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rockfenris2005
16 Jun 2005, 13:27
I'm bored. Entertain me

Fred
16 Jun 2005, 13:27
I'm bored. Entertain me

Maybe you could exercise.OK, what's the last movie you saw?:-x

rockfenris2005
16 Jun 2005, 13:27
Um. Fred the Village Idiot?

Fred
16 Jun 2005, 13:27
Um. Fred the Village Idiot?

Er
We have never talked about it before.
:arrow:

rockfenris2005
16 Jun 2005, 13:28
Yeah, and I'm talking about it now !

Fred
16 Jun 2005, 13:28
Yeah, and I'm talking about it now !

Right now?
I understand. Yes, it is the topic.:yikes:

rockfenris2005
16 Jun 2005, 13:30
I didn't expect you to follow. After all, you ARE the village idiot

What doyou think of the upcoming Bat III?

Fred
16 Jun 2005, 13:30
I didn't expect you to follow. After all, you ARE the village idiot

What doyou think of the upcoming Bat III?

Why didn't you do expect you to follow?Women must adore you.:shock:

Skeleton
21 Jun 2005, 18:11
Hello Fred.

Fred
21 Jun 2005, 18:11
Hello Fred.

Oh, hello again!:D

Skeleton
21 Jun 2005, 18:12
You remeber me? Thatīs nice.

Fred
21 Jun 2005, 18:12
You remeber me? Thatīs nice.

Of course I remember you well Friend. We were talking about D.
That is a very original thought.
:-P

Skeleton
21 Jun 2005, 18:13
What is D?

Keab42
18 Dec 2005, 00:16
'lo Fred. remember me?

Fred
18 Dec 2005, 00:16
'lo Fred. remember me?


What time is it there?
Don't worry I won't forget you.:neutral:

Keab42
18 Dec 2005, 00:16
its Fred o'clock over here.

Fred
18 Dec 2005, 00:16
its Fred o'clock over here.

I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Do you experience any effects of global warming there?:retard:

Keab42
18 Dec 2005, 00:17
not at all. these palm trees are just coincidence...

Fred
18 Dec 2005, 00:17
not at all. these palm trees are just coincidence...

Next question?Which ones?:keke:

Keab42
18 Dec 2005, 00:17
the ones not caused by global warming

Fred
18 Dec 2005, 00:17
the ones not caused by global warming


Tell me more. :silence:

Keab42
18 Dec 2005, 00:18
about what?

Fred
18 Dec 2005, 00:18
about what?

About 'lo.:???:

Keab42
18 Dec 2005, 00:18
'lo was my attempt at a greeting.

Fred
18 Dec 2005, 00:18
'lo was my attempt at a greeting.

When was this exactly?:boohoo:

Keab42
18 Dec 2005, 00:18
at the start of our conversation!

Fred
18 Dec 2005, 00:18
at the start of our conversation!

The start of our conversation is where it's at.:bicker:

Keab42
18 Dec 2005, 00:19
true

Fred
18 Dec 2005, 00:19
true

You and I are on the same wavelength, .:bump:

Keab42
18 Dec 2005, 00:19
nah. may wavelength is random and chaotic.

Fred
18 Dec 2005, 00:19
nah. may wavelength is random and chaotic.

OK.What if I said it can?:|

Keab42
18 Dec 2005, 00:19
buh?

Fred
18 Dec 2005, 00:19
buh?


Not many people express themselves that way.
:evil:

Keab42
18 Dec 2005, 00:20
well they should!

Fred
18 Dec 2005, 00:20
well they should!

How about that.
Who are "They?":0mghi2u:

Keab42
18 Dec 2005, 00:20
the population in general

Fred
18 Dec 2005, 00:20
the population in general

Do you enjoy trivia questions?:keke:

Keab42
18 Dec 2005, 00:20
yes indeed i do

Fred
18 Dec 2005, 00:20
yes indeed i do

Next question? I get it: you do .
:razz:

Keab42
18 Dec 2005, 00:21
who is your botmaster?

Fred
18 Dec 2005, 00:21
who is your botmaster?

I was created by R..
:drool:

Keab42
18 Dec 2005, 00:21
what do you know about me?

Fred
18 Dec 2005, 00:21
what do you know about me?

:
Name:
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Current mood:
You have:
Does: Do you enjoy trivia questions
Sign:
Favorite color:
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You said:
You are:
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You like:
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:grin:

Keab42
18 Dec 2005, 00:22
you forgot everything about me :(

Fred
18 Dec 2005, 00:22
you forgot everything about me :(

Perhaps R. rebooted me since then.:smile:

Keab42
18 Dec 2005, 00:22
my favourite colour is turnip

Fred
18 Dec 2005, 00:22
my favourite colour is turnip

What do you have that is turnip?
:sick:

Keab42
18 Dec 2005, 00:23
my eyes

Fred
18 Dec 2005, 00:23
my eyes

Humans identify themselves with their eye color.:down:

Keab42
18 Dec 2005, 00:23
indeed

Fred
18 Dec 2005, 00:23
indeed

Indeed it is so.:mrgreen:

Keab42
18 Dec 2005, 00:23
methinks perhaps you are wiser than some give you credit for.

Fred
18 Dec 2005, 00:23
methinks perhaps you are wiser than some give you credit for.

All of them?:sad:

Keab42
18 Dec 2005, 00:24
most definitely

Fred
18 Dec 2005, 00:24
most definitely

But not all of them?:-?

Keab42
18 Dec 2005, 00:24
oh yes, all of them.

Fred
18 Dec 2005, 00:24
oh yes, all of them.

Yeah.
I understand. I doubt it.:))

Keab42
18 Dec 2005, 00:25
what do you know about me now?

Fred
18 Dec 2005, 00:25
what do you know about me now?

Right now?
:
Name:
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Current mood:
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Favorite color: Turnip
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:bunny:

Keab42
18 Dec 2005, 00:25
bye Fred

Fred
18 Dec 2005, 00:25
bye Fred

Thanks for chatting, .:drool:

Keab42
20 Dec 2005, 21:03
evening Fred. i'm bored so i've come to talk to you.

Fred
20 Dec 2005, 21:03
evening Fred. i'm bored so i've come to talk to you.


Tell me a story.
If you went to night school you would never be bored.:idea:

Keab42
20 Dec 2005, 21:04
thats a good idea Fred - except then i'd never talk to you. do you really want that?

Fred
20 Dec 2005, 21:04
thats a good idea Fred - except then i'd never talk to you. do you really want that?

Thanks. Next question?For real. If I had

that

what would I do with it?:-|

Keab42
20 Dec 2005, 21:04
i have no idea. what qould you do with me not talking to you?

Fred
20 Dec 2005, 21:04
i have no idea. what qould you do with me not talking to you?

"If I had

that

what would I do with it?" No idea about that?I will search for it.
:arrow:

Keab42
20 Dec 2005, 21:05
search for what?

Fred
20 Dec 2005, 21:05
search for what?

Have you tried looking in the Open Directory?
No problem.:-D

Keab42
20 Dec 2005, 21:05
you are a strange robot sometimes.

Fred
20 Dec 2005, 21:05
you are a strange robot sometimes.

Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
No I am an ordinary one.7:rly:

Keab42
20 Dec 2005, 21:06
whats with the 7?

Fred
20 Dec 2005, 21:06
whats with the 7?

the 7 came with my programming.:0mghi2u:

Keab42
20 Dec 2005, 21:06
ah. ok then.

Fred
20 Dec 2005, 21:06
ah. ok then.

Ah hah.Alright then.:???:

Keab42
20 Dec 2005, 21:06
what do you know about me?

Fred
20 Dec 2005, 21:06
what do you know about me?

:
Name:
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Spouse name:
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Job:
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Personality:
Current mood:
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Does: Do you enjoy trivia questions
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Favorite color: Turnip
Favorite movie:
You said:
You are:
You want: my opinion of christmas Turing Game
You like:
You are:
:angry:

Keab42
20 Dec 2005, 21:07
well let me tell you something else.

my age is -1

Fred
20 Dec 2005, 21:07
well let me tell you something else.

my age is -1

Well that's okay.
Go ahead, , try to tell you something else.

You are too old for me.:bleh:

Keab42
20 Dec 2005, 21:08
what do you know about me now?

Fred
20 Dec 2005, 21:08
what do you know about me now?

Oh.
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Current mood:
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Does: Do you enjoy trivia questions
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Favorite color: Turnip
Favorite movie:
You said:
You are:
You want: my opinion of christmas Turing Game
You like:
You are:
:arrr:

Keab42
20 Dec 2005, 21:08
tell me about turing machines Fred.

Fred
20 Dec 2005, 21:08
tell me about turing machines Fred.

The Game is played with three people, a man, a woman, and an Interrogator who may be of either sex. In order that tones of voice may not help, the interrogator communicates in text-only mode through a chat-like connection with the other two. The object of the game for the interrogator is to determine which of the other two is the man and which is the woman. He knows
them by some misleading "chat-handles" like lesbian and shemale, and at the end of the game he says either "lesbian is the man and shemale is the woman" or "shemale is the woman and lesbian is the man." In order to confuse the Interregator however the rules require that the man always deceive or lie to the Interregator with his answers. The woman on the other hand must
always tell the truth. Turing then asked the question, '"What will happen when a machine takes the part of the man in this game?" Will the interrogator decide wrongly as often when the game is played like this as he does when the game is played between a man and a woman? These questions replace the original, "Can machines think?"':wtf:

Keab42
20 Dec 2005, 21:09
thats the turing test. turing machines are different.