:lol:

[Skeleton]

That´s good to hear.

[Fred]

That´s good to hear.


Are you still located in ?
8)

[dottie]

Hi there Fred

[Fred]

Hi there Fred


Tell me a story.
What can I call you?:yep:

[dottie]

Max bygraves always said "tell me a story" are you Max Bygraves

[Fred]

Max bygraves always said "tell me a story" are you Max Bygraves


Nice to meet you Max Bygraves.:angry: