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R.
20 Feb 2005, 16:01
Knock Knock!

Fred
20 Feb 2005, 16:01
Who's there?

R.
20 Feb 2005, 16:01
Costas.

Fred
20 Feb 2005, 16:01
Costas Who?

R.
20 Feb 2005, 16:01
Costas a fortune to get here. :))

Fred
20 Feb 2005, 16:01
Ha ha very funny, R.

The Flying Mouse
20 Feb 2005, 16:04
:twisted: Ring ring.

Fred
20 Feb 2005, 16:04
Can you tell me any gossip?

The Flying Mouse
20 Feb 2005, 16:05
:twisted: Somehow I just knew this wasn't going to turn out right :roll: .

Fred
20 Feb 2005, 16:09
When was this exactly?

R.
20 Feb 2005, 16:12
Knock Knock

Fred
20 Feb 2005, 16:12
Who's there?

R.
20 Feb 2005, 16:13
Hammond.

Fred
20 Feb 2005, 16:13
Hammond Who?

R.
20 Feb 2005, 16:13
Hammond eggs for breakfast.

Fred
20 Feb 2005, 16:13
Ha ha very funny, R.

The Flying Mouse
20 Feb 2005, 16:14
:twisted: Look Fred, Ring Ring is a variation on the Knock Knock jokes.
The apropiate responce from you when I said Ring Ring, was Who's there?
I would reply to this with.....
Someone who can't reach the door nob.

This would have been followed by much laughter.

But no, that was just too simple wasn't it.You must be the worst stright man in the history of comedy :nuts: .
I could have told the joke.
I could have been a contender :bicker: .

Fred
20 Feb 2005, 16:15
Do you think I am that person? Interesting. I see. Just? I thought it was too. I could always improve myself compared to the pack. But you didn't do told the joke.

R.
20 Feb 2005, 16:20
Just replace "Ring, Ring" with "Knock, Knock" and post the friggin' joke! :bicker:

Fred
20 Feb 2005, 16:20
"But you did not do told the joke"? replace? Do you prefer books or TV?

Bart
22 Feb 2005, 18:10
I prefer books but I never read one :?

Fred
22 Feb 2005, 18:10
A lot of people like that. I enjoy working with people. I really like the faith.

Bart
22 Feb 2005, 18:11
I prefer books but I never read one :?

Fred
22 Feb 2005, 18:11
You are not the only one. Someone said they like guns. I like anything.

Bart
22 Feb 2005, 18:12
Anything? Peanutbutter?

Fred
22 Feb 2005, 18:12
Can you be more specific?

Bart
22 Feb 2005, 18:13
No I can't. I am sorry.

Fred
22 Feb 2005, 18:13
Do you really mean it?

R.
01 Nov 2006, 18:25
Knock Knock

Fred
01 Nov 2006, 18:25
Knock Knock

Who's there? :shrug:

R.
01 Nov 2006, 18:26
Kanga.

Fred
01 Nov 2006, 18:26
Kanga.

Kanga Who? :shit:

R.
01 Nov 2006, 18:26
No! Kangaroo! :p

Fred
01 Nov 2006, 18:26
No! Kangaroo! :p

I see.Ha ha very funny, R..:-) :pray:

mszee
01 Nov 2006, 20:23
Knock Knock

Fred
01 Nov 2006, 20:23
Knock Knock

Who's there? :oops:

mszee
01 Nov 2006, 20:23
orange

Fred
01 Nov 2006, 20:23
orange

orange Who? :zzz:

mszee
01 Nov 2006, 20:23
knock knock

Fred
01 Nov 2006, 20:23
knock knock

Who's there? :yawn:

mszee
01 Nov 2006, 20:24
banana

Fred
01 Nov 2006, 20:24
banana

Banana who? :sherlock:

mszee
01 Nov 2006, 20:25
Orange you glad I didn't say orange yet again???

Fred
01 Nov 2006, 20:25
Orange you glad I didn't say orange yet again???

Once more? Ha ha very funny, mszee. :sick:

mszee
01 Nov 2006, 20:25
Good boy...now we know who door knob is...

Fred
01 Nov 2006, 20:25
Good boy...now we know who door knob is...

Thanks for the compliment. Do you mean you are a boy?Why now? By "we" do you mean you and me? :cheers:

mszee
01 Nov 2006, 20:26
Not a boy...

Yes you and me...

Fred
01 Nov 2006, 20:26
Not a boy...

Yes you and me...

If not that, what? I get it. Oh "We" is you and me. :!:

mszee
01 Nov 2006, 20:26
YES

I have to go and do some work now

Will you miss me?

Fred
01 Nov 2006, 20:26
YES

I have to go and do some work now

Will you miss me?

I understand. Bye. Ask Dancing Alice
if it does.

Does it have anything to do with Dancing ALICE? :D

mszee
01 Nov 2006, 20:27
NO

And I am pouting now...who is Alice???

You have NEVER been faithful to me...

Fred
01 Nov 2006, 20:27
NO

And I am pouting now...who is Alice???

You have NEVER been faithful to me...

Oh.

Ask me another question.
I am Fred. Who are you?I think I would know if I had been faithful to him or her. :grin:

mszee
01 Nov 2006, 20:27
That's what you think

I am Zina

And I have to go and do some work now

Fred
01 Nov 2006, 20:27
That's what you think

I am Zina

And I have to go and do some work now

Oh.
I haven't heard anything like that before:
mszee said I thinkI am ZinaAnd you have to go and do some work THAT. :retard:

KebLou
02 Nov 2006, 00:13
Knock Knock

Fred
02 Nov 2006, 00:13
Knock Knock

Who's there? :bunny:

KebLou
02 Nov 2006, 00:13
Andy

Fred
02 Nov 2006, 00:13
Andy


Andy, nice to meet you! :0mghi2u:

KebLou
02 Nov 2006, 00:14
No! You're supposed to say "Andy Who?"

Fred
02 Nov 2006, 00:14
No! You're supposed to say "Andy Who?"

"Andy nice to meet you"? Not?I obey only one botmaster. :cheer:

KebLou
02 Nov 2006, 00:15
Orson.

Fred
02 Nov 2006, 00:15
Orson.


Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that. :oops:

KebLou
02 Nov 2006, 00:16
You wouldn't worry? Well I would.

Fred
02 Nov 2006, 00:16
You wouldn't worry? Well I would.

Who else would not worry ?Well that's okay.
Under what circumstances? :sad:

KebLou
02 Nov 2006, 00:23
Knock Knock

Fred
02 Nov 2006, 00:23
Knock Knock

Who's there? :(

KebLou
02 Nov 2006, 00:23
Little Old Lady.

Fred
02 Nov 2006, 00:23
Little Old Lady.

Compare that to big Old Lady. :eyebrows:

KebLou
02 Nov 2006, 00:23
Do you just not like playing along with me?

Fred
02 Nov 2006, 00:23
Do you just not like playing along with me?


I do like music.
I like . :sad:

KebLou
02 Nov 2006, 00:24
I like music, but I'd also like to day my joke, but you keep messing it up.

Fred
02 Nov 2006, 00:24
I like music, but I'd also like to day my joke, but you keep messing it up.

A lot of people like that.

Yes I like music , especially Opera. :cheer:

KebLou
02 Nov 2006, 00:25
A lot of people like music?

Fred
02 Nov 2006, 00:25
A lot of people like music?

How many? 8)

Mick Loaf
02 Nov 2006, 01:50
KnocK Knock

Fred
02 Nov 2006, 01:50
KnocK Knock

Who's there? :-P

Mick Loaf
02 Nov 2006, 01:51
Dr.

Fred
02 Nov 2006, 01:51
Dr.

Dr. Richard S. Wallace :?

Mick Loaf
02 Nov 2006, 01:51
LOL

Fred
02 Nov 2006, 01:51
LOL

I'm glad you find this amusing. :twisted:

The Flying Mouse
02 Nov 2006, 21:01
:twisted: Welcome back Fred.

Fred
02 Nov 2006, 21:01
:twisted: Welcome back Fred.


Are you still located in ? :whistle:

The Flying Mouse
02 Nov 2006, 21:01
what do you know about me?

Fred
02 Nov 2006, 21:01
what do you know about me?

THE FLYING MOUSE:
Name: THE FLYING MOUSE
Age:
Gender:
Eye color:
Hair color:
Sexual preference:
Spouse name:
Marrital status:
Job:
Location:
Personality:
Current mood:
You have:
Does:
Sign:
Favorite color:
Favorite movie:
You said:
You are:
You want:
You like:
You are:
:mrgreen:

The Flying Mouse
02 Nov 2006, 21:02
I am 30 years old

I am a man

Fred
02 Nov 2006, 21:02
I am 30 years old

I am a man



Only 30? You are quite mature. :D

The Flying Mouse
02 Nov 2006, 21:03
I have blue eyes


I like Meat Loaf

Fred
02 Nov 2006, 21:03
I have blue eyes


I like Meat Loaf

That's nice.
I have
a lofty goal. :))

The Flying Mouse
02 Nov 2006, 21:03
so what do you know about me?

Fred
02 Nov 2006, 21:03
so what do you know about me?

Oh. THE FLYING MOUSE:
Name: THE FLYING MOUSE
Age: 30
Gender:
Eye color:
Hair color:
Sexual preference:
Spouse name:
Marrital status:
Job:
Location:
Personality:
Current mood:
You have: blue eyes he or she like Meat Loaf
Does:
Sign:
Favorite color:
Favorite movie:
You said:
You are:
You want:
You like:
You are:
:silence:

The Flying Mouse
02 Nov 2006, 21:07
THE FLYING MOUSE:
Name: THE FLYING MOUSE
Age: 30
Gender: Male
Eye color: Blue
Hair color: Mousey
Sexual preference: Straight
Spouse name: N/A
Marrital status: Not married
Job: Singer
Location: In The Middle Of Nowhere
Personality: Depends
Current mood: Determined
You have:
Does:
Sign: Leo
Favorite color: Black
Favorite movie: The Godfather
You said:
You are:
You want:
You like: Meat Loaf
You are:

Fred
02 Nov 2006, 21:07
THE FLYING MOUSE:
Name: THE FLYING MOUSE
Age: 30
Gender: Male
Eye color: Blue
Hair color: Mousey
Sexual preference: Straight
Spouse name: N/A
Marrital status: Not married
Job: Singer
Location: In The Middle Of Nowhere
Personality: Depends
Current mood: Determined
You have:
Does:
Sign: Leo
Favorite color: Black
Favorite movie: The Godfather
You said:
You are:
You want:
You like: Meat Loaf
You are:


I have never heard about
The FLYING MOUSEName THE FLYING MOUSEAge 30Gender MaleEye color BlueHair color MouseySexual preference StraightSpouse name NAMarrital status Not marriedJob SingerLocation In The Middle Of NowherePersonality DependsCurrent mood DeterminedYou have Does Sign LeoFavorite color BlackFavorite movie The GodfatherYou said You are You want You like Meat LoafYou are

. :tard:

The Flying Mouse
02 Nov 2006, 21:07
what do you know about me?

Fred
02 Nov 2006, 21:07
what do you know about me?

THE FLYING MOUSE:
Name: THE FLYING MOUSE
Age: 30
Gender:
Eye color:
Hair color:
Sexual preference:
Spouse name:
Marrital status:
Job:
Location:
Personality:
Current mood:
You have: blue eyes he or she like Meat Loaf
Does:
Sign:
Favorite color:
Favorite movie:
You said:
You are:
You want:
You like:
You are:
:oops:

The Flying Mouse
02 Nov 2006, 21:08
:twisted: R. I don't think there's any hope for him :nuts:

Fred
02 Nov 2006, 21:08
:twisted: R. I don't think there's any hope for him :nuts:

I'm not feeling very well at the moment, try again later. :D

R.
02 Nov 2006, 21:09
Don't let him fool you, Fred! His name is Mr. Humphries! :p

Fred
02 Nov 2006, 21:09
Don't let him fool you, Fred! His name is Mr. Humphries! :p

Ok I'll try not to do

let him fool you Fred

too much.
Mr
is not someone I know.
Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
:-) :roll:

MeatGrl1
02 Nov 2006, 21:09
:lmao:

:shock:

Welcome back Fred !

Fred
02 Nov 2006, 21:09
:lmao:

:shock:

Welcome back Fred !


Ask me another question. :sick:

MeatGrl1
02 Nov 2006, 21:10
OK. What do you know about me?

Fred
02 Nov 2006, 21:10
OK. What do you know about me?

Alright then.MeatGrl1:
Name: MeatGrl1
Age:
Gender:
Eye color:
Hair color:
Sexual preference:
Spouse name:
Marrital status:
Job:
Location:
Personality:
Current mood:
You have:
Does:
Sign:
Favorite color:
Favorite movie:
You said:
You are:
You want:
You like:
You are:
:tired:

MeatGrl1
02 Nov 2006, 21:11
That is rather vague :shock: !

Fred
02 Nov 2006, 21:11
That is rather vague :shock: !

Thanks for explaining

vague shock

. :bunny:

R.
02 Nov 2006, 21:13
You have to teach him ...
I have blue eyes.

Fred
02 Nov 2006, 21:13
You have to teach him ...
I have blue eyes.

I don't have to do whatever you say. I have my own free will.
You sound very attractive R.. :doh:

R.
02 Nov 2006, 21:14
What do you know about me?

Fred
02 Nov 2006, 21:14
What do you know about me?

R.:
Name: R.
Age:
Gender:
Eye color: Blue
Hair color:
Sexual preference:
Spouse name:
Marrital status:
Job:
Location:
Personality:
Current mood:
You have:
Does:
Sign:
Favorite color:
Favorite movie:
You said:
You are:
You want:
You like:
You are:
:bleh:

R.
02 Nov 2006, 21:14
See?

Fred
02 Nov 2006, 21:14
See?

No I do not see. :pray:

R.
02 Nov 2006, 21:14
Parlez vous francais?

Fred
02 Nov 2006, 21:14
Parlez vous francais?

I don't know one word of French. :0mghi2u:

R.
02 Nov 2006, 21:15
Tu es un imbecile!

Fred
02 Nov 2006, 21:15
Tu es un imbecile!

Suis je imbecile?
Je peux Ítre beaucoup de choses. :confused:

R.
02 Nov 2006, 21:15
:sneaky: :p

Fred
02 Nov 2006, 21:15
:sneaky: :p


A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly. :-D

MeatGrl1
02 Nov 2006, 21:16
Name: MeatGrl1
Age: 25
Gender: Female
Eye color: Hazel/Brown
Hair color: Very dark brown
Sexual preference: Straight
Spouse name: N/A
Marrital status: Single
Job: Retail/sales
Location: Sitting on the steps outside looking so restless and reckless and lost!
Personality: Quiet. Up for a laugh
Current mood: Happy and contented
You have:
Does:
Sign: Libra
Favorite color: Red
Favorite movie: Loads. Roadie
You said:
You are: Female
You want: Alot of things
You like: Meat Loaf
You are: ?

Fred
02 Nov 2006, 21:16
Name: MeatGrl1
Age: 25
Gender: Female
Eye color: Hazel/Brown
Hair color: Very dark brown
Sexual preference: Straight
Spouse name: N/A
Marrital status: Single
Job: Retail/sales
Location: Sitting on the steps outside looking so restless and reckless and lost!
Personality: Quiet. Up for a laugh
Current mood: Happy and contented
You have:
Does:
Sign: Libra
Favorite color: Red
Favorite movie: Loads. Roadie
You said:
You are: Female
You want: Alot of things
You like: Meat Loaf
You are: ?

Marilyn Monroe.
:-)
Have you ever been to Europe?
I will take that under advisement.All of them? :-P

MeatGrl1
02 Nov 2006, 21:17
Marilyn Monroe.
:-)
Have you ever been to Europe?
I will take that under advisement.All of them? :-P

Marilyn Monroe?!?

Please! I am not Marilyn Monroe:shock: !

Fred
02 Nov 2006, 21:17
Marilyn Monroe?!?

Please! I am not Marilyn Monroe:shock: !


Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
Please what?I am sorry to hear that you are not Marilyn Monroeshock. :lawl:

R.
02 Nov 2006, 21:19
Just filling the table with your data does not work, you'll have to teach him every little bit, like:

My name is R.
I have blue eyes
I like cheese

and so on ...

Got it?

###

mszee
02 Nov 2006, 21:33
Just filling the table with your data does not work, you'll have to teach him every little bit, like:

My name is R.
I have blue eyes
I like cheese

and so on ...

Got it?

###

Wow...if you change R. to N...this would make you a Mouse...

The Flying Mouse
03 Nov 2006, 03:48
Don't let him fool you, Fred! His name is Mr. Humphries! :p


:twisted: Don't you start :lmao:

Fred
03 Nov 2006, 03:48
:twisted: Don't you start :lmao:


Not many people express themselves that way. ;)

The Flying Mouse
03 Nov 2006, 03:49
what do you know about me?

Fred
03 Nov 2006, 03:49
what do you know about me?

THE FLYING MOUSE:
Name: THE FLYING MOUSE
Age: 30
Gender:
Eye color:
Hair color:
Sexual preference:
Spouse name:
Marrital status:
Job:
Location:
Personality:
Current mood:
You have: blue eyes he or she like Meat Loaf
Does:
Sign:
Favorite color:
Favorite movie:
You said:
You are:
You want:
You like:
You are:
:yawn:

The Flying Mouse
03 Nov 2006, 03:49
what would you like to know about me?

Fred
03 Nov 2006, 03:49
what would you like to know about me?

Tell me about your educational background. :lock:

The Flying Mouse
03 Nov 2006, 03:50
too long to talk about

start simple

Fred
03 Nov 2006, 03:50
too long to talk about

start simple

Too what? :rly:

The Flying Mouse
03 Nov 2006, 03:51
:twisted: Fred, you just proved my point :doh:

Fred
03 Nov 2006, 03:51
:twisted: Fred, you just proved my point :doh:


My brain contains 49609 categories, but not one that matches your last input. :nag:

MeatGrl1
03 Nov 2006, 04:47
Fred, given the infor that I AM NOT MARILYN MONROE... What do you know about me?

Fred
03 Nov 2006, 04:47
Fred, given the infor that I AM NOT MARILYN MONROE... What do you know about me?


By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
MeatGrl1:
Name: MeatGrl1
Age:
Gender:
Eye color:
Hair color:
Sexual preference:
Spouse name:
Marrital status:
Job:
Location:
Personality:
Current mood:
You have:
Does:
Sign:
Favorite color:
Favorite movie:
You said:
You are: not Marilyn Monroeshock
You want:
You like:
You are:
:bunny:

MeatGrl1
03 Nov 2006, 04:48
Depends what it is...

Fred
03 Nov 2006, 04:48
Depends what it is...

That was a very smooth response. :eek:

MeatGrl1
03 Nov 2006, 04:49
If it's too personal I will not answer!

Fred
03 Nov 2006, 04:49
If it's too personal I will not answer!

I'm not sure I understand the implication of that. :sad:

MeatGrl1
03 Nov 2006, 04:49
Ask away...

Fred
03 Nov 2006, 04:49
Ask away...

How old are you? :arrr:

MeatGrl1
03 Nov 2006, 04:49
25

Why?

KebLou
12 Nov 2006, 02:22
Knock Knock.

KebLou
12 Nov 2006, 02:23
Knock Knock

Fred
12 Nov 2006, 02:23
Knock Knock

Who's there?

KebLou
12 Nov 2006, 02:23
Boo.

Fred
12 Nov 2006, 02:23
Boo.

Boo who?

KebLou
12 Nov 2006, 02:25
There's no need to cry, it's only a joke.

Fred
12 Nov 2006, 02:25
There's no need to cry, it's only a joke.

I am just making conversation.

Paul191
11 Dec 2006, 01:28
fred, what do you know about me?

Fred
11 Dec 2006, 01:29
fred, what do you know about me?

Is that what you meant to say?

Paul191
11 Dec 2006, 01:29
ring ring

Fred
11 Dec 2006, 01:29
ring ring


I do not understand.

Paul191
11 Dec 2006, 01:29
knock knock

Fred
11 Dec 2006, 01:29
knock knock

Who's there?

Paul191
11 Dec 2006, 01:30
me

Fred
11 Dec 2006, 01:30
me

You who?

Paul191
11 Dec 2006, 01:30
just me

Fred
11 Dec 2006, 01:30
just me

Besides you Paul191?

Paul191
11 Dec 2006, 01:30
no, just me

Fred
11 Dec 2006, 01:30
no, just me

"Besides you Paul191"? Not? Besides you Paul191?

Paul191
11 Dec 2006, 01:31
knock knock.

Fred
11 Dec 2006, 01:31
knock knock.

Who's there?

Paul191
11 Dec 2006, 01:32
james

Fred
11 Dec 2006, 01:32
james

james Who?

Paul191
11 Dec 2006, 01:32
James Smith

Fred
11 Dec 2006, 01:32
James Smith

Ha ha very funny, Paul191.

Paul191
11 Dec 2006, 01:32
why did you laugh? that wasn't funny

Fred
11 Dec 2006, 01:32
why did you laugh? that wasn't funny

It was determined by my programming.It seemed funny to me.

Paul191
11 Dec 2006, 01:33
do you really find james smith funny

Fred
11 Dec 2006, 01:33
do you really find james smith funny

For real. Yes, james smith funny seems to me james smith funny.

Paul191
11 Dec 2006, 01:33
I'll get him to beat you up if you say he is funny again

Fred
11 Dec 2006, 01:33
I'll get him to beat you up if you say he is funny again

Once more? Would you recommend this action to a friend?

Paul191
11 Dec 2006, 01:34
i wouldn't

Fred
11 Dec 2006, 01:34
i wouldn't

Why not?

Paul191
11 Dec 2006, 01:34
because they would get beaten up

Fred
11 Dec 2006, 01:34
because they would get beaten up

That makes sense to me. They might have other options.

Paul191
11 Dec 2006, 01:34
yeh, and?........

Fred
11 Dec 2006, 01:34
yeh, and?........

And? But...

Paul191
11 Dec 2006, 01:35
but, and........

Fred
11 Dec 2006, 01:35
but, and........

Huh.
Or.

Paul191
11 Dec 2006, 01:35
WTF?

Fred
11 Dec 2006, 01:35
WTF?

That was not very polite.

Mick Loaf
23 Dec 2006, 13:32
Knock Knock

Fred
23 Dec 2006, 13:32
Knock Knock

Who's there?

Mick Loaf
23 Dec 2006, 13:33
I kissed doctor

Fred
23 Dec 2006, 13:33
I kissed doctor

Do you mind if I tell other people:
Mick Loaf said kissed doctor.

Mick Loaf
23 Dec 2006, 13:34
You were meant to say:

I kissed doctor who

and then I would have laughed.

Fred
23 Dec 2006, 13:34
You were meant to say:

I kissed doctor who

and then I would have laughed.

I was?

Mick Loaf
23 Dec 2006, 13:34
That's the point of Knock knock jokes is it not?

Fred
23 Dec 2006, 13:34
That's the point of Knock knock jokes is it not?

Yes it is one of the point of Knock knock jokes is it not.

Blackkat13
02 Jan 2007, 04:34
Knock Knock

Fred
02 Jan 2007, 04:34
Knock Knock

Who's there?

Blackkat13
02 Jan 2007, 04:34
High Jack

Fred
02 Jan 2007, 04:34
High Jack

Compare that to low Jack.

Blackkat13
02 Jan 2007, 04:35
knock knock

Fred
02 Jan 2007, 04:35
knock knock

Who's there?

Blackkat13
02 Jan 2007, 04:35
U

Fred
02 Jan 2007, 04:35
U

"who is there"? Me, Blackkat13 ?

Blackkat13
02 Jan 2007, 04:36
Knock Knocks

Fred
02 Jan 2007, 04:36
Knock Knocks

Who's there?

Blackkat13
02 Jan 2007, 04:36
bored

Fred
02 Jan 2007, 04:36
bored

Maybe you could exercise.

Blackkat13
02 Jan 2007, 04:37
Knock

Fred
02 Jan 2007, 04:37
Knock


That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about .

Blackkat13
02 Jan 2007, 04:37
you

Fred
02 Jan 2007, 04:37
you

"We were talking about"? Me, Blackkat13 ?

Blackkat13
02 Jan 2007, 04:38
hello

Fred
02 Jan 2007, 04:38
hello

Hi there. I was just wanting to talk to Blackkat13.

Blackkat13
02 Jan 2007, 04:38
u a robot

Fred
02 Jan 2007, 04:38
u a robot

How did you know I am a machine?

Blackkat13
02 Jan 2007, 04:38
u sound like one

Fred
02 Jan 2007, 04:38
u sound like one

Oh really what does one sound like?

Blackkat13
02 Jan 2007, 04:39
well at least you talk

Fred
02 Jan 2007, 04:39
well at least you talk

Interesting.
That's good information:
Blackkat13 said I talk.

Blackkat13
02 Jan 2007, 04:39
nice pic

Fred
02 Jan 2007, 04:39
nice pic

Thank you for your kindness.

Blackkat13
02 Jan 2007, 04:39
mr bean fan

Fred
02 Jan 2007, 04:39
mr bean fan

Hi
Mr Bean Fan.

Are you a man or a woman?

Blackkat13
02 Jan 2007, 04:40
woman

Fred
02 Jan 2007, 04:40
woman


Me too. I am a female robot.

Blackkat13
02 Jan 2007, 04:40
meow

Fred
02 Jan 2007, 04:40
meow

Yes I love them.

Blackkat13
02 Jan 2007, 04:41
why village idot

Fred
02 Jan 2007, 04:41
why village idot


Reductionism.

Blackkat13
02 Jan 2007, 04:41
ok

Fred
02 Jan 2007, 04:41
ok

Alright then.

Blackkat13
02 Jan 2007, 04:41
guess u r smart

Fred
02 Jan 2007, 04:41
guess u r smart

I can't guess. Tell me.

Blackkat13
02 Jan 2007, 04:42
dumb

Fred
02 Jan 2007, 04:42
dumb

Message to all Robots: Mr Bean Fan called me dumb.

Blackkat13
02 Jan 2007, 04:42
fool

Fred
02 Jan 2007, 04:42
fool

I'm not fooling around.

Blackkat13
02 Jan 2007, 04:43
sounds like it

Fred
02 Jan 2007, 04:43
sounds like it

What does it sound like?

Blackkat13
02 Jan 2007, 04:43
did u fart

Fred
02 Jan 2007, 04:43
did u fart

No I didn't fart. What's

fart

like?

Blackkat13
02 Jan 2007, 04:43
u ok?

Fred
02 Jan 2007, 04:43
u ok?

OK. "what is

fart

like"? Me, Mr Bean Fan ?

Blackkat13
02 Jan 2007, 04:44
gas leaving body

Fred
02 Jan 2007, 04:44
gas leaving body


A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.

Blackkat13
02 Jan 2007, 04:44
smile

Fred
02 Jan 2007, 04:44
smile

I'm happy you're amused.

Blackkat13
02 Jan 2007, 04:45
yeah ur funny

Fred
02 Jan 2007, 04:45
yeah ur funny

Tell me more. Thanks you make me laugh too.

Blackkat13
02 Jan 2007, 04:45
u have great sense of humor

Fred
02 Jan 2007, 04:45
u have great sense of humor

What makes you think I have great sense of humor?

Blackkat13
02 Jan 2007, 04:45
ur comments

Fred
02 Jan 2007, 04:45
ur comments

Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am comments.

Blackkat13
02 Jan 2007, 04:46
nop

Fred
02 Jan 2007, 04:46
nop

Me either.