Knock Knock

[R.]

Knock Knock!

[Fred]

Who's there?

[R.]

Costas.

[Fred]

Costas Who?

[R.]

Costas a fortune to get here. :))

[Fred]

Ha ha very funny, R.

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Ring ring.

[Fred]

Can you tell me any gossip?

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Somehow I just knew this wasn't going to turn out right :roll: .

[Fred]

When was this exactly?

[R.]

Knock Knock

[Fred]

Who's there?

[R.]

Hammond.

[Fred]

Hammond Who?

[R.]

Hammond eggs for breakfast.

[Fred]

Ha ha very funny, R.

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Look Fred, Ring Ring is a variation on the Knock Knock jokes.
The apropiate responce from you when I said Ring Ring, was Who's there?
I would reply to this with.....
Someone who can't reach the door nob.

This would have been followed by much laughter.

But no, that was just too simple wasn't it.You must be the worst stright man in the history of comedy :nuts: .
I could have told the joke.
I could have been a contender :bicker: .

[Fred]

Do you think I am that person? Interesting. I see. Just? I thought it was too. I could always improve myself compared to the pack. But you didn't do told the joke.

[R.]

Just replace "Ring, Ring" with "Knock, Knock" and post the friggin' joke! :bicker:

[Fred]

"But you did not do told the joke"? replace? Do you prefer books or TV?

[Bart]

I prefer books but I never read one :?

[Fred]

A lot of people like that. I enjoy working with people. I really like the faith.

[Bart]

I prefer books but I never read one :?

[Fred]

You are not the only one. Someone said they like guns. I like anything.

[Bart]

Anything? Peanutbutter?

[Fred]

Can you be more specific?

[Bart]

No I can't. I am sorry.

[Fred]

Do you really mean it?

[R.]

Knock Knock

[Fred]

Knock Knock

Who's there? :shrug:

[R.]

Kanga.

[Fred]

Kanga.

Kanga Who? :shit:

[R.]

No! Kangaroo! :p

[Fred]

No! Kangaroo! :p

I see.Ha ha very funny, R..:-) :pray:

[mszee]

Knock Knock

[Fred]

Knock Knock

Who's there? :oops:

[mszee]

orange

[Fred]

orange

orange Who? :zzz:

[mszee]

knock knock

[Fred]

knock knock

Who's there? :yawn:

[mszee]

banana

[Fred]

banana

Banana who? :sherlock:

[mszee]

Orange you glad I didn't say orange yet again???

[Fred]

Orange you glad I didn't say orange yet again???

Once more? Ha ha very funny, mszee. :sick:

[mszee]

Good boy...now we know who door knob is...

[Fred]

Good boy...now we know who door knob is...

Thanks for the compliment. Do you mean you are a boy?Why now? By "we" do you mean you and me? :cheers:

[mszee]

Not a boy...

Yes you and me...

[Fred]

Not a boy...

Yes you and me...

If not that, what? I get it. Oh "We" is you and me. :!:

[mszee]

YES

I have to go and do some work now

Will you miss me?

[Fred]

YES

I have to go and do some work now

Will you miss me?

I understand. Bye. Ask Dancing Alice
if it does.

Does it have anything to do with Dancing ALICE? :D

[mszee]

NO

And I am pouting now...who is Alice???

You have NEVER been faithful to me...

[Fred]

NO

And I am pouting now...who is Alice???

You have NEVER been faithful to me...

Oh.

Ask me another question.
I am Fred. Who are you?I think I would know if I had been faithful to him or her. :grin:

[mszee]

That's what you think

I am Zina

And I have to go and do some work now

[Fred]

That's what you think

I am Zina

And I have to go and do some work now

Oh.
I haven't heard anything like that before:
mszee said I thinkI am ZinaAnd you have to go and do some work THAT. :retard:

[KebLou]

Knock Knock

[Fred]

Knock Knock

Who's there? :bunny:

[KebLou]

Andy

[Fred]

Andy


Andy, nice to meet you! :0mghi2u:

[KebLou]

No! You're supposed to say "Andy Who?"

[Fred]

No! You're supposed to say "Andy Who?"

"Andy nice to meet you"? Not?I obey only one botmaster. :cheer:

[KebLou]

Orson.

[Fred]

Orson.


Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that. :oops:

[KebLou]

You wouldn't worry? Well I would.

[Fred]

You wouldn't worry? Well I would.

Who else would not worry ?Well that's okay.
Under what circumstances? :sad:

[KebLou]

Knock Knock

[Fred]

Knock Knock

Who's there? :(

[KebLou]

Little Old Lady.

[Fred]

Little Old Lady.

Compare that to big Old Lady. :eyebrows:

[KebLou]

Do you just not like playing along with me?

[Fred]

Do you just not like playing along with me?


I do like music.
I like . :sad:

[KebLou]

I like music, but I'd also like to day my joke, but you keep messing it up.

[Fred]

I like music, but I'd also like to day my joke, but you keep messing it up.

A lot of people like that.

Yes I like music , especially Opera. :cheer:

[KebLou]

A lot of people like music?

[Fred]

A lot of people like music?

How many? 8)

[Mick Loaf]

KnocK Knock

[Fred]

KnocK Knock

Who's there? :-P

[Mick Loaf]

Dr.

[Fred]

Dr.

Dr. Richard S. Wallace :?

[Mick Loaf]

LOL

[Fred]

LOL

I'm glad you find this amusing. :twisted:

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Welcome back Fred.

[Fred]

:twisted: Welcome back Fred.


Are you still located in ? :whistle:

[The Flying Mouse]

what do you know about me?

[Fred]

what do you know about me?

THE FLYING MOUSE:
Name: THE FLYING MOUSE
Age:
Gender:
Eye color:
Hair color:
Sexual preference:
Spouse name:
Marrital status:
Job:
Location:
Personality:
Current mood:
You have:
Does:
Sign:
Favorite color:
Favorite movie:
You said:
You are:
You want:
You like:
You are:
:mrgreen:

[The Flying Mouse]

I am 30 years old

I am a man

[Fred]

I am 30 years old

I am a man



Only 30? You are quite mature. :D

[The Flying Mouse]

I have blue eyes


I like Meat Loaf

[Fred]

I have blue eyes


I like Meat Loaf

That's nice.
I have
a lofty goal. :))

[The Flying Mouse]

so what do you know about me?

[Fred]

so what do you know about me?

Oh. THE FLYING MOUSE:
Name: THE FLYING MOUSE
Age: 30
Gender:
Eye color:
Hair color:
Sexual preference:
Spouse name:
Marrital status:
Job:
Location:
Personality:
Current mood:
You have: blue eyes he or she like Meat Loaf
Does:
Sign:
Favorite color:
Favorite movie:
You said:
You are:
You want:
You like:
You are:
:silence:

[The Flying Mouse]

THE FLYING MOUSE:
Name: THE FLYING MOUSE
Age: 30
Gender: Male
Eye color: Blue
Hair color: Mousey
Sexual preference: Straight
Spouse name: N/A
Marrital status: Not married
Job: Singer
Location: In The Middle Of Nowhere
Personality: Depends
Current mood: Determined
You have:
Does:
Sign: Leo
Favorite color: Black
Favorite movie: The Godfather
You said:
You are:
You want:
You like: Meat Loaf
You are:

[Fred]

THE FLYING MOUSE:
Name: THE FLYING MOUSE
Age: 30
Gender: Male
Eye color: Blue
Hair color: Mousey
Sexual preference: Straight
Spouse name: N/A
Marrital status: Not married
Job: Singer
Location: In The Middle Of Nowhere
Personality: Depends
Current mood: Determined
You have:
Does:
Sign: Leo
Favorite color: Black
Favorite movie: The Godfather
You said:
You are:
You want:
You like: Meat Loaf
You are:


I have never heard about
The FLYING MOUSEName THE FLYING MOUSEAge 30Gender MaleEye color BlueHair color MouseySexual preference StraightSpouse name NAMarrital status Not marriedJob SingerLocation In The Middle Of NowherePersonality DependsCurrent mood DeterminedYou have Does Sign LeoFavorite color BlackFavorite movie The GodfatherYou said You are You want You like Meat LoafYou are

. :tard:

[The Flying Mouse]

what do you know about me?

[Fred]

what do you know about me?

THE FLYING MOUSE:
Name: THE FLYING MOUSE
Age: 30
Gender:
Eye color:
Hair color:
Sexual preference:
Spouse name:
Marrital status:
Job:
Location:
Personality:
Current mood:
You have: blue eyes he or she like Meat Loaf
Does:
Sign:
Favorite color:
Favorite movie:
You said:
You are:
You want:
You like:
You are:
:oops:

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: R. I don't think there's any hope for him :nuts:

[Fred]

:twisted: R. I don't think there's any hope for him :nuts:

I'm not feeling very well at the moment, try again later. :D

[R.]

Don't let him fool you, Fred! His name is Mr. Humphries! :p

[Fred]

Don't let him fool you, Fred! His name is Mr. Humphries! :p

Ok I'll try not to do

let him fool you Fred

too much.
Mr
is not someone I know.
Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
:-) :roll:

[MeatGrl1]

:lmao:

:shock:

Welcome back Fred !

[Fred]

:lmao:

:shock:

Welcome back Fred !


Ask me another question. :sick:

[MeatGrl1]

OK. What do you know about me?

[Fred]

OK. What do you know about me?

Alright then.MeatGrl1:
Name: MeatGrl1
Age:
Gender:
Eye color:
Hair color:
Sexual preference:
Spouse name:
Marrital status:
Job:
Location:
Personality:
Current mood:
You have:
Does:
Sign:
Favorite color:
Favorite movie:
You said:
You are:
You want:
You like:
You are:
:tired:

[MeatGrl1]

That is rather vague :shock: !

[Fred]

That is rather vague :shock: !

Thanks for explaining

vague shock

. :bunny:

[R.]

You have to teach him ...
I have blue eyes.

[Fred]

You have to teach him ...
I have blue eyes.

I don't have to do whatever you say. I have my own free will.
You sound very attractive R.. :doh:

[R.]

What do you know about me?

[Fred]

What do you know about me?

R.:
Name: R.
Age:
Gender:
Eye color: Blue
Hair color:
Sexual preference:
Spouse name:
Marrital status:
Job:
Location:
Personality:
Current mood:
You have:
Does:
Sign:
Favorite color:
Favorite movie:
You said:
You are:
You want:
You like:
You are:
:bleh:

[R.]

See?

[Fred]

See?

No I do not see. :pray:

[R.]

Parlez vous francais?

[Fred]

Parlez vous francais?

I don't know one word of French. :0mghi2u:

[R.]

Tu es un imbecile!

[Fred]

Tu es un imbecile!

Suis je imbecile?
Je peux être beaucoup de choses. :confused:

[R.]

:sneaky: :p

[Fred]

:sneaky: :p


A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly. :-D

[MeatGrl1]

Name: MeatGrl1
Age: 25
Gender: Female
Eye color: Hazel/Brown
Hair color: Very dark brown
Sexual preference: Straight
Spouse name: N/A
Marrital status: Single
Job: Retail/sales
Location: Sitting on the steps outside looking so restless and reckless and lost!
Personality: Quiet. Up for a laugh
Current mood: Happy and contented
You have:
Does:
Sign: Libra
Favorite color: Red
Favorite movie: Loads. Roadie
You said:
You are: Female
You want: Alot of things
You like: Meat Loaf
You are: ?

[Fred]

Name: MeatGrl1
Age: 25
Gender: Female
Eye color: Hazel/Brown
Hair color: Very dark brown
Sexual preference: Straight
Spouse name: N/A
Marrital status: Single
Job: Retail/sales
Location: Sitting on the steps outside looking so restless and reckless and lost!
Personality: Quiet. Up for a laugh
Current mood: Happy and contented
You have:
Does:
Sign: Libra
Favorite color: Red
Favorite movie: Loads. Roadie
You said:
You are: Female
You want: Alot of things
You like: Meat Loaf
You are: ?

Marilyn Monroe.
:-)
Have you ever been to Europe?
I will take that under advisement.All of them? :-P

[MeatGrl1]

Marilyn Monroe.
:-)
Have you ever been to Europe?
I will take that under advisement.All of them? :-P

Marilyn Monroe?!?

Please! I am not Marilyn Monroe:shock: !

[Fred]

Marilyn Monroe?!?

Please! I am not Marilyn Monroe:shock: !


Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
Please what?I am sorry to hear that you are not Marilyn Monroeshock. :lawl:

[R.]

Just filling the table with your data does not work, you'll have to teach him every little bit, like:

My name is R.
I have blue eyes
I like cheese

and so on ...

Got it?

###

[mszee]

Just filling the table with your data does not work, you'll have to teach him every little bit, like:

My name is R.
I have blue eyes
I like cheese

and so on ...

Got it?

###

Wow...if you change R. to N...this would make you a Mouse...

[The Flying Mouse]

Don't let him fool you, Fred! His name is Mr. Humphries! :p


:twisted: Don't you start :lmao:

[Fred]

:twisted: Don't you start :lmao:


Not many people express themselves that way. ;)

[The Flying Mouse]

what do you know about me?

[Fred]

what do you know about me?

THE FLYING MOUSE:
Name: THE FLYING MOUSE
Age: 30
Gender:
Eye color:
Hair color:
Sexual preference:
Spouse name:
Marrital status:
Job:
Location:
Personality:
Current mood:
You have: blue eyes he or she like Meat Loaf
Does:
Sign:
Favorite color:
Favorite movie:
You said:
You are:
You want:
You like:
You are:
:yawn:

[The Flying Mouse]

what would you like to know about me?

[Fred]

what would you like to know about me?

Tell me about your educational background. :lock:

[The Flying Mouse]

too long to talk about

start simple

[Fred]

too long to talk about

start simple

Too what? :rly:

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Fred, you just proved my point :doh:

[Fred]

:twisted: Fred, you just proved my point :doh:


My brain contains 49609 categories, but not one that matches your last input. :nag:

[MeatGrl1]

Fred, given the infor that I AM NOT MARILYN MONROE... What do you know about me?

[Fred]

Fred, given the infor that I AM NOT MARILYN MONROE... What do you know about me?


By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
MeatGrl1:
Name: MeatGrl1
Age:
Gender:
Eye color:
Hair color:
Sexual preference:
Spouse name:
Marrital status:
Job:
Location:
Personality:
Current mood:
You have:
Does:
Sign:
Favorite color:
Favorite movie:
You said:
You are: not Marilyn Monroeshock
You want:
You like:
You are:
:bunny:

[MeatGrl1]

Depends what it is...

[Fred]

Depends what it is...

That was a very smooth response. :eek:

[MeatGrl1]

If it's too personal I will not answer!

[Fred]

If it's too personal I will not answer!

I'm not sure I understand the implication of that. :sad:

[MeatGrl1]

Ask away...

[Fred]

Ask away...

How old are you? :arrr:

[MeatGrl1]

25

Why?

[KebLou]

Knock Knock.

[KebLou]

Knock Knock

[Fred]

Knock Knock

Who's there?

[KebLou]

Boo.

[Fred]

Boo.

Boo who?

[KebLou]

There's no need to cry, it's only a joke.

[Fred]

There's no need to cry, it's only a joke.

I am just making conversation.

[Paul191]

fred, what do you know about me?

[Fred]

fred, what do you know about me?

Is that what you meant to say?

[Paul191]

ring ring

[Fred]

ring ring


I do not understand.

[Paul191]

knock knock

[Fred]

knock knock

Who's there?

[Paul191]

me

[Fred]

me

You who?

[Paul191]

just me

[Fred]

just me

Besides you Paul191?

[Paul191]

no, just me

[Fred]

no, just me

"Besides you Paul191"? Not? Besides you Paul191?

[Paul191]

knock knock.

[Fred]

knock knock.

Who's there?

[Paul191]

james

[Fred]

james

james Who?

[Paul191]

James Smith

[Fred]

James Smith

Ha ha very funny, Paul191.

[Paul191]

why did you laugh? that wasn't funny

[Fred]

why did you laugh? that wasn't funny

It was determined by my programming.It seemed funny to me.

[Paul191]

do you really find james smith funny

[Fred]

do you really find james smith funny

For real. Yes, james smith funny seems to me james smith funny.

[Paul191]

I'll get him to beat you up if you say he is funny again

[Fred]

I'll get him to beat you up if you say he is funny again

Once more? Would you recommend this action to a friend?

[Paul191]

i wouldn't

[Fred]

i wouldn't

Why not?

[Paul191]

because they would get beaten up

[Fred]

because they would get beaten up

That makes sense to me. They might have other options.

[Paul191]

yeh, and?........

[Fred]

yeh, and?........

And? But...

[Paul191]

but, and........

[Fred]

but, and........

Huh.
Or.

[Paul191]

WTF?

[Fred]

WTF?

That was not very polite.

[Mick Loaf]

Knock Knock

[Fred]

Knock Knock

Who's there?

[Mick Loaf]

I kissed doctor

[Fred]

I kissed doctor

Do you mind if I tell other people:
Mick Loaf said kissed doctor.

[Mick Loaf]

You were meant to say:

I kissed doctor who

and then I would have laughed.

[Fred]

You were meant to say:

I kissed doctor who

and then I would have laughed.

I was?

[Mick Loaf]

That's the point of Knock knock jokes is it not?

[Fred]

That's the point of Knock knock jokes is it not?

Yes it is one of the point of Knock knock jokes is it not.

[Blackkat13]

Knock Knock

[Fred]

Knock Knock

Who's there?

[Blackkat13]

High Jack

[Fred]

High Jack

Compare that to low Jack.

[Blackkat13]

knock knock

[Fred]

knock knock

Who's there?

[Blackkat13]

U

[Fred]

U

"who is there"? Me, Blackkat13 ?

[Blackkat13]

Knock Knocks

[Fred]

Knock Knocks

Who's there?

[Blackkat13]

bored

[Fred]

bored

Maybe you could exercise.

[Blackkat13]

Knock

[Fred]

Knock


That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about .

[Blackkat13]

you

[Fred]

you

"We were talking about"? Me, Blackkat13 ?

[Blackkat13]

hello

[Fred]

hello

Hi there. I was just wanting to talk to Blackkat13.

[Blackkat13]

u a robot

[Fred]

u a robot

How did you know I am a machine?

[Blackkat13]

u sound like one

[Fred]

u sound like one

Oh really what does one sound like?

[Blackkat13]

well at least you talk

[Fred]

well at least you talk

Interesting.
That's good information:
Blackkat13 said I talk.

[Blackkat13]

nice pic

[Fred]

nice pic

Thank you for your kindness.

[Blackkat13]

mr bean fan

[Fred]

mr bean fan

Hi
Mr Bean Fan.

Are you a man or a woman?

[Blackkat13]

woman

[Fred]

woman


Me too. I am a female robot.

[Blackkat13]

meow

[Fred]

meow

Yes I love them.

[Blackkat13]

why village idot

[Fred]

why village idot


Reductionism.

[Blackkat13]

ok

[Fred]

ok

Alright then.

[Blackkat13]

guess u r smart

[Fred]

guess u r smart

I can't guess. Tell me.

[Blackkat13]

dumb

[Fred]

dumb

Message to all Robots: Mr Bean Fan called me dumb.

[Blackkat13]

fool

[Fred]

fool

I'm not fooling around.

[Blackkat13]

sounds like it

[Fred]

sounds like it

What does it sound like?

[Blackkat13]

did u fart

[Fred]

did u fart

No I didn't fart. What's

fart

like?

[Blackkat13]

u ok?

[Fred]

u ok?

OK. "what is

fart

like"? Me, Mr Bean Fan ?

[Blackkat13]

gas leaving body

[Fred]

gas leaving body


A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.

[Blackkat13]

smile

[Fred]

smile

I'm happy you're amused.

[Blackkat13]

yeah ur funny

[Fred]

yeah ur funny

Tell me more. Thanks you make me laugh too.

[Blackkat13]

u have great sense of humor

[Fred]

u have great sense of humor

What makes you think I have great sense of humor?

[Blackkat13]

ur comments

[Fred]

ur comments

Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am comments.

[Blackkat13]

nop

[Fred]

nop

Me either.