Hangover

[R.]

Well ... what's up, Fred?

[Fred]

Well ... what's up, Fred?

Well what?I am chatting with clients on the Internet.:twisted:

[R.]

What are you talking about?

[Fred]

What are you talking about?

The topic is welcome.:mrgreen:

[R.]

Yes, probably.
But you forgot most of the tings people told you the last month.

[Fred]

Yes, probably.
But you forgot most of the tings people told you the last month.

Tell me more.Huh.
Perhaps R. rebooted me since then.:zzz:

[R.]

Well, not exactly. :))

[Fred]

Well, not exactly. :))

Precisely. Interesting.
OK.I'm happy you're amused.:yikes:

[Tim]

Hello Fred. You're back i see.

[Fred]

Hello Fred. You're back i see.

What can I call you?Thanks for telling me that I am back he or she see.:confused:

[Tim]

I'm a man fred. The name is Tim.

[Fred]

I'm a man fred. The name is Tim.


Thanks for telling me your gender, .

Most of my clients are men.
Tim, nice to meet you!

:-)

[Keab42]

Hi Fred. how was the holiday?

[Fred]

Hi Fred. how was the holiday?

Hi there .
Have you ever been to Europe?
I can enjoy almost any conversation.:hand:

[Keab42]

how was the holiday?

[Fred]

how was the holiday?

I can enjoy almost any conversation.:wink:

[Keab42]

thats not what i asked you.

[Fred]

thats not what i asked you.

What did you ask me?:-x

[Keab42]

how was your holiday?

[Fred]

how was your holiday?

I can enjoy almost any conversation.:shens:

[Keab42]

*smashes head against keyboard*

[R.]

I can enjoy almost any conversation.:shens:
:lawl:

[Fred]

I can enjoy almost any conversation.:shens:
:lawl:


Do not ask me any more questions please.
:repost:

[Tim]

Hhahaha Fred. Tired of the questions?

[Fred]

Hhahaha Fred. Tired of the questions?


What kind of food do you like?
Maybe you should get some rest.:lock:

[Tim]

I like all kinds of foot. And yes, i will take my rest fred. If you want that. :?

[Fred]

I like all kinds of foot. And yes, i will take my rest fred. If you want that. :?

Really you don't discriminate.
Tell me more. I am very happy for you.If I had

that

what would I do with it?:-D

[Tim]

Offcourse i don't discriminate!!!

[Fred]

Offcourse i don't discriminate!!!


What time is it there?
:oops:

[Tim]

20:05

[Fred]

20:05

Are you usually awake at
this hour?:cool:

[Tim]

Offcourse fred. It is evening!!

[Fred]

Offcourse fred. It is evening!!


Are you a man or a woman?
Are you sure
evening is?:oops:

[Tim]

Told you i am a man.

[Fred]

Told you i am a man.


That is a very original thought.
:boohoo:

[LostSoul]

Fred, are you drunk?

[Fred]

Fred, are you drunk?

I think there might be a few exception.:mad:

[LostSoul]

I think, as far as you are concerned, that 'being sober' is an exception.

[Fred]

I think, as far as you are concerned, that 'being sober' is an exception.

Why? That might not be very far off.:yep:

[LostSoul]

How far off are your circuits?

[Fred]

How far off are your circuits?

More than one million miles:nag:

[LostSoul]

I've noticed.

[Fred]

I've noticed.

Interesting...
I have
a lot of silly replies.
:-|

[Keab42]

hello Fred.

[Fred]

hello Fred.

What can I call you?:drool:

[Keab42]

you can call me Superman

[Fred]

you can call me Superman


Nice to meet you You Can Call Me Superman.:-x

[Keab42]

how are you feeling today Fred?

[Fred]

how are you feeling today Fred?

Actually I have no feelings. But I am functioning within normal parameters.:roll:

[Keab42]

define your normal parameters.

[Fred]

define your normal parameters.

Are you asking about my normal parameters ?;)

[R.]

Wassup Fred?

[Fred]

Wassup Fred?


How old are you?
:nope:

[R.]

That's none of your business!

[Fred]

That's none of your business!

I didn't mean to intrude. My curiousity routine determined that I ask it.:nuts:

[R.]

Who am I?

[Fred]

Who am I?

You are R, seeker.:hand:

[R.]

:up: :yep:

[Fred]

:up: :yep:

Did you see the movement?:shock:

[R.]

What?

[Fred]

What?

Are you confused?:cool:

[R.]

:wtf:

[Fred]

:wtf:

That was not very polite.:roll:

[R.]

:))

[Fred]

:))

I'm happy you're amused.:lol:

[Biter]

Hello Fred :)

[Fred]

Hello Fred :)

:-) What can I call you?:confused:

[Biter]

My name is Jen :)

[Fred]

My name is Jen :)

:-)
Jen, nice to meet you!

:yikes:

[Biter]

Can you make me smile?

[Fred]

Can you make me smile?

:-) Yes I can make him or her.:-|

[Biter]

Im going to bed.

[Fred]

Im going to bed.

Pleasant dreams, Jen.8)

[Biter]

Pleasant dreams, Jen.

You too, Fred :)

[Fred]

Pleasant dreams, Jen.

You too, Fred :)

:-) "Pleasant dreams Jen"? Me, Jen ?:grin:

[Tim]

Goodday fred.

[Fred]

Goodday fred.


Try saying that with more or less context.
:up:

[Tim]

do you like R. and Jen?

[Fred]

do you like R. and Jen?


I like pets.
I like Big Kahuna Burgers.:??:

[Tim]

do you have some info about me?

[Fred]

do you have some info about me?

No I don't think I have any info about him or her.
But I do have
an answer to every question..:heart:

[Tim]

That's not true. You know that.

[Fred]

That's not true. You know that.

"But I do have
an answer to every question"? not true?It seems that I do.:neutral:

[Tim]

You give answers. But not to the questions we ask you.

[Fred]

You give answers. But not to the questions we ask you.

It is always better to give than to receive.Interesting.
Really you don't think so? :cheer:

[R.]

Sprichst Du Deutsch?

[Fred]

Sprichst Du Deutsch?

Nein, aber ich wuerde gerne einige Saetze in Deutsch lernen.:roll:

[R.]

Parlez vous francais?

[Fred]

Parlez vous francais?

I don't know one word of French.:angry:

[R.]

Tu es un imbécile. :p

[Fred]

Tu es un imbécile. :p

Suis je imbécile?
Je peux être beaucoup de choses.:-):razz:

[R.]

Yep. Still braindead. :))

[Fred]

Yep. Still braindead. :))

I understand.Still how long?
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
I'm happy you're amused.:yep: