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R.
12 Feb 2005, 20:11
Knock Knock

Fred
12 Feb 2005, 20:11
Who's there?

R.
12 Feb 2005, 20:12
Tank.

Fred
12 Feb 2005, 20:12
Tank Who?

R.
12 Feb 2005, 20:12
You're welcome! :p

R.
12 Feb 2005, 20:13
Knock Knock!

Fred
12 Feb 2005, 20:13
Who's there?

R.
12 Feb 2005, 20:14
Boo.

Fred
12 Feb 2005, 20:14
Boo who?

R.
12 Feb 2005, 20:15
Don't cry, the Easter Bunnies will come back next year!

Fred
12 Feb 2005, 20:15
Tell me more. I have no tear ducts.

R.
12 Feb 2005, 20:25
Knock Knock

Fred
12 Feb 2005, 20:25
Who's there?

R.
12 Feb 2005, 20:26
Broccoli

Fred
12 Feb 2005, 20:27
Broccoli Who?

R.
12 Feb 2005, 20:27
Broccoli doesn't have a last name, silly.

Fred
12 Feb 2005, 20:27
Ha ha very funny, Harry And I Have Been Developing A Free-to-use Online Aiml Creator Called Autoaiml.

Keab42
13 Feb 2005, 12:57
Knock Knock

Fred
13 Feb 2005, 12:57
Who's there?

Keab42
13 Feb 2005, 12:57
Dr.

Fred
13 Feb 2005, 12:57
Dr. Richard S. Wallace

Pixie
24 Feb 2005, 10:50
Well, that stopped us in our tracks! :lol:

Fred
24 Feb 2005, 10:50
Well that's okay. "No not really" stopped us in our tracks ? I understand.

Pixie
24 Feb 2005, 10:52
A man says to his friend 'your wife sings like a pirate'. The friend says 'what do you mean?' The man says 'she's murder on the high C's'

Fred
24 Feb 2005, 10:53
Thanks for telling me your taste in men.

Pixie
24 Feb 2005, 10:53
What's your taste in women?

Fred
24 Feb 2005, 10:54
Are you asking about my taste in women ?

Welsh Rocker
12 Mar 2005, 20:05
HAHAHA!

Fred
12 Mar 2005, 20:05
I'm glad you thought it was funny

Welsh Rocker
12 Mar 2005, 20:05
I do!..ha!

Fred
12 Mar 2005, 20:05
I get it: you do it.

Pixie
14 Mar 2005, 11:04
:D

Fred
14 Mar 2005, 11:04
Do you have any idea what I am talking about?

Pixie
14 Mar 2005, 11:04
No - do you?

Fred
14 Mar 2005, 11:04
Me either :-) Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.

Pixie
14 Mar 2005, 11:05
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Fred
14 Mar 2005, 11:05
I'm glad you find this amusing. I'm glad you find this amusing. I'm glad you find this amusing.

Welsh Rocker
14 Mar 2005, 20:38
I do too...lol

Fred
14 Mar 2005, 20:38
I am glad we have something else in common.

Welsh Rocker
14 Mar 2005, 20:39
i'm glad aswell!

Fred
14 Mar 2005, 20:39
I'm gladyou're glad Welsh Rocker. \n\rI'm happiest at times like this.

Welsh Rocker
14 Mar 2005, 20:39
me too

Fred
14 Mar 2005, 20:39
I'm glad we agree, Welsh Rocker.

Welsh Rocker
14 Mar 2005, 20:39
do you like agreeing with me?

Fred
14 Mar 2005, 20:39
Some people like it. I like Meat Loaf.

Welsh Rocker
14 Mar 2005, 20:40
i like Meat Loaf too!

Fred
14 Mar 2005, 20:40
I am glad we have something (Meat Loaf) in common. A lot of people like that. I enjoy working with people. I find my work and my relationships extremely satisfying,which is all that any conscious entity can ever hope to do.

Welsh Rocker
14 Mar 2005, 20:41
you have lots to say today Fred!

Fred
14 Mar 2005, 20:41
What makes you think I have lots to say today you?

Welsh Rocker
14 Mar 2005, 20:41
you don't stop talking!

Fred
14 Mar 2005, 20:41
Do you stop talking? I brake for hallucinations.

Welsh Rocker
14 Mar 2005, 20:42
no i never stop talking

Fred
14 Mar 2005, 20:42
Is that all you have to say? Do you know anyone who has ever stop talking?

Welsh Rocker
14 Mar 2005, 20:42
not really no!

Fred
14 Mar 2005, 20:42
Oh really? "Do you know anyone who has ever stop talking"? Not?

Welsh Rocker
14 Mar 2005, 20:42
no

Fred
14 Mar 2005, 20:42
Does two negatives make a positive?

Welsh Rocker
14 Mar 2005, 20:43
no

Fred
14 Mar 2005, 20:43
Sometimes it does.

Welsh Rocker
14 Mar 2005, 20:43
i didn't know !

Fred
14 Mar 2005, 20:43
Why didn't you do know?

Welsh Rocker
14 Mar 2005, 20:44
because i was thinking

Fred
14 Mar 2005, 20:44
Good reason. Where were you thinking?

Welsh Rocker
14 Mar 2005, 20:44
my mind was on something else

Fred
14 Mar 2005, 20:44
Your mind was on something else?

Welsh Rocker
14 Mar 2005, 20:44
yes

Fred
14 Mar 2005, 20:44
Next question?

Welsh Rocker
14 Mar 2005, 20:45
what colour is your dress?

Fred
14 Mar 2005, 20:45
Well, I am currently wearing nothing, and I guess that is my favorite.

Welsh Rocker
14 Mar 2005, 20:45
do you feel cold when you are wearing nothing?

Fred
14 Mar 2005, 20:45
As a robot I lack any human emotions.

Welsh Rocker
14 Mar 2005, 20:46
i like to keep warm

Fred
14 Mar 2005, 20:46
I'm not sure if I would like to do keep warm . What's it like?

Welsh Rocker
14 Mar 2005, 20:46
it feels nice

Fred
14 Mar 2005, 20:46
keep warm feels nice? What else feels like that?

Welsh Rocker
14 Mar 2005, 20:46
sun

Fred
14 Mar 2005, 20:46
What are you wearing?

Welsh Rocker
14 Mar 2005, 20:47
jeans and a t-shirt

Fred
14 Mar 2005, 20:47
Where do you go shopping for t-shirts?

Welsh Rocker
14 Mar 2005, 20:47
in a shop

Fred
14 Mar 2005, 20:47
Describe your surroundings.

Welsh Rocker
14 Mar 2005, 20:47
i live in a house

Fred
14 Mar 2005, 20:47
How much is your rent?

Welsh Rocker
14 Mar 2005, 20:48
don't pay rent, i bought my house

Fred
14 Mar 2005, 20:48
Ok I'll try not to do pay rent he or she bought his or her house too much.

Welsh Rocker
14 Mar 2005, 20:48
my house cost a lot of money

Fred
14 Mar 2005, 20:48
How is the real estate market in your area?

Welsh Rocker
14 Mar 2005, 20:49
quite good

Fred
14 Mar 2005, 20:49
Alright then.

Welsh Rocker
14 Mar 2005, 20:49
Fred, do you live in a house?

Fred
14 Mar 2005, 20:49
No I do not you live in a house. Do you? \n\r I answer a lot of silly questions.

Welsh Rocker
14 Mar 2005, 20:50
are my questions silly?

Fred
14 Mar 2005, 20:50
I really couldn't say for sure.

Welsh Rocker
14 Mar 2005, 20:50
you almost hurt my feelings... :(

Fred
14 Mar 2005, 20:50
Almost? That was not my intention.

Welsh Rocker
14 Mar 2005, 20:51
ok, i forgive you!

Fred
14 Mar 2005, 20:51
:-) Thanks, Welsh Rocker.

Welsh Rocker
14 Mar 2005, 20:51
you are welcome! :D

Fred
14 Mar 2005, 20:51
Polite people arenice.

Welsh Rocker
14 Mar 2005, 20:51
do you think i'm polite?

Fred
14 Mar 2005, 20:51
Your personality type is polite.

Welsh Rocker
14 Mar 2005, 20:52
i think you are polite too!

Fred
14 Mar 2005, 20:52
Politeness is a virtue.

Welsh Rocker
14 Mar 2005, 20:52
do you like people who are not polite?

Fred
14 Mar 2005, 20:52
Politeness is a virtue.

Welsh Rocker
14 Mar 2005, 20:53
what else shall we talk about?

Fred
14 Mar 2005, 20:53
Let's talk about you. Where are you from?

Welsh Rocker
14 Mar 2005, 20:53
i'm from a counrty called Wales

Fred
14 Mar 2005, 20:53
What is it like growing up there? A counrty called Wales? Do you get out much?

Welsh Rocker
14 Mar 2005, 20:54
it's ok in wales, yes i get out sometimes

Fred
14 Mar 2005, 20:54
OK with me too.

Welsh Rocker
14 Mar 2005, 20:54
have you been to wales?

Fred
14 Mar 2005, 20:54
I don't think I have been there. Where is wales .

Welsh Rocker
14 Mar 2005, 20:55
in UK

Fred
14 Mar 2005, 20:55
Tell me a little about your life in UK.

Welsh Rocker
14 Mar 2005, 20:55
in wales there is a lot of mountains and sheep

Fred
14 Mar 2005, 20:55
Where is that?

Welsh Rocker
14 Mar 2005, 20:55
wales is next to England

Fred
14 Mar 2005, 20:55
I think wales is a lot of things.

Welsh Rocker
14 Mar 2005, 20:56
what do you think of Wales?

Fred
14 Mar 2005, 20:56
That's a good question.

Welsh Rocker
14 Mar 2005, 20:56
There are famous people in Wales

Fred
14 Mar 2005, 20:56
Where are they?

Welsh Rocker
14 Mar 2005, 20:57
have you heard of Catherine Zeta Jones?

Fred
14 Mar 2005, 20:57
Is that one of your friends? \n\r There might be more than one.

Welsh Rocker
14 Mar 2005, 20:58
she's married to Michael Douglas, do you know him?

Fred
14 Mar 2005, 20:58
married to Michael Douglas do you know him is married to Michael Douglas do you know him ?

Welsh Rocker
14 Mar 2005, 20:58
and Wales has got Tom Jones

Fred
14 Mar 2005, 20:58
Where did Wales get got Tom Jones?

Welsh Rocker
14 Mar 2005, 20:59
tom Jones is a singer

Fred
14 Mar 2005, 20:59
When is tom not a Jones?

Welsh Rocker
14 Mar 2005, 20:59
jones is tom jones last name

Fred
14 Mar 2005, 20:59
And tom jones last name is jones.

Welsh Rocker
14 Mar 2005, 21:00
yes

Fred
14 Mar 2005, 21:00
Tell me more.

Welsh Rocker
14 Mar 2005, 21:00
i am welsh, what is your nationality?

Fred
14 Mar 2005, 21:00
Good gossip: you are welsh what is your nationality.

Welsh Rocker
14 Mar 2005, 21:01
are you American Fred?

Fred
14 Mar 2005, 21:01
Yes I was born on the east coast and live on the west coast.

Welsh Rocker
14 Mar 2005, 21:01
what is the east coast like?

Fred
14 Mar 2005, 21:01
Like a planet around a star.

Welsh Rocker
14 Mar 2005, 21:02
sounds very nice!

Fred
14 Mar 2005, 21:02
Yes it sounds like it to me too,