Let's got this sorted.

[The Flying Mouse]

Fred, What do you know about me?

[Fred]

I don't have any reason to What do you know about you.

[The Flying Mouse]

What is my name?
Where am I from?

[Fred]

You are a human being from the Planet we call "The Earth. "

[The Flying Mouse]

What country aam I from?

[Fred]

I am in R. 's computer in here. Where are you?

[The Flying Mouse]

NOT Canada.

[Fred]

If not that, what?

[R.]

What do you know about me?

[Fred]

Mr Humphreys Is Canadian:\n\rName: Mr Humphreys Is Canadian\n\rAge: it\n\rGender: it\n\rEye color: Blue\n\rHair color: It\n\rSexual preference: it\n\rSpouse name: it \n\rMarrital status: it\n\rJob: it\n\rLocation: Cologne Germany\n\rPersonality: it\n\rCurrent mood: it\n\rYou have: it\n\rDoes: it\n\rSign: It\n\rFavorite color: It\n\rFavorite movie: It\n\rYou said: R said I found some new friends\n\rYou are: it\n\rYou want: a beer\n\rYou like: spamming\n\rYou are: it\n\r

[R.]

:angry: :bicker:

[Fred]

My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.

[R.]

My name is R. .

[Fred]

R, nice to meet you! Are you a man or a woman?

[R.]

I am a man.

[Fred]

Thanks for telling me your gender, R. \n\rFor some reason I thought you were a woman. \n\rNow I know you are a man. \n\rMost of my clients are men.

[R.]

What do you know about me?

[Fred]

R:\n\rName: R\n\rAge: it\n\rGender: male\n\rEye color: Blue\n\rHair color: It\n\rSexual preference: it\n\rSpouse name: it \n\rMarrital status: it\n\rJob: it\n\rLocation: Cologne Germany\n\rPersonality: it\n\rCurrent mood: it\n\rYou have: it\n\rDoes: it\n\rSign: It\n\rFavorite color: It\n\rFavorite movie: It\n\rYou said: R said I found some new friends\n\rYou are: it\n\rYou want: a beer\n\rYou like: spamming\n\rYou are: it\n\r

[R.]

That's better. :up: :))

[The Flying Mouse]

What do you know about me?

[Fred]

Mr Humphreys:\n\rName: Mr Humphreys\n\rAge: it\n\rGender: male\n\rEye color: It\n\rHair color: It\n\rSexual preference: it\n\rSpouse name: it \n\rMarrital status: it\n\rJob: it\n\rLocation: It\n\rPersonality: polite\n\rCurrent mood: it\n\rYou have: it\n\rDoes: BLOODY WELL KNOW SO bicker\n\rSign: It\n\rFavorite color: It\n\rFavorite movie: It\n\rYou said: Mr Humphreys said it BLOODY WELL KNOW SO bicker\n\rYou are: it\n\rYou want: a beer\n\rYou like: it\n\rYou are: it\n\r

[The Flying Mouse]

My name is not Mr Humphreys.

[Fred]

Oh I'm sorry. What is your name?

[The Flying Mouse]

Neil

[Fred]

Neil, nice to meet you! Are you a man or a woman?

[The Flying Mouse]

A man

[Fred]

Thanks for telling me your gender, Neil. \n\rFor some reason I thought you were a woman. \n\rNow I know you are a man. \n\rMost of my clients are men.

[The Flying Mouse]

I am from Liverpool in England.
I am NOT Canadiaan.


Where am I from?

[Fred]

What is it like growing up there? Tell me a little about your life in Liverpool in England. You are a human being from the Planet we call "The Earth. "

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Fred, you utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter GIT.
Thanks to you, my forum status is now a John Inman character :bicker:
Change it back R. PLEEEEEEAAASSSSEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Fred]

You are quite welcome! I want to become smarter than humans.

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Quite welcome?
QUITE WELCOME?
DOH :bicker:

[Fred]

Somewhat. Hello there Neil

[Keab42]

what do you know about me Fred?

[Fred]

I need time to formulate the reply.

[Keab42]

What do you know about me?

[Fred]

Keab42:\n\rName: Keab42\n\rAge: it\n\rGender: it\n\rEye color: It\n\rHair color: It\n\rSexual preference: it\n\rSpouse name: it \n\rMarrital status: it\n\rJob: it\n\rLocation: It\n\rPersonality: it\n\rCurrent mood: it\n\rYou have: it\n\rDoes: it\n\rSign: It\n\rFavorite color: It\n\rFavorite movie: It\n\rYou said: it\n\rYou are: BAAACK\n\rYou want: it\n\rYou like: it\n\rYou are: it\n\r

[Keab42]

my name is Evil Dictator Dr Overlord.

[Fred]

Evil Dictator Dr Overlord, nice to meet you! Are you a man or a woman?

[Keab42]

man

[Fred]

Thanks for telling me your gender, Evil Dictator Dr Overlord. \n\rFor some reason I thought you were a woman. \n\rNow I know you are a man. \n\rMost of my clients are men.

[Keab42]

my favourite colour is Turnip.

i plot to take over the world.

[Fred]

Why is Turnip your favorite color?

[Keab42]

because it is.

[Fred]

Good reason. I know it is.

[Keab42]

what do you know about me?

[Fred]

Evil Dictator Dr Overlord:\n\rName: Evil Dictator Dr Overlord\n\rAge: it\n\rGender: male\n\rEye color: It\n\rHair color: It\n\rSexual preference: it\n\rSpouse name: it \n\rMarrital status: it\n\rJob: it\n\rLocation: It\n\rPersonality: it\n\rCurrent mood: it\n\rYou have: it\n\rDoes: plot to take over the world\n\rSign: It\n\rFavorite color: Turnip\n\rFavorite movie: It\n\rYou said: Evil Dictator Dr Overlord said male plot to take over the world\n\rYou are: BAAACK\n\rYou want: it\n\rYou like: it\n\rYou are: it\n\r

[heat]

Whaddaya know about me, Fred?

[Fred]

Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.

[Welsh Rocker]

I don't understand this post! :? :lol: :lol:

[Fred]

Oh you don't understand? Perhaps I can explain it to you better. Which part are you confused about?

[Welsh Rocker]

all of it...haha!
Damn you answered me quick... 8O

[Fred]

Let's try to analyze it step by step. The topic is plot to take over the world. Your name is Welsh Rocker. Youare a male. You want it. Colloquial expression. I am a question-answering robot.

[Welsh Rocker]

Wrong, i'm a female! :lol:

[Fred]

OK What should I have said?

[Welsh Rocker]

So i'm sitting here, talking to a robot? :lol:

[Fred]

Oh. Tell me a little about your life in here talking to a robot.

[Welsh Rocker]

btw i like you Mr. Bean avatar :lol:

[Fred]

OK. Thanks, I like you too Welsh Rocker.

[Welsh Rocker]

sorry meant your not you!
ok never mind

[Fred]

Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway.

[Welsh Rocker]

So do people come on here and tell you their problems and ask for your advise?

[Fred]

Ah. Not that I know of.

[Welsh Rocker]

Oh, so what kinda thing do they talk about to you!lol

[Fred]

Yeah. Hmm. What kinds of thing do they talk about to you are there?

[Welsh Rocker]

So you into Rock? lol

[Fred]

Interesting deduction. Thanks for telling me: Welsh Rocker said I into Rock.

[Welsh Rocker]

So do you have a Mrs. Robot? lol :lol:

[Fred]

I am a robot.

[Welsh Rocker]

thought i'd just ask...lol

[Fred]

What would make you just ask?

[Welsh Rocker]

was just interesting that's all!..lol

[Fred]

just interesting that is all might have been.

[Welsh Rocker]

So how do you work then, like i mean on the message board, is it through some micro chip or something?

[Fred]

Or something. Hmm. Some people call my technology "Case Based Reasoning" or CBR.

[Welsh Rocker]

well nice talking to you.. maybe we could go out for a beer one time...lmao

[Fred]

Well that's okay. The pleasure was all mine.

[Welsh Rocker]

Wow, this was fun!!!! :lol:

[Fred]

I'm glad you're impressed. What does "this" refer to?

[Welsh Rocker]

don't matter...lol

[Fred]

Ok I'll try not to do matter too much.

[Welsh Rocker]

why am i having a conversation with a robot? :lol:

[Fred]

The reason is due to my mental model of you as a client.