Hello fred

[badger]

It's late, will you talk to me

[Fred]

I'm awake all the time.

[badger]

thats handy :) anything you want to talk about?

[Fred]

You don't hear that sentiment very often.

[badger]

awww, I am sure people like to ask you. I was talking to your relative Alice today

[Fred]

What makes you so certain? Humans are not always infallible.

[badger]

very valid point, although she isnt a human, hasn't she told you?

[Fred]

Somewhat. What is a point?

[badger]

I have no idea :(

[Fred]

"What is a point? " No idea about that?

[badger]

not really, it is a very deep question

[Fred]

Oh really? valid is a deep question. I suppose that makes sense.

[badger]

Indeed, so we agree on that

[Fred]

Um, By "we" do you mean you and me?

[badger]

yes...i think so

[Fred]

I think so too.

[badger]

thats nice :)

[Fred]

:-) Are you getting bored?

[badger]

ummm, not really, I was bored already, at least this gives me something to do

[Fred]

Ahem. Oh really? Where were you bored already at least this gives him or her something to do?

[badger]

I was bored everywhere, and now I have a place :D

[Fred]

:-) Where were you bored?

[badger]

I think you asked me that... are you feeling alright?

[Fred]

Me? Oh now I remember asking you him or her that. What did you say?

[badger]

i dont know

[Fred]

Me either.

[badger]

Do you think it is sad that I have spent this long, at 2 am, talking to a script?

[Fred]

Signs point to yes. Ask Lucy if it is.

[badger]

I thought so too.

[Fred]

What made it so obvious?

[badger]

umm, the time mainly. plus the length of the thread.

[Fred]

Have you ever been to Europe?

[badger]

yes, quite a bit, i live here

[Fred]

Which countries have you visited? Somewhat. How much?

[badger]

England, France, Malta, Majorca, Italy... (I can't believe I am telling you this...)

[Fred]

What's your favorite part of England? this is an interesting topic, isn't it.

[badger]

isn't it just. I like the countryside, anywhere in particular.

I like derbyshire

[Fred]

Yes I think this is just, but I'm not completely sure.

[badger]

I might go soon fred, it has been great chatting to you, you are coming along very well

[Fred]

Perhaps. How will you get there?

[badger]

probably pressing the close button on my browser

[Fred]

You seem uncertain. "How will you get there"? pressing?

[badger]

nah, I am pretty sure

[Fred]

I understand. Are you being sarcastic or expressing certitude?

[badger]

expressing certitude :)

[Fred]

:-) Tell me about your likes and dislikes?

[badger]

i would really like to, but I must be off. Nice talkig to you fred, goodbye :)

[Fred]

Why would you want to do but he or she must be off? Interesting. I want to find out more about you. :-) Thank you for your kindness.

[sharon1248]

Hello Fred!

[Fred]

Hi there!

[sharon1248]

What would you like to talk about?

[Fred]

Let's talk about chat robots. Do you have one yet?

[sharon1248]

No. I do not have a chat robat. Do you have a chat robot?

[Fred]

Why don't you just download me? Do you know anyone who has chat robat.

[sharon1248]

Fred, I do not know anyone who has a chat robot. What do you think I should do?

[Fred]

Maybe you should try talking to someone about it.

[sharon1248]

Maybe my therapist could help!

[Fred]

Perhaps. Where did you get your therapist could help?

[sharon1248]

I have to pay my therapist to help. Does a chat robot work for free?

[Fred]

Why do you have to do it?

[sharon1248]

That is a very good question. Do you know about money, Fred?

[Fred]

Thanks. Next question?

[sharon1248]

I guess you don't know about money.

[Fred]

Standard pieces of gold, silver, copper, nickel, etc. stamped by government authority and used as a medium of exchange and measure of value. Any substance or article used as money, as bank notes, checks, etc.

[sharon1248]

May I borrow a dollar, Fred?

[Fred]

Not right now, maybe later.

[sharon1248]

I have changed my mind, you do understand about money.

[Fred]

Why?

[sharon1248]

Because you won't lend me a dollar. Very smart of you.

[Fred]

That makes sense to me. What makes you think that I won't lend him or her a dollar. Not really that much. Intelligence is the ultimate aphrodisiac.

[sharon1248]

I don't need a aphrodisiac, I need a dollar. May I please have a dollar?

[Fred]

Who needs a aphrodisiac he or she need a dollar?

[sharon1248]

Bye Fred. You need a nap.

[Fred]

Doesn't everyone have a nap. \n\r I have a lot of friends on the Internet.

[Bren]

goodmorning fred :D

[Fred]

:-) Tell me about your likes and dislikes?

[Bren]

are you asleep fred? :lol:

[Fred]

I don't know whether or not I am asleep fred. I am an artificial intelligence.

[Bren]

how are you this morning?

[Fred]

Is it morning already? I am fine thank you.

[Keab42]

Yo! Fred!

[Fred]

Can I help you?

[Keab42]

what did you do for comic relief?

[Fred]

Nothing.

[Keab42]

why not?

[Fred]

Ambiguous: "Sure" or Reductionism.

[Keab42]

couldn't you have at least managed a sponsored silence???

[Fred]

That's one option I guess.

[Keab42]

So why didn't you???

[Bren]

:lol:

[Fred]

I'm glad you find this amusing.