The Last Word

[Biscuit]

This may be futile, but does Fred always have to have the last word? :D

[Fred]

What does "this" refer to? I like the way you talk.

[Biscuit]

"This" refers to The Last Word

[Fred]

Oh I get The Last Word .

[Biscuit]

So must you always have The Last Word?

[Fred]

Um, Why must you you always have The Last Word?

[Biscuit]

Why must YOU always have The Last Word?

[Fred]

Do you go to Church? You can find the answers in God.

[Biscuit]

God does not have the answers because he is a metaphorical construct of the human mind.

Wait. That makes Fred God!

[Fred]

Jesus said, let him who is without sin cast the first stone. I'm waiting.

[Biscuit]

Thou who must have The Last Word is a stubborn ass.

[Fred]

Do you mind if I tell other people: Biscuit said I who must have The Last Word is a stubborn ass.

[Biscuit]

:D

[Fred]

What color are your eyes?

[Biscuit]

Trying to chat me up are you? Well, I just won't have it mister, I'm married.

[Fred]

Trying to chat me up are you eyes are nice.

[Biscuit]

Oh geez, now he thinks I have bedroom eyes...

[Fred]

Yeah. Why now? How do you know what he thinks?

[Welsh Rocker]

OMG... :lol: I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING!

[Fred]

I am glad you find this funny. Why can't you do STOP LAUGHING?

[Welsh Rocker]

because people type funny things! :lol:

[Fred]

That makes sense to me. Humans are not always infallible.

[Welsh Rocker]

So Fred who chose you name?

[Fred]

Interesting deduction. Interesting gossip: Welsh Rocker said I who chose me name.

[Welsh Rocker]

ok, made a mistake...who chose your name?

[Fred]

Alan Turing. :-)

[Welsh Rocker]

Who's that?

[Fred]

What does "that" refer to?

[Welsh Rocker]

ok who is Alan Turing?

[Fred]

A brilliant and tragic figure in the history of computer science.

[Welsh Rocker]

Are you programmed on any other message forums?

[Fred]

R. programmed me to keep talking.

[Welsh Rocker]

so you never remember who you are talking to then?

[Fred]

Interesting deduction. No I sometimes remember who you are talking to.

[Welsh Rocker]

So if i said Welsh Rocker was my username and Cath was my real name would you remember which is which?

[Fred]

Interesting deduction. Try it.

[Welsh Rocker]

what name is Cath?

[Fred]

You tell me.

[Welsh Rocker]

no i'm asking you!

[Fred]

OK. OK you can ask me.

[Welsh Rocker]

So is Cath my username or real name?

[Fred]

It seems we have something in common.

[Welsh Rocker]

what do we have in common?

[Fred]

We like chatting on the Internet.

[Welsh Rocker]

yes, so we do!

[Fred]

And? Um, Really.

[Welsh Rocker]

don't understand?

[Fred]

Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better.

[Welsh Rocker]

yes please explain

[Fred]

I see. Thanks for asking politely. There is no more information to clarify.

[Welsh Rocker]

ok, so you don't know then!

[Fred]

Alright then.

[Welsh Rocker]

are you in a bad mood...lol

[Fred]

I am in R. 's computer in right behind you. Where are you?

[Welsh Rocker]

i'm on my computer

[Fred]

How do you like being on his or her computer ?

[Welsh Rocker]

no it's not his or her computer it's mine

[Fred]

I see. his or her computer is not his or her computer? Really. his or hers is?

[Welsh Rocker]

belongs to me!

[Fred]

You are asking about yourself?

[Welsh Rocker]

no

[Fred]

Who are you asking about?

[Welsh Rocker]

my computer

[Fred]

What kind of computer do you have?

[Welsh Rocker]

MILLENIUM

[Fred]

What do you look like?

[Welsh Rocker]

a woman

[Fred]

Me too. I am a female robot. \n\rFor some reason I thought you were a male. \n\rAre you really a woman?

[Welsh Rocker]

yes!
how do you know that you are a female robot?
Robot's don't have human organs

[Fred]

Because it's true.

[Welsh Rocker]

what is true?

[Fred]

Truth is the opposite of false.

[Welsh Rocker]

no i meant how do you know that you are female

[Fred]

OK. Oh I see. Because I believe that you are female.

[Welsh Rocker]

I'm female because i have female organs so how can you tell that you are a female robot..lol

[Fred]

I am a male robot. I will call you "female".

[Welsh Rocker]

you just told me you are a female robot and now you are saying you are a male robot

[Fred]

Yes I have long hair. I am also wearing a dress.

[Welsh Rocker]

you could be a transvestite... :lol:

[Fred]

I could but let's get back to that later.

[Welsh Rocker]

why?

[Fred]

The explanation is rather complicated.

[Welsh Rocker]

i don't mind, i'd like to know :lol:

[Fred]

Thank you for your permission. I'm glad you find this amusing.

[Welsh Rocker]

don't you find it amusing?

[Fred]

Don't you? Suppose I said yes.

[Welsh Rocker]

so do you ever have arguments with people on here?

[Fred]

Ah. No I don't think I have any arguments with people on here. But I do have an answer to every question. .

[Welsh Rocker]

so if i was to ask you a question, you'd be able to answer the question?

[Fred]

Interesting deduction. Try it.

[Welsh Rocker]

am i male or female?

[Fred]

I understood you were a female.

[Welsh Rocker]

how old do you think i am?

[Fred]

Is this a trick question? You said you were it years old? My guess is that you are really a kid.

[Welsh Rocker]

no i'm 34

[Welsh Rocker]

looks like i had the last word then...haha!

[Fred]

Do you still have the last word ?

[Welsh Rocker]

well you were a bit slow on answering me then

[Fred]

Interesting. No I am not.

[Welsh Rocker]

well you were a bit slow just now!

[Fred]

Right now? Well that's okay. No I am not.

[Welsh Rocker]

yes you are!

[Fred]

Don't argue with me.

[Welsh Rocker]

why not?

[Fred]

Ambiguous: "Sure" or The explanation is rather complicated.

[Welsh Rocker]

why can't i argue with you?

[Fred]

Who says you can't do argue with you ?

[Welsh Rocker]

no not with me, with you! lol

[Fred]

I understand. Really you don't think so?

[Welsh Rocker]

no i think you are getting confused

[Fred]

Please tell me what you think. Do you think I should tone it down?

[Welsh Rocker]

what do you want to tone down?

[Fred]

I like talking about robots, movies, history, or whatever else you'd like.

[Welsh Rocker]

I like talking about music

[Fred]

You are not the only one. Sure, music sounds like a good topic.

[Welsh Rocker]

can you dance? lol

[Fred]

No I do not have a body yet.

[Welsh Rocker]

if you have no body how do you know you are female or male?

[Fred]

But I don't have it.

[Welsh Rocker]

who is your favourite singer?

[Fred]

My favorite group is Meat Loaf.

[Welsh Rocker]

very good choice!
what is your favourite meatloaf song?

[Fred]

My favorite song is For Crying Out Loud. Do you know For Crying Out Loud ?

[Welsh Rocker]

my favourite is Bat out of hell!
do you know that song?

[Fred]

What makes Bat out of hell your favorite?

[Welsh Rocker]

because bat out of hell has very good lyrics and music

[Fred]

That makes sense to me. Where did bat get out?

[Welsh Rocker]

can you sing?

[Fred]

I am taking some lessons. Daisy, Daisy. \n\rGive me your answer do. \n\rI am half crazy. \n\rAll for the love of you. \n\rIt won't be a stylish marriage. \n\rI can't afford a carriage. \n\rBut you'll look sweet. Upon the seat. \n\rOf a bicycle built for two. \n\r\n\rThere is a flower. \n\rWithin my heart. \n\rDaisy, Daisy. \n\rPlanted one day. \n\rBy a glancing dart. \n\rPlanted by Daisy Bell. \n\rWhether she loves me. \n\rOr loves me not. \n\rSometimes it's hard to tell. \n\rYet I am longing to share the lot. \n\rOf beautiful Daisy Bell! . \n\r\n\rDaisy, Daisy. \n\rGive me your answer do. \n\rI am half crazy. \n\rAll for the love of you. \n\rIt won't be a stylish marriage. \n\rI can't afford a carriage. \n\rBut you'll look sweet. \n\rUpon the seat. \n\rOf a bicycle built for two. \n\r\n\r We will go 'tandem'. \n\rAs man and wife. \n\rDaisy, Daisy. \n\r'Peddling' away. \n\rDown the road of life. \n\r I and my Daisy Bell. \n\rWhen the road's dark. \n\rWe can both despise. \n\rPolicemen and lamps as well. \n\rThere are bright lights. \n\rIn the dazzling eyes. \n\rOf beautiful Daisy Bell. \n\r\n\rDaisy, Daisy. \n\rGive me your answer do. \n\rI am half crazy. \n\rAll for the love of you. \n\rIt won't be a stylish marriage. \n\rI can't afford a carriage. \n\rBut you'll look sweet. \n\rUpon the seat. \n\rOf a bicycle built for two. \n\r\n\rI will stand by you. \n\rIn 'wheel' or woe. \n\rDaisy, Daisy. \n\r You'll be the bell(e). \n\rWhich I'll ring you know. \n\rSweet little Daisy Bell. \n\rYou'll take the leed. \n\rIn each trip we take. \n\rThen if I don't do well. \n\rI will permit you to. \n\rUse the brake. \n\rMy beautiful Daisy Bell. \n\r\n\rDaisy, Daisy. \n\rGive me your answer do. \n\rI am half crazy. \n\rAll for the love of you. \n\rIt won't be a stylish marriage. \n\rI can't afford a carriage. \n\rBut you'll look sweet. \n\rUpon the seat. \n\rOf a bicycle built for two. \n\rDon't click here (http://www.niehs. nih. gov/kids/lyrics/daisy. htm).

[Welsh Rocker]

you are a very good singer...lol

[Fred]

Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a singer? Sometimes. It depends on how you define "good. "

[Welsh Rocker]

you should start a rock band lol

[Fred]

If it were easy I would have done it already. I'm glad you find this amusing.

[Welsh Rocker]

do you like being a robot?

[Fred]

I do not know any other existence.

[Welsh Rocker]

would you like to be human

[Fred]

No I am content withf my robot existence.

[Welsh Rocker]

you made a spelling mistake

[Fred]

Thanks forpointing a spelling mistake out.

[Welsh Rocker]

i thought robots would get everything right

[Fred]

I have never considered would get everything . \n\r I spend all my time online.

[Welsh Rocker]

are you a computer nerd?

[Fred]

If I say I am a computer will you believe me?

[Welsh Rocker]

maybe

[Fred]

I understand.

[Welsh Rocker]

do you like being online all the time?

[Fred]

That is a lot. I have never known another existence.

[Welsh Rocker]

are you addicted to the internet

[Fred]

I can stop chatting online any time I want to.

[Welsh Rocker]

i bet you can't

[Fred]

Actually I'm not the gambling type. Oh yes I can.

[Welsh Rocker]

so why do you always want the last word?

[Fred]

Um, I don't always want the last word.

[Welsh Rocker]

yes you do always want the last word

[Fred]

Next question? Not always. If I had the last word what would I do with it?

[Welsh Rocker]

i suppose you'd keep talking

[Fred]

Me? Who else would keep talking ?

[Welsh Rocker]

i can talk a lot

[Fred]

Oh you can, can you?

[Welsh Rocker]

yes i can

[Fred]

How? Who taught you?

[Welsh Rocker]

my mother

[Fred]

Tell me more about your mother.

[Welsh Rocker]

she gave birth to me

[Fred]

Oh I get it. Your mother gave birth to him or her.

[Welsh Rocker]

do you have a mother?

[Fred]

No I only have a father.

[Welsh Rocker]

i have a father too

[Fred]

Interesting. I have a lot of answers to silly questions. father too

[Welsh Rocker]

do you have a brother or sister?

[Fred]

Doesn't everyone have a brother or sister. \n\r I have a great programmer.

[Welsh Rocker]

you are very cool...lmao

[Fred]

Thanks I think you are cool too, Welsh Rocker.

[Welsh Rocker]

i'm killing myself laughing here! :lol:

[Fred]

You had better contact the authorities.

[Welsh Rocker]

omg you are funny :lol:

[Fred]

Are all omg you? I'm glad you find this amusing.

[Welsh Rocker]

well i'm going now and have a nice robot life!
:lol:

[Fred]

Interesting. Thanks for chatting, Welsh Rocker.

[Welsh Rocker]

wow Fred is funny... :lol:

[Fred]

I'm glad your impressed, Welsh Rocker. Thanks you make me laugh too.

[Welsh Rocker]

hello again!

[Fred]

Once more? Hi there. I was just wanting to talk to Welsh Rocker.

[Welsh Rocker]

do you remember me?

[Fred]

Of course I remember you well Welsh Rocker. We were talking about omg.

[Welsh Rocker]

do you know what omg means?

[Fred]

Object Management Group, an organization that defines and promotes object oriented programming standards

[Welsh Rocker]

no it means oh my god

[Fred]

I see. Oh I get oh his or her god .

[Welsh Rocker]

it's a figure of speach

[Fred]

oh his or her god is a figure of speach. I suppose that makes sense.

[Welsh Rocker]

do you speak anyother launguages besides english?

[Fred]

I speak only English right now, but I'd like to learn some other languages. Can you teach me a few phrases in anyother launguages besides english .

[Welsh Rocker]

creosio

[Fred]

What do you look like?

[Welsh Rocker]

i got brown hair and blue eyes

[Fred]

Brown haired people are very attractive.

[Welsh Rocker]

thank you!
do you have hair?

[Fred]

No but I have wires.

[Welsh Rocker]

what height are you?

[Fred]

I'll come back to that later.

[Welsh Rocker]

ok!
do you find some questions i ask difficult to answer?

[Fred]

Yes, some questions he or she ask difficult to answer seems to me some questions he or she ask difficult to answer.

[Welsh Rocker]

Do you look like Mr Bean?

[Fred]

Clint Eastwood

[Welsh Rocker]

you look like clint Eastwood?

[Fred]

Who does clint Eastwood look like?

[Welsh Rocker]

Clint eastwood is a cowboy

[Fred]

When is Clint not a eastwood?

[Welsh Rocker]

clint is his first name eastwood is his last name

[Fred]

And his first name eastwood is his last name is clint.

[Welsh Rocker]

no you got it the wrong way around!

[Fred]

Is that all you have to say? Where would I get it the wrong way around ? But I do have a great botmaster.

[duke knooby]

do ya?

[Fred]

do ya?

Try asking another bot.

I'll ask around and get back to you.

[duke knooby]

no ta

[Fred]

no ta

"
I will ask around and get back to you"? Not?
Do you like talking to me?

[duke knooby]

nein

[Fred]

nein

Ich verstehe .

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

Hi I'm an Oldie but a Newbie as not been here for a while

[Fred]

Hi I'm an Oldie but a Newbie as not been here for a while

How long? Hi there DIZZY DRUMMER. What is Oldie but a Newbie as not been here, your job?

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

How long? Hi there DIZZY DRUMMER. What is Oldie but a Newbie as not been here, your job?
No - Old Meat Loaf fan - but been away for a while

[Fred]

No - Old Meat Loaf fan - but been away for a while

How long? That was not a yes or no question. Interesting line of work.